Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. DAMMIT! snaps fingers in disappointment
Pop Tarts
It was a dark night. Just like all the other's in many other author's perverted books. Except…they never involved Severus Snape in a pink dress.
We knew it was going to one day happen.
We did NOT however, know that we would be occupied…
…. With Professor Dumbledore on the bed, hog-tied, with large star's in his eyes.
"Severus" He gasped, panting heavily, "Please…!" Severus smiled wickedly, then with a swoosh of his cape, turns to Dumbledore and says:
"I want a pop tart." Dumbledore stare's a moment, then slowly replies….
"Me too." Severus glared, sat at his table, and picked up some galleon's.
I'm going to change, then buy some strawberry one's."
"Get me some chocolate one's, but before you leave, Severu-"
"Will do." Severus walked to the door, opened it, posed, then slammed the door. Dumbledore got to finish his sentence.
"…Could you untie me?" Silence.