My friend's finally updated! With a story no less. All words past this pompous, dull paragraph is hers. Bye! takes cue to leave pops back up Actually…nevermind…you'll figure it out. leaves again
To my reviewers: I'm sooo dumb! I forgot to put a disclaimer last time!Mentally slapping myself So this time I will type short stories for items on my list.
Disclaimer: Me no own Yugioh! Shonen Jump and what's-his-name does!
30. He'll never wear a Mexican Hat shake marcaras, dancing around yelling "I'm a potatoe!"
It was a normal morning of school for the rich CEO, the one and only Seto Kaiba. After fighting off hordes of screaming fangirls in the hallways he settled in his seat at his homeroom, took out some complicated and thick novel and began to read, while ignoring the chaos that reigned around him at the beginning of school. Some guys were tossing spitballs, giggly girls were gossisiping, while some teens were just chilling to their Ipods. The classroom loudspeakers squeaked and the principal cleared his throat for the morning announcements Ahem.
"Good morning students, I have some exciting news."
Most of the class just spaced out and proceeded with whatever they were doing at that time.
"This month is our school's annual Multicultural festival. Everyone Must participate as this will count as 50 of your elective grade."
At this, about half of the classroom quieted down and paid attention.
"This special event requires you to sign up for an event to participate in that relates to your elective. For example, if you are in dance class, you may perform a cultural dance, or if you're in Home Economics, you may set up a food booth for a certain country. Sign-up sheets are located in the hallway near the bulletin board. If you do not sign up for an event, your teacher will assign to you something to do so everyone must participate. Have a nice day."
The class began to chatter about what they would do for the festival, all except for one certain blue-eyed, chestnut-haired millionaire, who was absorbed in Chapter 70 of his book.
As the school bell rang for the next class, students swarmed out of classrooms and crowded round the sign up sheets.
"Hey, buddy, we could do our victory can-can dance. Would that count?"
"Joey I seriously doubt that." (To watch Honda and Jonouchi's victory dance, go to YouTube and watch the episode on Monster Capsules. It's hilarious! Lol!)
" I'm NOT signing up to be a waiter...those outfits are kinda dorky..."
The only one oblivious to the chatter is Seto. Sigh He'll never know what he's gotten himself into.
It was Seto's last class. Study Hall. Kaiba was looking forward to the end of the day spent with the Geek Squad and other not-as-intelligent-as-he-is people. It's not like Kaiba needed study hall. It was just an excuse for him to work on his latest inventions. His teacher mentally prepared himself for intimidation and summoned Seto to his desk.
"Mr.Kaiba...ahem...you know this festival is quite important and I ...ah...noticed that you haven't signed up for anything."
Kaiba gave him one of his infamous icy glares.
"So?" (His tone of voice gave away that he clearly couldn't care less about the festival)
"Mr.Kaiba...this allows me no choice but to hand you the last job of...uhh..Mexican Hat dancer announcer..."
"Excuse ME?" :crickets chirping:
"Umm..here's your outfit and your script..the festival's this weekend...bye!" :Briiiing:
Poor Seto was left staring in shock at the packet. He knew he couldn't fail his elective...He was a Kaiba! This was ridiculous! Nobody ordered around a CEO! Unfortunately for the millionaire teen, this time bribery won't get him anywhere...
Saturday...
The festival was a big sucess. Colorful decorations, lively entertainment, and tantalizing and interesting food smells drifted around the school. People eagerly took their seats in anticipation of the cultural dances.
"The first dance is from Mexico!" Mexican music playing
Seto in the backstage still couldn't believe how he had gotten himself into this. Mental note to self: in the future, pay attention to the announcements.
Recognizing his cue, Kaiba stiffly marched out there wearing a ridiculous green-red outfit, with a large sombrero on his head, and green-red macaras. He was supposed to say "Welcome to Mexico" in Spanish, but due to his atrocious Spanish he yelled:
"I'm a potaoe!"
Silence. Unatural silence filled the auditorium. :Sweatdrop: Then everyone started hysterically giggling. Yugi almost rushed Joey to the hospital because his face turned purple from rolling on the floor in laughter.(It's not like Joey would understand Spanish...It was just the hilarious outfit...) Kaiba was humiliated and he knew it. He gathered as much dignity as he could and stalked backstage. Maybe he should skip school next week. Or fire the idiots who arranged the Multicultural festival. He was definitely not going to let this go without revenge on someone.
"Hmph...the things I do for my GPA..."
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