Naruto Drabbles

Doomed – Shika X Tema

'I had noticed her before. . Yeah, she was cute, but . . . she was. . . In his words, Gaara's sister. He liked her and everything . . . but she was just too . . . aggressive (?) he guessed. He was sure that, if they were to ever (god forbid if Gaara found out) get married, and he did something so small like leaving the toilet seat up or something. . . he would get one of the worst beatings Konoha had seen in years. He couldn't imagine being married to her . . . because he would never make it out of the reception hall.'

Those were the thoughts he had years ago; that was before they realized they both truly loved each other, and decided to marry. No, he was actually quiet glad he had married Temari, because, truth be told, she wasn't scary like she was if you didn't know her or if you just met her in the streets or something. She was actually quite, nice, and, most of all, (and contrary to what others think) she was human! Well, that was before he heard the blood curling shriek of, "SHIKAMARU!" "What have I done this time?" He wondered hurriedly. That was before the thought hit him: "Oh damn! I left the toilet seat up!" The only thing that was going through his mind was the fact that he was DOOMED.

A.N.: Sorry this one was so short. I have to go to grocery shopping with my mom, and if I don't get off real quick, I'M going to be the one who's Doomed. . Thanks for reading guys! R & R!