This is a supercondensation of Kingdom Hearts 2, done because Revokov's gave me an idea. Time to start this thing!

First day in Twilight Town


Some mystery guy walks out a portal at the Deep Dive Beach and walks over to the other mystery man.


Mystery Man

I've been to see him...he looks a lot like you.

Other Cloaked Guy

Who are you?

Mystery Man

I'm what's left...or...maybe I'm all that ever was.

Cloaked Guy

Stop acting gothic and tell me your name.

Mystery Man

I just lost a battle to some kid with yellow shoes, give me a break.


This rousing conversation is interrupted by some staticky recap of Sora waking up from OVERDOSING ON PAPOU. A few minutes later, Roxas wakes his ass up.


Roxas

Strange dream...at least Dr. Wily wasn't in it.


He puts on some clothes and heads off to the usual spot, where Hayner rants about Seifer covencing Twilight Town that they're a BAND OF THEVES.


Hayner

Instead of opening a can of whoop-ass on him, let's go the candy shop.


To the shop they go. Roxas collapses on the way, hears some scottish guy talking, wakes up, and thinks NOTHING OF IT. At the shop, they do lots of IMPORTANT STUFF there, like finding a cat and Roxas remembering how to jump. After clearing their names and finding no rappers or scatily clad women, they go to the sandlot for the CONFERTATION OF DESTINY.


Seifer

For stealing , you shall bow down to my foam bat!

Despite his MAD SKILLZ, Roxas wipes the floor with Seifer. Rai comes up with some BS on why he lost, while Pence gets a camera to takes a picture instead of having the foresight to haul along a camcorder.


Pence

Kodak moment!

Random Dusk

Not my watch. Steals camera.


The gang gives chase, but not really becuase Roxas is the only one fast enough to get him. The Dusk is cornered at THE HAUNTED MANSION, sans the haunting.


Dusk

I'm a DUSK. Why aren't I black?

Roxas

Who cares. Give me the .


Roxas attempts to eliminate the threat, but finds out his bat of foam's NO GOOD. Then the bat's WHEATIES kick in and it grows up to become the KEYBLADE.


Dusk

I should've had some breakfast.

Roxas

Oh yeah.


Despites the Dusk's PROUD MODE ROIDS, he loses and is SLAIN. The bat's cereal boost runs out and become foam again. Roxas returns to the spot with the STOLEN PHOTOS.


Hayner

You got the photos!

Ollette

You got the word back!

Roxas

I'm going home.


More weird-ass voices start talking to Roxas. Meanwhile, the PLOT begins to brew inside some UNKNOWN DARK LAIR, which EVIL has just found.


DiZ

Despite being wrapped in bandages, I ain't evil.

Hooded Guy

Some hiding place.


They then talk about the events that just happened, which THEY CAN'T POSSIBLY KNOW, BUT DO.


Logic

The end of the first day, and I haven't jumped of a cliff yet.

I know, this chapter's not as good as the others...Read and Review. Be easy on me...