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Beast's
Castle and The Olympus Coliseim
A few asteroids and barrel
roll later, Sora and the gang land at the "mysterious castle."
Sora
Who's place is this?
(ROOOOOOOOOAAAAR!)
Sora
The Beast!
Donald
Disney Castle's better.
The gang sees a Heartless, runs
into the parlor, but nothing there.
Donald
Ooh, magic rose. (As he walks to it, Shadow reappears.)
Shadow
Hey, this is my wife's anniversary present. ATTACK!
Many, many
shadows attack. They're all beaten down, but more keep coming for the
rose and Sora. Then the Beast comes and the rest of them are beaten
down.
Sora
Hiya!
Beast
Outta the way, squirt. (He pushes Sora and his cohorts aside, gets the rose, then leaves.)
Sora
What's his problem?
Donald
He's on 'roids, isn't he?
Sora, Donald and Goofy wonders this
as they go to The East Wing. Soon, they hear Belle's voice.
Donald
HEARTLESS!
CHARGE! (He crashes through the door.)
Belle
Donald! (She hugs him.) Sora, Goofy!
Sora
(Why don't I get a hug...?) Hiya!
Donald
(Tag's body spray does work...)
Belle puts Donald and tells
them what's going. To the West Wing they go, where they find a
sleeping wardrobe. The wardrobe is soon moved, and they meet up with
A HAUNTED DOOR.
Thresholder
None shall pass.
Despite the mass Heartless, Thresholder is SLAIN
and Sora passes anyway.
Sora
Hello?
Mrs. Potts
Finally, some help!
Donald
(He picks up Cogsworth.) Talking clock! Cool!
Sora and
the others get into some idle chit-chat, and Cogsworth explains all
the stuff about the enchantress and the rose, and Sora lights some
lanterns to reveal the SECRET DOOR. While Sora and the gang are
hurting heartless, the Organiztion's screwing with the
Beast.
Hooded Bad Guy
Belle's a bitch. She wants everything you have, and she put you on was that the enchantress? Either way, dump her.
Beast
She wouldn't do that...I've changed now. Really...and I don't think the people in that village have internet access…
Hooded Bad Guy
(Sora and the others barge in.) She has accomplices. Do me a favor and kick there asses. (Teleports out, probably to get more weed.)
The Beast starts the ass kicking, but a few hundred
action command later he comes to his sences.
Cogsworth
Please, master, please, compose-
Beast
Ok, I'm awake! I hear you! What the hell happened?
Donald
Well...
Donald
explains what happened, which surprisingly has nothing to do with
illegal drugs, and then THE FILLER STRIKES BACK. After which, Belle
nearly becomes a damsel in distress. The Keyblade Crew and Beast bust
into the ballroom, Belle's safe, but the Dark Thorn appears, ready to
pounce.
Dark Thorn
Twilight Thorn teach you about the reaction command? Well, I'm here to test you. Get ready!
Sora passes the test with FLYING
COLORS. Then Dark Thorn makes a cocoon, then grows up to become the
Shadow Stalker.
Shadow Stalker
I look a lot like Ifrit...anyway, Round 2, begin!
The dark aeon ripoff,
despite the cloaking device, succumbs to the power of Valor Form,
Twin Howl, and chandeliers. The ballroom goes back to normal, The
Beast apoligises, and THE GATE OPENING SEQUENCE HAPPENS.
Donald
Time to go.
Sora
You might want to get to couple's counseling also...
Sora,
Donald and Goofy stroll along to the gate, but the ship SUDDENLY
ABOUTS FACE and heads for Hollow Bastion.
Sora
What's going on? (He sees Heartless.) Heartless slaying time!
Sora
runs in the house to find an injured Merlin.
Goofy
You summoned us?
Merlin
Yep!
Donald
Uh...maybe I should cancel that call to Jack Bauer.
Donald does
that, and Merlin explains why he summoned them.
Merlin
I found Pooh's book!
Sora
What?...This could've waited...
Merlin
Gotta tell the others this useless infomation, bye bye... (He leaves.)
Donald
Well, into the book.
Sora jumps into the book talks with Pooh, but
is suddenly thrown out, probably due to Smokey's druids. He fights
the theiving Heartless, then goes back in the book and Pooh comes
down with TORN PAGE AMENESIA. Sora gets out the book, then he and the
others get back in the Gummi Ship, fight a PHANTOM PIRATE SHIP, and
finally get to the Olympus Coliseum...sort of.
Sora
(...?) This isn't the coliseum.
Donald
Bad landing. To the coliseum.
Sora
(He sees the evil Heartless chasing Meg for some reason.) Wait, save the damsel!
Sora chases off the Heartless and Megara
gets up.
Megara
First off, I'm not any damsel in distress.
Sora
Er...sorry. We came to see how Hecurles is doing.
Megara
Hades has been sending all sorts of monsters to the coliseum, and he's running out of gas.
Sora
We'll deal with him.
Megara
All right. I'm going to get some of that exotic body wash...
The
Keyblade Crew navagate the tunnels, finding an Organization member,
and chase him whist beating down Heartless. They encounter the guy
and he CHARGES TOWARDS THEM...and into the portal.
Sora
Donald and Goofy
Ole!
Sora
Uh...onward, I guess.
Sora does just that, while Hades searches for
an EVIL PLAN.
Pete
Why don't you just revive someone that's already dead?
Hades
Eh, why not?
Hades prepares to summon THE ULTIMATE EVIL as
Sora gets closer to the lair. Smoke and lightning pop out his CHAMBER
POT OF SECRETS, and someone who ISN'T KUJA is summoned.
Hades
(...?) Ok, who are you? Eh, all right, can you kick Hercules' butt for me?
Auron
If you're looking for Kuja, he's busy opening up a Farplane Modeling Agency. And this is my story, flame head.
Hades
SAY WHAT! That's it, you're gonna get it!
Hades
gets into a fight with Auron and KOs him, Sora and the others come in
and fight him, but Hades activates his UNDERWORLD INVICIBLITY
CHEAT.
MC
Hades
Can't touch this. Dunununununu - Can't touch this. (He charges up the fireballs.)
Auron
(Blocked an earlier attack to save Sora.) We need to go. Now.
Sora
runs away from the fireballs, but Hades comes after them. After
getting away from him, he sics Cerburus on the gang while The
Keyblade Crew and Auron introduce themselves and head for the exit,
which Sora unlocks.
Cerberus
Ready for round 3?
Sora and Auron stay behind and beat up Cerberus with
KEYBLADE BUSHIDO.
Cerberus
Hey, get your asses back here! (He charges after them.) I'm gonna kick your- BANG!
Meanwhile, Herc refuses to play hooky with Meg, and
Hades and Pete come up another plan.
Hades
Hmm, let's use the Keyblade to unlock the Underdrome. We'll make Meg our damsel, eh?
Sora and Herc, meanwhile, catch up, and then Sora
and his gang visit Phil and tell what's up, after some training, Herc
tells them about the Olympus Stone, which has been stolen, then Hades
shows up.
Hades
I've got
Meg, you've got a match. Beat the crap out of that Hydra. Buh-bye.
(Teleports out.)
Sora
We'll rescue her.
Sora, Donald and Goofy blaze through the
Underworld Caverns while Herc battles THE DREADED HYDRA. The Keyblade
Crew then meets the Hooded Guy from before.
Demyx
(He
takes off his hood.) Roxas? Roxas?
Sora
Who's he?
Demyx
Uh...water clones! Attack!
Since the water clones have LOW HP, all
the water clones are BELTED within seconds.
Demyx
Oh darn...time to go. (He leaves.)
Sora unlocks the
oversized lock, tangos with Pete and the Heartless after rescuing
Meg, and beats Pete w/the help of Hercules. They all race to the
Coliseum to confront the Hydra WHO GOT REVIVED WITH A PHOENIX
DOWN.
Hercules
Well, I'm some hero.
Phil
C'mon, don't go emo on us now, kid!
Meg pulls Hercules aside
as the battle begins. Sora beats up and slices off the first head,
then 3 more pop out after it "collapses". Sora pounds on
the Hydra for a while when...
Phil
(He turns on some familiar music.) GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK! GET UP ON THE...
Sora
(Starts dancing to the music all the way the Hydra's back, Phil throws the Urn at him when...) SORAAAAAAAAAA! The Urninator...SORAAAAAAAAAA! The Urninator-
Donald
Ahh! Do not sing, please! And that's not how it goes!
The Hydra is KO'ed by the hit and Sora's singing. Sora vanquishes the
three heads, but more form in its place. A few Pegasus Runs later,
the Hyrda is SLAIN. Sora and everyone talks for a bit and then the
flashy gate opening sequence happens. Meanwhile, Maleficient wonders
where her BOOK CLUB OF DARKNESS is.
Maleficient
Where the hell is everyone?
Pete
Heck if I know. (Concieted ass...)
I modified the lyrics to the song a bit. I hope no one minds...Review, for great justice. And cookies.