"Wakey, wakey, Todd ... TODD, TIME FOR YOUR PILLLLLLLLSSSS!" Hissed the nurse

" Heh. Another day, another pill," said the crazed Squee.

"Um uh ... just take the damn pills," said the nurse .

"Sheem hasn't talked to me since taking those horrid pills ... it gets very lonely. I miss my teddy bear, bear ... my trauma sponge ... the voice in my head," rambled Squee.

"Um, too bad, so sad. ... for the love of… TAKE THE GODDAMN PILLS!" Yelled the nurse, trying to get him to take the pills.

"NO, I WANT MY SHEE-rrrgg aahhh!" Just , the nurse forced the pills down Squee's throat.

"Well, my job is done. Bye bye, Todd," said the nurse, not even looking to see if Squee had choked to death.

"It's Squee, asshole." Squee said, knowing the nurse couldn't hear him.

"what has it been? Six….seven years?" Squee said sadly.

"Pleases talk to me, Sheem ... you're the only friend I ever had ... except for... P- NO, HE'S NOT MY FRIEND ..." sobbed Squee.

"If he would have saved me from this hell ... hehe HAHAHAHA!" Squee laughed hazily at the irony .

"I LOVED HIM, I LOVED P-"

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"Peptio, are you sure you want to work there, and not in the underworld with me?" Said Satan, who could just not believe his son would want to work a crazy house.

"Now, muffin, I think it's nice Peptio wants to work with people instead of those souls you talk about," said Miss Satan .

"You mortals ... fine, son, just promise us you won't go crazy like that little Todd Casil." Satan said

"I wish I could find him so I could help him."

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"I'm so glad you decided to work here ... Peptio, um… I take that stuff when i have gas! HAHAHA!" Said Doctor Assihol.

"Haha, very funny, doctor Asshole," said Peptio.

"IT'S ASSIHOL," screamed Doctor Assihol .

"Anywho, I want you to treat our worst patient.," said Doctor Assihol cheerfully.

"WHAT? Your worst? But I just stated here! Plus, I don't think I'm ready!" Said Pepito, shocked.

"Sorry, but those are the rules. Newbies have to see the worst patient," said Doctor Assihol.

"Rrrggg… fine! Just tell me about him or her," Peptio said, annoyed.

"Um… well, his parents left him here about ... seven years ago," said Doctor Assihol, looking though his file.

"that's awful! Do they at least visit him?" Asked Peptio.

"Nope. Just dropped him off one day and never came back… um, oh well!" Said Doctor Assihol.

"That's just ... just ... unspeakable," mumbled Peptio.

"Hah, yeah, the kid's about your age ... and stills talks to a teddy bear ... well, tries. Haha, get this! He wants to be called Squee! HAH!" Laughed Doctor Assihol.

"SQUEE?" Squeaked Peptio.

"Um ... do you know him? ... If so, you can't be his doctor." Said Doctor Assihol.

"Um... No, no, no! it's just the word 'squee' freaks me out .. heh." Lied Peptio.

"Man, you're a wuss. Um, oh well. Let's go see Todd, shall we?" Said Doctor Assihol.

"Don't make me go antichrist on your ass, bitch," Pepito said under his breath .