Title: They Both Like Plants
Author: Muu
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: T (PG-13) for a sexual reference.
C2: PLEASE note or e-mail me before adding any of my stories to a C2. I'd like to know where my stories go.
Warnings: Super CRACK PAIRING. Seriously.
Pairing: Zetsu/Ino
Word Count: 306
Genre: General
Disclaimer: I do not own
Summary: Everyone in Akatsuki had been shocked when they found out Zetsu had gotten a girlfriend.
Author's Notes: Dedicated to Plum Bucket and Cattish Kettle, who, as it turns out, ALSO loves ZetsuIno. Which is totally awesome, cause I was afraid I would be ostracized for loving an unloved pairing xD. And, uh, on with the drabble:D

Everyone in Akatsuki had been shocked when they found out Zetsu had gotten a girlfriend. They all nearly had a heart attack when they found out he had managed to convince her to come with him to Akatsuki. Even Itachi almost pissed his pants when he found out it was Yamanaka Ino, one of Konoha's most attractive kunoichi, the last person he expected to see with the green/black/white plant-man.

Needless to say, they were all stumped as to how Zetsu had managed to get a girlfriend (and convinced her to join him in an evil organization out to kill one of her friends, no less), when they all had trouble even getting a good lay with some random hooker. It was a major blow to their egos, and they simply had to know how the man did it. Asking Zetsu was useless, as he never replied, and only ran off when they approached him.

In all honesty, they were getting pissed, when one day, Ino decided she had had enough of being stalked and pulled around by everyone. She whirled around to face her stalker of the day-- Deidara, the organization's most annoying member.

"You honestly care that much about how we got together?" she snapped, and the blond man nodded happily. "Fine. He met me in my parent's flower shop, and we just realized we liked a lot of the same things, okay?" Her glare faltered slightly when she noticed the look on the man's face. "What the hell are you smiling at?"

"That's not what Tobi says, un!" he said, smirking at her. "He says that you said that you left with Zetsu because he was good in--" (1)

Not even Deidara's clay birds were able to save him from the blond kunoichi's wrath.

(1)-Cough- Uhm, did you get that sex ref? Yeah. :D

Well, think about it. Ino loves plants, and Zetsu practically IS one. Perfect couple, seriously! XD;

Don't shoot me. -runs-

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Julie♥♥