Today had been a normal day for Envy. He'd killed anyone that had called him "Miss," frazzled the Elrics, and gotten his hair just the way he liked it – spiky and looking like a palm tree.
On the other hand, Edward and Alphonse Elric were in a closet in Envy's room. They'd snuck in there to observe them.
"I swear, once I get my hands on him, he's gonna be so dead!" yelled Edward.
"Calm down, Brother! I hear someone coming!" Alphonse said, leaning toward the door.
"I told you, no! Now go away, Gluttony!" yelled the voice of Envy.
"But can't I please eat-"
"NO!" yelled Envy, slamming the door. "O-chibi-san, where are you?"
"WHAT! I AM NOT SMALL, YOU STUPID BAS-"
"Ah, there you are! I knew you two were in here. Special chibi-senses, you know?" said Envy, opening the closet door.
"I AM NOT SMALL!" yelled Edward, clapping his hands together and forming an unknown object Envy couldn't quite make out. Before the homunculus could respond, Edward had thrown something at Envy's head. Envy dodged, and Edward and Alphonse escaped.
"Huh?" Envy inquired confusingly. He opened the door, and Gluttony was still there. "What did I tell you? No!" Gluttony stared at Envy's head. "What?"
"Oh my God, Envy. What's that on your head!" Gluttony said, pointing.
"Wha? AH!" yelled Envy. "Stupid chibi-san!" He yelled, throwing the object out of a random window of d00m.
The coconut went flying out of the window and hit an unsuspecting Jean Havoc in the head.