List of things SK would never do, even under extreme torture, or embarassing situations he would never get into.


1. Wear a frilly pink ballet dress.

2.Wear white fluffy bunny slippers.

3. Drink decaf coffee.

4. Get a speeding ticket by the police.

5. Slip on a bannana peel.

6. Trip on the stairs.

7. Run up the down escalator.

8.Get his silver trenchcoat stuck in an elevator door.

9.Get a pie in his face.

10. Accidentally hitting Delete on his company's files.

11. Respond politely to screaming fangirls.

12. Walk into a door.

13.Wear a dorky marching band outfit playing the tuba.

14. Step in dog doo.

15. Accidentally putting his BEWD cards in a paper shredder.

16. Lose his wallet.

17. Get a 2.0 GPA

18. His community hours required for graduation.

19. Call Joey by his first name.

20. Styling his hair into a mohawk...

21. Or dyeing it with pink highlihts...(but blue looks better...)

22.Resist Mokuba's puppy eyes.

23. Forget to put gas in his jet.

24. Forget to recharge his duel disk's battery.

25. Getting a F on a test... (unless it was on Romeo and Juliet...)

26. Break Dancing!

27. Or Disco!

28. Leaving his diary around for Mokuba to exploit

29. Admit that Yuugi is a better duelist.

29. Getting whacked with a tomatoe.

30. Yell "I'm a potato!" while wearing a Mexican sombrero and shaking macaras. (uh...it was really random...sweatdrop)

31. Try to make brownies and end up setting fire to half the mansion.

32. Yell "#$&!" because he stubbed his toe.


My friend will make more, and send more to me when she gets the chance. XD