"Have you found him yet?"

"Nope"

As the men were frantically searching for him Shultz walked in and yelled for roll call,

which forced the men to stop searching.

"We're all here Shultz, so go tell Klink we don't need a roll call this morning." Kinch said

"I cannot do that, we have to have a roll call."

"Come on Shultz we're all tired" Carter added

"But you are all up...wait where's Colonel Hogan?"

"Right here Shultz."Hogan said as he exited his quarters

"Colonel Hogan, they will not come out for roll call." Shultz whinned

"Alright everyone, lets go out for roll call." as Hogan started for the door Lebeau quietly

told him that Newkirk was no where to be found.

"Well if I know Peter I know exactly where he is, and he'll be at roll call."

Once everyone was out side, sure enough there was Peter calmly strolling up to the men and woman

once they were already in formation.

"Newkirk where have you been?" Klink asked firmly, or as firmly as he could

"Well sir would you really like to know?" Newkirk teased

"Of course I would that's why I asked!" Klink answered

"Well ya see I was over by the fence digging, you know a tunnel, when my shovel broke and I needed a

new one, so I went into the supply shed..." he was cut off by Klink

"You mean you brok into the supply shed." he corrected

"Well it was hardly that you see, I could have picked that lock in my sleep." Newkirk quipped

"Never mind get into formation."Klink said

"All present and accounted for" Shultz announced

"Good Shultz, now I want you to search for the tunnel this man was making and post a

guard on the supply shed." Klink whispered as to not let the others know

"First off,you'll never find the tunnel that's by the guard tower that I was digging all night, and secondly

I'll bet that tomorrow morning all of your shovels will be gone and your guard will be locked in the shed."

Newkirk mocked Klink

All of this was making Klink mad so he dismissed everyone and went in his office to plan a way so

that Newkirk could make good on his promise.

Meanwhile in barracks 2 the men were very confused to say the least about Newkirk where abouts.

"Where have you been Peter?" Kinch asked

"Well you see..."

""Yeah we were searching for you all morning Newkirk!" Lebeau added

Once everyone began talking at once Hogan interuppted

"Allright you guys settle down, now I'm sure Newkirk has a perfectly good explination, so

lets hear it." Hogan watched as Newkirk was put on the spot, while usually quick witted

he couldn't think of anything to say.

"Well you see I..." he began to explain but was cut off by Elizabeth

"This morning he came in and woke me up, to make sure I was doing alright." she explained

"Uh yeah" Newkirk agreed

The others didn't know exactly what was going on, but they apparently bought the story, which wasn't

exactly a lie, but wasn't a whole truth either.

(A/N: I just want to give a shout out to all of you who have given reviews, your thoughts are appreciated, thanks!)