Title: Not Exactly 'Perfect'
Author: Muu
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: K+ (PG)
C2: PLEASE note or e-mail me before adding any of my stories to a C2. I'd like to know where my stories go.
Warnings: Uhm... none really, though there is a slight reference to a guy (guess who? ;D) staring at Ino's body :D
Pairing: Implied Shika/Ino
Word Count: 221
Genre: General
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto D:
Summary: His best friend's son was such a horrible boyfriend for his little girl.
Author's Notes: Yeah, not an Ita/Ino this time, guys. D: Sorry. But I wanted a fic with her dad's point of view, and this came out... I figure her dad would maim any guy that dated her, and I didn't want him to seem homicidal, so I chose who I thought he would be OK with. And who better, than the lazy-ass himself:D Please enjoy


Those who did not know Yamanaka Ino very well would usually consider her a very normal person. Except for her rare bursts of anger (which she had learned to control very well lately, thank-you-very-much!), many either thought her perfect or boring.

Those people, her father considered lucky, as his daughter was far from sane, boring, and normal(perfect, maybe... but not the other three). True, she was exceptionally beautiful and a talented ninja (or at least, Inoichi thought so) but all that was overshadowed by her extreme bossiness, obsessive compulsive disorder, loud voice, and tendency to dress in too-tight outfits(the last one was one only Inoichi seemed to notice, however...). All of these faults, she inherited from her mother, of course. Inoichi was above all of them, being a jounin and all.

...Anyways. It did not help that her boyfriend seemed to encourage her faults, as he was often too lazy to object to them. He fueled her bossy nature by never objecting her orders (only rolling his eyes, with a muttered 'Troublesome..' before doing as she said), encouraged her OCD by buying her cleaning products, allowed her to use her outdoor voice (despite being indoors), and always let his eyes linger a little too long on her clothes before they left on a mission.

Really, his best friend's son was such a horrible boyfriend for his perfect little girl.


...notice how he's a hypocrite? Yeah, it's supposed to be like that. Because, really, parents are ALWAYS complaining about their kid's faults, but still consider them perfect. 'Tis very weird, if you ask me. D: Anyways, you know the drill by now, right:D

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Julie♥♥