Chapter 2
"Shouldn't they have been back by now? Al left to pick them up from some island yesterday. Something about them saving the world…again." Ursula said to her spy partner, Emmet, while they were eating breakfast at the Academy.
"Who?"
"Please Emmet, it is too early in the morning for your stupidity."
"No, really, I have no clue who you are talking about."
"Delilah and Julius, you moron."
"Who and who?" he asked, puzzeled.
Ursula rolled her eyes I've had more intelligent conversations with a stick she thought to herself. "Emmet I don't know what you are trying to pull, but it's not working. It actually doesn't make any sense, nothing you do ever does."
"But Ursula, I'm serious, I have no idea who those people are."
"You do so, they are the…they are the top spies at the academy." She said with loathing.
"I thought we were the top spies?"
"Don't kid yourself Emmet, I know it, you know it, they are better than us." She said with even more loathing.
"How can they be better than us if they don't even exist?"
"They do exist. She's an annoying little brunette, and he is a tall, tanned, blonde haired guy with gorgeous eyes that you could just stare at all day, and a smooth voice that makes you feel like you're dreaming…"
I've lost her Emmet thought as she drifted off into space still listing characteristics of this Julius person.
"What were we talking about?" Ursula asked when she finished.
"Welcome back to reality." Emmet replied.
"Seriously Emmet, look at this picture of everyone in the Academy." She said as she grabbed it off a shelf. They both looked at the picture, and to Ursula's surprise, Delilah and Julius weren't in it.
"See, they don't exist." Emmet said with satisfaction. He almost never won arguments with Ursula.
"This is impossible. What the hell is going on here?"
"Ursula, maybe you should go see a shrink-"
"I am not crazy!"
"Kay, then don't see a shrink, but maybe just lay down for a while, then you will realize that they don't exist."
Before Ursula could object, Al came into the room.
"Al, you would never believe it. That idiot Emmet doesn't remember who Delilah and Julius are."
"Sorry kiddo, I have no idea what you're talking about."
"Al, didn't you go pick them up yesterday?"
"Yesterday was like, spent in my EZ chair man."
"Doesn't anyone remember 'You sir have an appointment with justice' 'let's kick it' or 'pony up'?
"Doesn't ring a bell." Al and Emmet said in unison.
"Anyways, man. I have an assignment for you. I have gotten word that the Conman is hypnotizing spring-breakers and is going to send out a signal to control the world. He is on an island called 'Happy Times Island', here are the co-ordinates man."
"Didn't Delilah and Julius already stop him?" Ursula asked.
"Look, Ursula man, maybe you should see a, like, psychiatrist?"
"For the last time, I'm not crazy! Let's just go there, stop him, and come back."
Well, it looks like there is a little glitch in the Conman's plan.