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The Third Day

Roxas wakes up from another night of dreams with silghtly better quality. He sees a glimpse of some white haired girl, which causes him to GET A CLUE.


Roxas

Strange things are happening...


Roxas runs off to hire a paranormal investiatior when he runs into his buddies. Suddenly time freezes and the girl appears.

Namine

Hello!

Roxas

(She's hot.)


Namine

Good-bye! She leaves. Time starts back up.


Pence has been forced to go SHOPPING, meaning their money troubles disappered faster than MC HAMMER'S FAME DID. Roxas ignores this and tries to find the girl.


Roxas

I've got to get her number.


Insteads he finds the BROTHERS OF THE DUSK HE SLAYED.


Dusk #1

Join us.

Roxas

No.

Dusk #1

After him!


THE CHASE IS ON. Roxas runs past Seifer.


Seifer

Let's pick on Roxas. (sees Dusk Bros.) Actually, we'll take them down. CHARGE!


Seifer and Co. take on the bros, forgetting that they SUCK. Roxas uses the bat of foam again and is BEATEN WITH PATHETIC EASE. Then time freezes...again.


Roxas

Getting old.

Namine

Summon the power of the force!


The POWER OF THE FORCE somehow stops the enemy tackle and warps him into the place from the first game. Three weapons appear in front of him.


Roxas

Hmm...I choose the sword.


The other weapons go poof. The Keyblade appears, and the Dusks are TAKEN DOWN.


Mystery Voice

Open the chest. (Roxas opens it.) Good boy. Onto the next area.


Roxas finds NOTHING WRONG with the freaky voice and opens the freaky door that appears. He wipes the floor with coming enemies and gains a few levels. Then BIG DADDY TWILIGHT THORN appears.


Twilight Thorn

Hello, I'm here to teach you about the reaction command. I'm also here to kick your ass.


Roxas spams the reaction command, attacks, and few minutes later he FALLS...on Roxas and drowns him in the DARKNESS.


Darkness

You're mine.

Roxas

No, he's not. (pulls him out)

Darkness

Darnit. Back to the drawing board.


Roxas ends up in some trippy white room.


Namine

I'm Namine. What's your true name?

Hooded Guy

Stop! Square-Enix says we have to keep that a secret. And you know better than to talk to branch throwers.

Roxas

You pickpocket.

Hooded Guy

(makes a dark portal) Get back in there, meanie. (pushes Roxas in it)


Meanwhile, Seifer's been taking pictures and the credit even thought he and his buddies GOT THEIR ASSES KICKED. Hayner appear and sees this scene.


Hayner

(runs away thinking) He was suppose to be the chosed one!


Many useless scenes and filler follow, and then we go back to the DARK-


DiZ

This isn't a dark lair dammit! It's a computer room! COM-PUT-TER ROOM!


ALL RIGHT, SORRY. Either way, DiZ has more logic bending chats with hooded guy.


DiZ

Namine hijacked the data.

Hooded Guy

We shouldn't let her take those Video Professer CDs.

DiZ

Namine must accomplish her goal. As long as that happens, Roxas can go out with her for all I care.

Logic

Everyone's probably figured this out by now.

Chapter Complete!
Next Chapter: Roxas fights in the Struggle. Roxas wonders why a former gambler wants to fight with a foam bat.