Editor: Its not her fault! Its all me. I'm the one whos slow to update and shes the one that s constantly reminding me to do it. So here are two chapters I should have given at least two months ago. Sorry again.

P.S I'm italic, she's bold.

Seto would never make brownies and end up setting fire to half the Kaiba mansion

Disclaimer: Me No Own Yugioh!

Title: Brownie Boo Boos ...But if you have a better idea, just change the title...

It was a typical start to the weekend for the wealthy, all-powerful CEO. He woke up, selected his special gravity-defying trenchcoat of the day, snapped at the maids to serve him super caffeinated coffee, grumbled at breakfast...(Man, what a boring Saturday). However, today something would be different...

Mokuba appeared at breakfast, hyper about the weekend, (probably from all that sugar from chocolate and Peeps at Easter...not like they were religious or anything).

"Hey big brother?"

"What ?" Sigh

"Guess what day is tomorrow...(trying to hurry the conversation along, Mokuba answered his own question), It's MY B-DAY!"

Kaiba sighed, and closed his extremely high-tech laptop, expecting that Mokuba would ask him for something expensive and different, like a mini motorcycle or...

He was interrupted by his thoughts from Mokuba's exuberant chattering...

"...and since I love sweets, I want homemade brownies from you!"

"Did I just hear you correctly Mokuba, or did you just asked me to make brownies...?"

"Yup!...Hey it's time for Xialin Showndown...I LOVE that show...See ya!"

Next Day...

Brownies were harder than he thought. First he sent his staff all over town looking for the best ingredients and chocolate. Then he had to open the bags and find the kitchen equipment. The instructions were a little complicated for him...how do you crack an egg...and he got really messy.

"Hmm...First preheat the oven..."

Instead of turning the dial to the right temperature, he raised it a 500 degrees Celsius, to speed it up. Then he couldn't mix the batter correctly and shove the whole batter in, eggshells and all. Unfortunately, the oven could only handle so much pressure and...

KABOOM!

The mansion was on fire, but the servants managed to put it out. Mokuba came home from See's candy shop, and was greeted with a blackened spot, where there used to be half and elegant mansion, and a very grumpy brother in a silver trenhcoat drenched with butter, flour, chocolate, and eggshells.

Mokuba's response?

"Whoa...what happened?"