My friend Jessica thecurlyfrypretzelpickleeatingGnome-Leprechaun thought of this, and she doesn't even read Dragonlance. Although she promised me she would read The Soulforge in exchange for some curly fries. Anyways, she knew enough about the books (blame me and her older for it…he goes by the name Dalamar the Dork…half gully dwarf, half elf!) to help me with it. I based this on the music video I saw. There was a bunch of people holding up little 3x5 cards that said their dirty, little, secrets.
Disclaimer: I don't own the song "Dirty Little Secrets" by All-American-Rejects…or Dragonlance…or Raistlin sniff
A Dragonlance Music VideoFeaturing "Dirty Little Secrets" by All-American-Rejects
Let me know what I've done wrongLord Soth holds up a sign: I had a chance to stop the Cataclysm…but I let myself get sidetracked by and elf…
When I've known this all alongI go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you
Tasslehoff: I am not as innocent as you think…
Tell me all that you've thrown awayFind out games you don't wanna play
You are the only one that needs to know
Kitiara's sign: You know my secret…Tasslehoff: Uncle Trapspringer isn't my uncle…he's my grandma…
Flint: My beard isn't real…
I'll give my dirty little secret(Dirty little secret)
Tasslehoff: Kitiara got to me…
Nuitari: I have pink bunny slippers…that Mishakal gave to me…
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regretCrysania: I perform weekly at the Rock Karaoke Night Club…
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret
Who has to know
When we live such fragile lives
It's the best way we survive
Raistlin: I am terrified of bunnies…
Caramon: I am obsessed with bunnies…
I go around a time or twoJust to waste my time with you
Tell me all that you've thrown awayTanis' sign: I'm married, and I still think about her…
Find out games you don't wanna playYou are the only one that needs to know
Tanis: I have several pink undergarments…
I'll give you my dirty little secret(Dirty little secret)
Riverwind: I don't know how to smile…
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret
Who has to know
Laurana: This isn't my natural hair color…
Sturm: I bought my sword at Disney Land…
The way she feels inside (inside)
Those thoughts I can't deny (deny)
Raistlin: A cleric of PALADINE took my heart…and won't give it back…
These sleeping dogs won't lie (won't lie)
And all I've tried to hide
It's eating me apart
Trace this life out
Caramon: I think my mom is a lunatic…
Usha's sign: Darth Vader is my father…
I'll give you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Gilthanas: I slept with a dragon…
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret)
Goldmoon: I bribed Mishakal into making me a cleric…
I'll give you my dirty little secret(Dirty little secret)
Mina: I don't even know how to tie my own shoes without help from the
One God…
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
Palin: The 'Wild Magic' really comes from a gnome satellite in
Kendermore…
My dirty little secret
Dalamar: The Shoikan Grove's trees are cardboard…
Dirty little secret
Dirty little secret
Valin: I am scared of cats…
Who has to knowWho has to know
Well that's it…if I angered you in any way, I didn't mean to, I was just trying to create something amusing, but flames are accepted. I'm thinking of doing another song…