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Time Paradox! To Disney Castle and Port Royal!

Chip

Queen Minnie, there's something weird going on in Hall of the Cornerstone!

Dale

Yeah, there are long weird things there!

Minnie

Ew...

Chip

Not those long things!


The Gummi Ship RUSHES to Disney Castle.


Sora

Why couldn't I come here before?

Chip

Redecorating and spring cleaning.


The hordes of Heartless are SLAIN as Sora, Donald, and Goofy make their way to the library.


Donald

Your majesty, we're back!

Minnie

Just in time! The castle's overrun with Heartless!

Sora

I'll wipe the floor with them!

Broom

We still get paid, right?


Donald and Goofy runs off to alert the castle of the DOOM AND GLOOM, while Sora slices and dices the Heartless into summission. Several minutes of SHADOW SLAYING and BUSTING UP BOLT TOWERS later, Sora, Donald and Goofy get to the Hall of the Cornerstone.


Minnie

Look, the room has been crammed with thorns...the work of darkness, no doubt. (Maleficient appears.)

Donald

How the hell are you still alive!

Maleficient
I don't even know that. Anyway, thanks to your Deus Ex Machina, I can't take over this castle. So I'll cram every room here with darkness! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... (She disappears.)

Minnie

She must've found the Cheat Guide to Disney Reality, because none of this is in any of the library books.


Donald soon gets the idea to get Merlin's aid. They all run back to the Gummi Ship and BLAST AWAY to Hollow Bastion. As Donald tells Merlin all the madness that's happening, they all teleport back to the Cornerstone Chamber.


Merlin

Well, I don't know the cheat guide, but this is quite serious. conjures up a door Stop the crap that's going on in that world, lock the other door, and all this evil'll be gone. And don't get any ideas, you hear?


Sora opens the door and he and his partners fly into the monochorome world. Then they see Pete, pusure and PUNISH THE CRAP out of him.


Pete

What was all that for? All I want is my ste- OW, my back...

Goofy

I think we've got the wrong guy.


After nursing Pete, a WINDOW OF MYSTERY appears, showing Heartless going into 4 more windows, and a bit of Deja-Vu. They go into the constrution window and see...King Mickey?


Goofy

Huh? Where's his Star Wars getup?


Goofy wonders this as he and the others LAY THE SMACKDOWN on the Hammerhead Heartless. Mickey comes out of nowhere and shakes Sora's hand, and another PEEPSHOW INTO THE PAST appears, containing Pete getting scolded by Maleficient. On they move to the city, where they're now as big as Godzilla. Mickey appears again, and the Heartless are vanquished with ANTI AIRCRAFT COMBOS. After the Pete finds the door in the next peepshow, the brains of The Keyblade Crew FINALLY REALISE SOMETHING THE PLAYERS HAVE KNOWN FOR AGES.


Sora

Hey, we're in the past! That's why everything's in monochrome!

Goofy

Oh yeah, this is when he first got into saber fightin' and Yoda.


Two more windows of Heartless beatings and PEEPSHOWS OF THE PAST later, they finally catch up with the Pete that isn't from the past. Sora gets the Cornerstone uncaged, and meets up with Pete trying to cause a TIME PARADOX. Pete takes on Sora and Timeless Pete, but despite his Gameshark scene switching, he succumbs to the ways of MONOCHROME JUSTICE.


Pete

Aw, I give up. (He conjures his mystic door and leaves.)


Pete's mystic door is locked, The Keyblade Crew rides on the steamboat that Timeless Pete gets back, and the Cornerstone is back its normal place. All the thorns back in the castle disappear faster than most Snorlaxsus could eat them and the darkness leaves . Sora and Co. emerge from the monochrome world, receive congratulations, and Donald's scolded for forgetting a date while off saving the world. The flashy gate scene interrupts the romance, however. And Sora and Co run off to the Gummi Ship, wondering how Maleficient came back to life.


Sora

Off to the next world!


The Gummi Ship, after Sora reads the 200 PAGE MANUAL ON HOW TO WORK THE GUMMI MENU, rushes off and deals MASSIVE DAMAGE to the GIANT ENEMY CRABS. They then land in Port Royal and hear screams, while Pete talks to pirates.


Pete

If you see a brat with a Keyblade, kick his butt, will ya? (Sora and Co. show up.) There they are! Get him!


Sora tries to fight the pirates, but can't hurt them for some unknown reason. Then the moon comes out and Sora's Wisdom Form BECOMES USEFUL.


Wisdom Form Sora

FIRARA! (The pirates are burned to a crisp.) This Harry Potter form is of use after all. Thanks, Pete!


Which Pete bangs his head on the deck, Elizabeth is kidnapped and Will's running after her. However Heartless come, Sora kicks their asses, and the bad pirates get the girl. The gang then meets up with Cap'n Jack.


Will

I need you to help me get my girl back.

Jack

And what's in it for me?

Will

I'll teach you to drive that boat.

Jack

Savvy.


Sora and the other soon cast off, while Barbossa starts talking about the gold they found.


Barbossa

We found tons of gold. It wasn't until bought the food and scheduled the stripper services that we realized the gold had made us undead.

Elizabeth

I did not need to know that.


One conversation, some freaky events, and slain undead pirates later, the Interceptor gets to Isle de Muerta.


Jack

Ok, despite the black things Will encountered, let's go after them alone. Sora, wait here. (They go to save Elizabeth.)


While all this waiting takes place, Barbossa's in the Treasure Grotto with Elizabeth.


Barbossa

Now to end this undead bull#$&! for good!

Jack

(Is hiding behind something.) Now to kick the crap out of him for stealing my- (He smacked with an oar by Will.)


Barbossa draws Elizabeth's blood, she drops the gold into the chest, and then he finds out he was duped.


Barbossa

Great, she lied. Damn ninja tricks.


While all this madness is going on in the grotto, Sora gets tired of waiting.


Donald

Screw this waiting crap. Sora, let's go. (They leave the ship.)


Sora, Donald, and Goofy run to slay the pirates, but Will and Elizabeth come out and run to the ship. One minute of FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT later, the signal is shown and Sora runs back to the ship. Then Zabuza blows in from the west and uses his SAPPY FILLER NO JUTSU. But Kakashi leaps in and uses his COUNTERJUSTU OF ACTION, which shifts the scene over to Jack and Barbossa.


Jack

You forgot one thing when you betrayed me - I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. The RIAA, Zabuza, and Orochimauru couldn't take me down.

Barbossa

I could care less. Besides, pirates beat ninjas, anyone knows that fact. And I could care less about the RIAA.

Jack

Ok, just untie me and we'll dropkick some ninjas.

Barbossa

Forget it, I've got a meeting with Captain Hook after all this is over. Says he wants help taking down Peter Pan.


Behind some boxes...


Naruto

I could take both of those guys down in a snap! Believe it!


Naruto and Zabuza are carted off to the Hidden Leaf Village by Kakashi, and the Black Pearl attacks. Several frustrating minutes of avoiding cannonball and trying to kick pirate ass, they achieve victory...sort of.


Barbossa

I want that medallion. Give it up.

Sora

No.


Movie abbreviated filler jumps in here, making all that hoo-ha with the pirates-


Pete

Hey, wait! I want some action too! All this world's been is pirates, pirates, pirates! Anyways, I've rigged this ship to go kaboomies, see?

Barbossa

Where the hell have you been all this time!

Pete

Well, the interworld postal service is rather slow these days…

Barbossa

Come on, let's go!


Sora knocks the TNT into orbit and then Jack drives the ship back to the Isle. Sora and his squirrelly crew runs through the caves while to the grotto's Barbossa's at.


Barbossa

Now to end this undead bull#$ for good! For real this time!

Jack

Not before I dropkick your ass for stealing my ship.


Barbossa sics his pirates on Sora, Sparrow, Donald and Goofy, but they're sliced and diced in seconds.


Goofy

Yahoo hoo hoo! We did it!

Barbossa

Don't party just yet; It's time to try our new weapon. Pete, now!

Pete

(He calls Illuminator.) Knew those ninjas techniques would come in handy. leaves


Sora uses the POWER OF MAGIC AND CHAKARA to fry Illuminator and wipe the floor with Barbossa, who gets DE-XOMBIFIED just in time to get wasted.


Barbossa

There goes my dreams of lovely pirate booty... (He dies.)


A few more scenes later, the gate to the next world is opened, and Jack heads off to get some rum to think out seeing a dog and duck talk and how Eisner screwed up Disney.


Sora

How did Pete learn those ninja techniques...?

Well, end of chapter. Review, will ya? And tell me if I can improve somewhere…