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Author Note: This idea came to me after a phone conversation with one of my good friends Rachelle, who loves Invader Zim almost as much as I do. Anyway she sang me a little song that her boyfriend sang to her sometimes that made me think of Gir singing, thus the creation of this story. So this goes out to my friends Rachelle, Wes, and Brandon! Basically this story is built around that song and a line that you won't find out about until the end when I tell you what it is! It won't be to long, so please enjoy!

It was an unusually quiet day in the Irken's home base, which he found he rather enjoyed over its usual chaos filled moments. Even as he worked on plotting the demise of this stinking planet he felt in the pit of his gut that his beloved silence would not last long. For his robot companion named Gir would see that his silence was broken just as quickly as it had started, but he had hope that with the T.V and his other companion Mini Moose to distract him he wouldn't be bothered for a while. Or so he hoped at least.

"So if I insert it there…" The Irken known as Zim mumbled to himself as a wicked grin appeared on his face, red orbs shinning with a joy that would cause most to shudder at the frightening look it gave, "Yes, this plan is genius." He chuckled gleefully at his own twisted idea.

And just before he could fully enjoy the glory of the moment the image on his screen changed to that of Gir, clad in his dog outfit with that annoying look of pure joy on his face, standing in his living room and squealing happily to him, "Guess what time it is master!"

At this statement Zim felt his insides twist with an almost sickening feeling, his eye widening into a look of pure terror, "Anything but that…"

As if he hadn't heard his reply Gir began to do a little dance before he started singing the most horrifying song that Zim had ever heard in ,his entire life," Its peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, and a baseball bat!"

Behind Gir Mini Moose gave a pathetic squeak of despair as he fell to the floor on his back, giving a little twitch as the robot finished his little song. As Zim watched this he felt a sudden urge to smash his head against the nearest blunt object until he passed out, but instead settled his gaze on Mini Moose and mumbled to himself, "I couldn't agree more Mini Moose, I couldn't agree more…"

Fin

Author Note: I apologize if any of the characters I used are OOC and also if anyone thinks this story if stupid. Xx As I promised to tell y'all earlier the line this story is also based on is ,"So if I insert it here." Which I would like to challenge someone to use to build their story around, just because the line amuses me. XD

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