Title: My--
Author: Muu
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: T (PG-13)
C2: PLEASE note or e-mail me before adding any of my stories to a C2. I'd like to know where my stories go.
Warnings: Sexual stuff :D and OOC-ness
Pairing: None
Word Count: 251
Genre: General/Humor
Disclaimer: I do not own
Summary: Why did she have to be such a loyal kunoichi of Konoha?
Author's Notes: ...No idea. Read, now.

Ino didn't know why she did it. Well, she did, but she didn't know why she did what she did.

...That makes no sense. But in the safety of her home, Ino cringed as she remembered the earlier events of the day.

An Akatsuki member had decided to break into Konoha as a way to pass time. After purposely making his presence known, he ran through the streets, knocking over carts, women, and children, helping himself to their belongings as he did so.

Ino was in a crowd he was running towards, and as she heard the civilians around her scream--

"My purse!"

"My wallet!"

"My DOG!" she felt like she had to do something to help slow him down so the ANBU could catch him. But... what? She had cringed as he passed her, and as a spur-of-the-moment attempt to get him to slow down, she started to scream with the people around her.

"My VIRGINITY!" that stopped him, and he immediately whirled around in an attempt to find the owner of the voice. Ino had cringed again, before backing into the safety of the crowd. Huffing, the blond man finally yelled,

"No one's that good!" before the ANBU had finally ambushed him.

Ino sighed again. She was really regretting becoming a part of the ANBU squad's interrogation team, since Tsunade had recently told her that the Akatsuki member would be her first assignment. Why the hell did she have to be such a loyal kunoichi of Konoha?

-le sigh- Not very good, since I did it in less than 30 minutes... This idea was sort of random. But, it greatly amused me, so I couldn't resist. D:

And to All my reviewers, (Kaara especially, since she's pretty much reviewd each chapter xD) I love you. I live to PLEASE YOUU. So, uh... keep reviewing, and I'll keep updating. xD Sorry I don't use those individual reply thingies, but I'm too lazy to take the time to reply individually to all of you (geez, aren't I swell? xD) but don't think I DON'T LOVE YOU. Cuz I do. Alot.

...ZETSUINO FOREVER!

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