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Disclamer: KH2, don't own, etc.


The Town, The Tower, and The Wardrobe
All the Roxas fangirls cry, the title screen appears, The King leaves the SPOOKY CHOO-CHOO, and sadness is abound. Then Sora wakes up and EVERYONR GETS HAPPY.


Roxas Fangirl

NOOO! Roxas is gone! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! T.T


Don't worry, he's not hurt and you'll see him again. Sora's somehow not groggy and leaves and sets trail for THE SECRET SPOT.


Pence

Hey, some guy was looking for at the train station. He had a black coat on and big round ears.

Donald

The King!

Goofy

He's had an interest in Star Wars lately.


Sora and Company run off the train station. They don't find the king, but they do find some Dusks.


Dusk Commander

Hey, you have seen anyone with- wait, he's Roxas! CHARGE!


The Dusks attack. Sora and Co. fend them off, but soon run out of gas thanks to having JUST WOKEN UP.


Dusk Commander

We're actually winning! CRUSH HIM!


And then King Mickey comes and LAYS THE SMACKDOWN on the dusks.


King Mickey

You guys have to leave town. Yes, I know, the tickets are overpriced. Here's the fare. See ya! runs off


Sora, Donald and Goofy pay for the tickets. Hayner and his posse sees them off as they board the SPOOKY CHOO CHOO OF DOOM.


Sora

Wait...why was I sad back there? And where the hell is this train going?


The train turns out to be not that spooky or doom filled. They eventually end up at Yen Sid's Tower in his MAGICAL DIMENSION OF MYSTICALNESS.


Mystic Train

Crap, I've got get some stuff for my mother. See ya! disappears


Sora is majorly weirded out by this event. Then they see some guy at the tower door.


Pete

I'm going to turn this tower master into a heartless. Then I'm making an army for Maleficient.

Sora

No, you aren't. Maleficient was slain by us.

Pete

SAY WHA! How'd you beat her roided up dragon form?

Sora

It wasn't easy, believe me...


Pete sends some heartless after the gang, who are easily slain within seconds thanks to the gang getting over their groggyness.


Pete

I'm still turning Yed Sid into a heartless! raspberry

Donald

Yen Sid lives here?

Goofy

I'm going to ask why the King's obsessed with Yoda.


They ignore Pete and enter and ascend up the tower, WIPING THE FLOOR with Heartless along the way. They eventually reach Yen Sid's office.


Yen Sid

You have seen the King, yes?

Goofy

Yep, he's watched too many Star Wars movies, hasn't he? I can't believe no one recognized him...

Yen Sid

No, he just adopted that fighting style after Yoda after I told him about him. Now I've got a ton of stuff to tell you. And you need to go on another quest.

Sora

But I wanna return home with my friend, Riku...

Yen Sid

So do all the fangirls, believe me.


Yen Sid goes on about everything being connected and the door to light, THE FORMER BEING STUFF THEY ALREADY KNEW, and then gives them a BIG BOOK OF KNOWLEDGE. After reading it, Yen Sid then gets to the EVIL they'll encounter.


Yen Sid

You closed the door o' darkness, that's good. Darkness is in all hearts, that's bad. Heartless come from that.

Sora

Ugh, perfect...

Goofy

Cram all the hearts with light, and we're fine.


Yen Sid says more known stuff about Heartless and gives a long speech on Nobodies. Sora surprisingly listens to all this speech. Then he gets to the EVIL HOODED PEOPLE.


Yen Sid

These guys are Organization XIII. Unlike Heartless, they have brains. They're using them to accomplish some unknown goal. That's why the King's running around fighting evil.

Sora

The King's part of the Organization?

Yen Sid

No, He had that coat custom made. He wants to stop the Organization, but likes their clothing choice. Now, you need new clothes. You've grown out of those, oh yes.

Sora Fangirl Authoress

Oh, yes. This give me an idea...


The Keyblade Crew enters the den of the good fairies. They whip up the ULTIMATE GEAR OF ULTIMATE DESTINY. Sora takes the orb and goes into VALOR FORM.


Valor Form Sora

Fresh off Mr. Miyagki's training!

The gang returns to Yen Sid office, outside is...

All except Yen Sid

THE GUMMI SHIP! NOOOOOOO, NOT AGAIN!

Sora

So boring and tedious...

Yen Sid

Don't worry, it'll be MUCH better this time around.


Yen Sid gives yet another speech, which the gang listens to. They runs off to the Gummi Ship. Yen Sid dissapears to points unknown. Meanwhile, MALEFICIENT RETURNS, and the fairies dissapear also.


Maleficent

Even I think this is BS. Shall we explain how I returned?

Square-Enix

We don't even know that... (looks through the book Sleeping Beauty for answers)

This was MUCH longer than I wanted it to thanks to Yen Sid's banter...
Next Chapter: Hollow Bastion, The FF guys, and the Organization.