The Interview Show
"With Miss Oober herself, Holly!"
(PART TWO)
Holly: Red eyes, red hair, everyone look out for…Gojyo!
(Gojyo comes out waving to everyone and winks occasionally at some beautiful women in the crowd)
Holly: Hi Gojyo!
Gojyo: Why, hello beautiful…
Holly:(sweatdrop) How are you?
Gojyo: Well, today's been a pretty tough day, you know having to baby-sit the monkey and all, but seeing you has been a real treat.
Holly: (giggles) Thank you…but anyway, how has life changed since you've started hanging out with the rest of the Sanzo party?
Gojyo: Well, things sure have gotten more interesting.
Holly: What's your opinion about your teammates?
Gojyo: Teammates? I wouldn't go so far as to call them teammates…but well…Sanzo has issues…that's plain and simple. So does the monkey…he's got even more issues…then there's Hakkai…he has 'being nice' issues…
Holly: So everyone has issues…
Gojyo: I guess so…
Holly: Even you?
Gojyo: Yeah, probably…
Holly: How many? Ten?
Gojyo: Ten issues?
Holly: (giggles)
Gojyo: What's so funny about ten issues?
Holly: Never mind. You obviously don't play tennis.
Gojyo: No…
Holly: Ok…so…why exactly do you not get along with Goku?
Gojyo: How can I? He's got a stomach-brain! He can't go 2 seconds without thinking about food!
Holly: So…he's hungry…big deal…
Gojyo: he's hungry all the time! I'm sorry, but that's just not normal…
Holly: Well…he HAS been stuck in a mountain cave for 500 years… ( Which means he's seen two shaman tournaments…yay!)
((A/N: Shaman King...don't ask...))
Gojyo: What the hell is a shaman tournament?
Holly: Never mind. Now for my last question…what was it like marrying Yaone?
Gojyo: Wonderful.
Holly: O.O! What…you're supposed to be confused! -.-;; darn…
Gojyo: I'm just tooooooooo smart for you!
Holly:(glare) Yeah, yeah…anyway, good luck on your journey.
Gojyo: We're not leaving until tomorrow…so if you'd like to stop by tonight… (smirk)
Holly: Uh…(major sweatdrop)N-no thanks, I'm very busy…
Gojyo: Oh well, suit yourself…
(Fangirls cheer as Gojyo leaves waving and winking)
Holly: Now, let's go to a commercial break!
(5 random commercials go on)
Holly: Welcome back everyone…now we have…Lirin!
(Lirin bounces out happily waving her arms around like crazy)
Holly: Wow, you sure are an energetic person!
Lirin: Woot!
Holly:(sweatdrop) Right. Now, let's see…what do you think of the Sanzo party?
Lirin: THEY SUCK!
Holly: …Oh?
Lirin: YEAH!
Holly: Why so?
Lirin: JUST BECAUSE!
Holly: (blinks) Ok…
Lirin: WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO KNOW!
Holly: …--;;; Why are you being so loud?
Lirin: …o.o…huh? I'm not that loud!
Holly: Right, anyway, I've heard of you being paired with Goku, any comment?
Lirin: O.O! WHAT THE HELL? WHO THE HELL SAID THAT! NO WAY! I SHOULD KILL WHOEVER SAID THAT!
Holly: Um…
Lirin: I mean…that's just a no-no! Ew! No thanks (continues on with the reasons why…even though, they're not really reasons)
Holly: Um…that's wonderful…but anyway…what's your reason for joining your brother on his journey?
Lirin: I just felt like it!
Holly: Oh?
Lirin: Yup!
Holly: (blinks) Ok…well…I guess that's all I really have to ask.
Lirin: No more? Aw…that's sad…oh well. Bye-bye!
(Lirin skips off stage, while some random fans cheer for her)
Holly: Riiiiiiiiiight, anyway, here's the smoking, drinking monk with hair and an attitude…Sanzo!
(Sanzo enters the stage looking a little…aggravated. Millions of fangirls cheer for him.)
Holly: Hello, Sanzo.
Sanzo: Hi…
Holly: So, how are you?
Sanzo: Annoyed.
Holly: Why so?
Sanzo: Because this is extremely stupid.
Holly: (glares) I hope you're not referring to me.
Sanzo: Well if this was you're idea, than it's more than obvious I'm referring to you.
Holly:(glare) Alright then, because I'm non-bias I'm going to ignore that.
Sanzo: What does being non-bias have to do with it?
Holly: I don't know, but it's the only excuse I can come up with right now.
Sanzo: That's pretty lame.
Holly: You think you can come up with something better?
Sanzo: Don't have to.
Holly: Oh, why not?
Sanzo: Because I'm not stupid, that's why.
Holly:(glares but quickly ignores)I'd also like to ask…how's life been now that you've married Yaone?
Sanzo: Like hell if that'd ever happen. I don't like girls.
(Holly and about 60 percentof the audience start to giggle)
Sanzo: (glares) What's your problem?
Holly: Nothing! Anyway, why do you smoke, drink, and have hair-not to mention an attitude problem, if you're a monk?
Sanzo: Who ever said I wanted to be a stupid monk…
Holly: Than just change your profession. It can't be that hard.
Sanzo: …
Holly: Sanzo?
Sanzo: …
Holly: …Sanzo?
Sanzo: …
Holly: …
Sanzo: …
Holly: …
Sanzo: What'er you looking at?
Holly:(glares) a snake….what do you think? Why in the world didn't you say anything when I said your name?
Sanzo: I don't talk to simpletons.
Holly: (glares) You seem to think everyone is uncouth…
Sanzo: Then perhaps I shouldn't talk to anyone.
Holly: Is that humanly possible…?
Sanzo: Sure it is.
Holly: So…you wouldn't even talk to Goku…
Sanzo: Nope.
Holly: Is that possible…?
Sanzo: Considering what?
Holly: That's he always around 24/7 talking and eating away, and 'bothering' you.
Sanzo: So…
Holly: You like Goku!
Audience: AAAAAAWWWWWW
Sanzo: WHAT? (pulls out gun)
Holly: O.O! What? All I said was that you care about him! You would've killed him a LONG time ago if you didn't! (nods head) It's just common sense…
Sanzo: (gives Holly an evil glare)
Holly:(sweatdrop) Hey, I didn't say you LOVE him…geez…
Sanzo: (still evilly glaring at Holly)
Holly: Alright, fine, go…
(Sanzo gets up and leaves while thousands of fangirls cheer for him and say how much they love him)
P'g HURRAY! There's part two...and the last two, Yaone and Goku will be in the last chapter! Hazzah!