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The Final Days in Twilight Town
Roxas wakes up in his room after FALLING OFF A 5 STORY BUILDING.


Square-Enix

Auto-life. It does wonders.


Roxas heads off to the usual spot. Olette makes them do the EVIL SUMMER HOMEWORK they were assigned.


Darkness

What now, bitch?


They go on to explore the SEVEN WONDERS OF TWILIGHT TOWN, most of which are IMPOSSIBLE according to THE LAWS OF PHYSICS.


Physics

Come on, he fights Reverse Roxas and Clone Vivis and he hasn't figured out he's in Matrix Twilight Town!


The gang, meanwhile, finds the CHOO-CHOO OF DOOM. Then it disappears. More filler happens, and then Roxas and Pence head to the NOT-SO-HAUNTED MANSION. Then Roxas goes into a trance and DREAMS OF NAMINE.


Namine

I know, my drawing sucks. Ok, some bastard named Marluxia made me unchain Sora's memories and make his mind a big mess. Sora kicked his butt, and now I'm fixing everything. Oh, and you're not suppose to exist.

Roxas

Then how have I been wiping the floor with all those bad people?

Namine

...Good question.


Roxas falls out the trance, thanks to freaky matrix magic, Pence sees no girl in the window. After this, EVEN MORE FILLER PROGRESSES. DiZ and Ansem start talking soon after.


DiZ

The ghost train had to go - it was useless. Oh, and Namine's gotta go also.

Ansem

Ok.


Roxas, meanwhile, dreams of Sora taking down Doomship Ansem and then hears THE WORST THING EVER SINCE THE AMERICAN IDOL AUDITIONS.


Non-Billy Zane Ansem

KINGDOM HEARTS! Fill me with the power of darkness! (I should've taken that Cepecol this morning...)


A few scenes later...


Square-Enix

Ok, we can cut the static dreams, the players have figured it out.


Another hooded guy kills some Heartless. Hooded Guy uses Gameshark to DISABLE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS and run up a building, Hooded Guy then battles Riku and takes him down...ALLEGIEDLY. Roxas then wakes up feeling all woozy.


Roxas

That's THE LAST TIME I ever take Ambien again.


Roxas' friends don't notice him. He runs out to find them when Axel and MORE DUSKS appear.


Axel

You know what's up?

Roxas

Yes...err...Nope.

Axel

Time to battle!

Dusk Commander

WAIT! FINAL STRIKE! LET'S GO!


The ULTIMATE FINAL STRIKE ends just as fast as it began. Then time stops AGAIN.


DiZ

Roxas! Mansion! Now!


Roxas runs off, Axel laments, and Roxas uses the Keyblade to unlock the gate. Ansem comes with Soul Eater and kicks the asses of all the Dusks. Roxas heads to the White Room and the BACKPLOT BEGINS TO FILL IN.


Roxas

All I learned from that was that I quit Organization XIII.

Namine

They're a group of incomplete people that need Kingdom Hearts. No, they don't need darkness. (disappears)

DiZ

Teleports in. Come, you need to do the fusion dance with Sora.

Ansem

Teleports in. DiZ! Evil's here! We've gotta book!

Namine

Teleports in...again. Nobodies are half a person. The fusion dance will make you whole!

DiZ

Ok, this has to end. (tries to stop Namine)


Namine, DiZ, and Ansem's banter soon ends and they all teleport off to points unknown. Roxas gets to the Computer Room Lair and more backplot is filled in.


Roxas

Oh yeah, I lost that fight. And thanks to him that bastard jacked me into this joint!


Roxas busts up the computer and encounters Axel. Round 2 begins. Roxas, now with duel-wielding action, DEFEATS HIM. The fangirls wail due to Axel's lost. During which the BROKEBACK BACKPLOT is revealed.


Organization Roxas

Goodbye Organization, hello journey of enlightenment.

Axel

Wait, I'll wanna come with you!

Authoress #1

The start of something special. :)


Axel goes poof. Roxas sees Donald, Goofy, but no Walt Disney, in the cryogenic lab. Axel enters Sora's room and sees DiZ.


Data DiZ

Finally, I need to end this - I'm getting sued by the Walcheski Brothers for my Virtual Twilight Town thanks to you.

Roxas

Ok, fine. I'll merge with Sora already.


Roxas does the Fusion Dance and the Roxas fangirls call DiZ many EXPLICITIVES AND MEAN NAMES.

Next Chapter: Yen Sid's talks and Sora gets magic clothing.
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