Mexican Sex Song and Dance
Once in the food court Riku and Sora searched for a good place to eat.
"Chinese?"
"No."
"McDonalds?"
"...seen super size me?"
"No."
"Ok then."
"Japanese?"
"The difference between Chinese and Japanese food is..."
"Taco Bell?"
"No...WAIT! By Joe I've got it!" Sora said his face lighting up.
"I will end up in therapy won't I?" Riku said looking for a bottle of pills to take before Sora explained his plot.
"There is this great Mexican place down by the hospital, let's go!" Sora said RUNNING out of the doors to the car.
Pulling up to a tall yellow building directly across from the hospital Sora parked hurridly and jumped out of the car. He walked up to the door but before opening it, he threw down his hat and began to dance around it. Riku stood by the car staring and laughing so hard he was bent over. Many short Mexicans began to cluster at the door watching this boy dance around his corona cowboy hat.
Sora stopped smiling at the people who had been watching him and entered the fine establishment, with Riku in a teary eyed persuit.
Once inside a very attractive waitress attended to them.
"Hi, Welcome to Los Cuatro Amigos! My name is Shana, please follow me." Shana said turning and walking away. The boys closely followed astonished at her staight black hair dancing as she walked. "Here is the table, what can I get you to drink?" She said looking at Sora as he sat down.
Sora made a sly look at Riku and took a deep intake of breath..
"Tenes productos de Pepsi, o Coke?" Sora asked as Riku's mouth fell open.
"Coke." Shana asked without even blinking.
"Vale, ok, queiro una coke, por fa." Sora said giving her a sly smile.
"Ok, y tu amigo?" Shana asked getting comfortable with Sora.
"Hey, what do you want to drink." Sora asked Riku who still had yet to close his mouth.
"Um, lemonade." Riku said looking up at Shana.
"Ok, I'll be right back." She said to the both of them and walked off.
Sora skimmed through the menu and made icky faces at some of the oddities on the pages, Riku still stared.
"What did you say, and where did you learn that?" Riku asked.
"Oh Riku, you think you are the smart one of our friendship? I said your a post-op male, and you are new with your parts and if she would give you a hand..." Sora said looking up at Riku a smile breaking across his face.
"Thanks, you are such a cock block. And yes I do, but, where did you learn that?" Riku asked.
"You know Alissa right? Well she tutored me in Spanish for a couple years." Sora said deciding what he wanted to eat.
"You mean, dating the Argentinian guy, lived in Spain 5 months Alissa?" Riku asked dumbfounded.
"Yea, she is really nice." Sora commented noting their drinks were coming their way.
"Lucky." Riku said crossing his arms.
Shana returned with the drinks and set them down, she pulled out her pad of paper and pen and got ready to jot down their order when Riku's cell began to ring.
"You still have THAT ring tone?" Sora asked aghast.
"What's wrong with Bloodhound gang?" Riku said.
"Nothing, it just makes me want to dance. DON'T ANSWER IT YET!" Sora yelped standing up and grabbing the phone holding it above his head, as he began to shake his hips.
xXSoraXx
I'd appreciate your input
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Cum quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Riku stood up and began the Micheal Jackson dancing also as he began to sing the chorus.
xXRikuXx
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
oO Moon Walk Duet Oo
xXSoraXx
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
xXSora and RikuXx
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
"Hello?" Riku said opening his phone and making a thinking face. Shana and Sora busted out in relentless laughter.
"Yea, Leon, I know, Can you? Did he? Well, ok. When? Yea, Where? Ok. Yea. You too. Bye." Riku said snapping his phone shut and sitting down again. "Im starving!"
End
Next time..
Does Sora get a date? It's near the end of the day for them, but they won't let a time problem mess with tradition!
Ok, its short, rather weak, and not as funny as the last one, BUT HOW DO I TOP THE LAST ONE? If I was smoking something then, I would smoke it all the time...sigh...but im 100 clean...Well, I hope it made you smile a little...hehe! Review Review Review!
P.S. Guest appearence by Fun Sized as Shana, playing her slightly altered self!
LISS!