A/N: Wow. If half as many people are reading this fic as I am getting hits for, I am doing really, really well. Alot of you seemed to have Naruto's luck with musical instruments. I am terrified. However, if one of you has managed to put the stick through the face of a drum, please let me know. I will be in awe of you forever...Angsty Freedom Fighter, please do draw whatever comes to mind. It makes me happy when my art inspires other people to create their own. Ok, you know the drill. If you're in my Akatsuki, this fic is dedicated to you...and if you're Toby, well...I dunno what I'm gonna do yet, but you're gonna get it.

Summery: It's not easy being a high-school Freshman. When your elder brother is a Senior and the lead singer of Akatsuki, a famous band, you're the obsession of every girl in your class, and the guy you hated since Kindergarden is suddenly starting to look attractive to you, things start seeming evenharder. Add crazy teachers to the mix and you're in for a wild ride. And they said high school can be boring...

Warning: There will be Shonen-Ai content here. If you don't like this, then don't read it. No one is twisting your arm and saying "Look. A SasuXNaru pairing, read now". You are perfectly free to leave, and I ask you do so if such pairings offend you. Flames from people soley because they dislike my pairings will NOT be tolerated. I'm slightly evil, I will make flamers who flame because of my pairings appear to be the biggest assholes on the planet. Don't do it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, its characters, or anything of that sort. I also don't own the songs the band is singing. Lyrics have been translated/altered to make sense, and can be from Saint Seiya, WeiB Kruez, or Samurai Troopers, depending what I find appropriate. All I own is this fanfiction, the fanfiction's plot, an Akatsuki cloak, and a slashed Leaf headband. I am a high school Senior myself, so suing me would be kind of pointless. So I'll make you a deal-you don't sue, and I won't cry...

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The next morning, Akatsuki was once again set up in the living room of the Uchiha household. Sasuke was watching them play, trying not to fall asleep. The amount of work that went into having a band was amazing.

"In the distant past, in an ancient sky, an angel had appeared. With the Sword of David in his hand, he divided heaven from hell" Deidara's voice was soft and mild. It didn't contain the low, seductive tone typically heard on male rockers, but he made up for it by having something they didn't-a sweet air of innocence to his voice.

"Then he smiled at the world as it began to break away. So here I stand, to slash that smile. So here I stand, to say goodbye". Sasori was low, cool, seductive-sounding. He had, in Sasuke's opinion anyway, the second best voice in the group. If Itachi wasn't the lead singer, Sasori could have easily done it.

Itachi came in then. "And as I go, I will remember how you looked just sleeping there. In my dreams, I will be able to hold you near, and now I know when I hold you tight and kiss you now, that it's me you wait for, me, and me alone. Far, far away, my love, you wait for me in heaven..."

Itachi trailed off and held up his hand. He guestured Sasuke over. "Here. Sing this part".

Sasuke glanced at the lyrics and shrugged. "And I swear, here and now, to return before it fades away, so my love, No No No Don't Cry", This was supposed to be Kisame's part of the song, but periodically, one of the boys would try to work him in somewhere. Sometimes he'd take over the drums for Kisame, or try Sasori's keyboard or Deidara's guitar. This was because the older boys wanted to get Sasuke into Akatsuki once he was sixteen. They were starting to work with him now, to determine where he should go in the band.

"That was really good, Sasuke-Kun, un", Deidara said, smiling at him.

"Yes. Very, very good", Itachi said. "So good, infact, that I think we should all take a break so we can remember it.

"You just want an excuse to hit up your stash of Cadbury Cream Eggs", Kisame said, rolling his eyes.

Itachi was addicted to Cadbury eggs. At Easter time, he bought tons and tons of the stupid things and stashed them in his room. Usually the eggs were gone by September, but Itachi's birthday was in June, and his friends had chipped in and bought him a whole case for his birthday.

"Maybe", Itachi said innocently. He cracked open a Cadbury egg and let the cream filling ooze over his fingers. He ate the chocolate, and then proceeded to lick the cream off his fingers in such a suggestive way Kisame blushed and turned his face away.

Sasuke was about to tell Itachi off for being such a sick pervert, but the doorbell rang. He went over and opened it.

Toby smiled at Sasuke from the doorstep. He was holding roses. The younger Uchiha blinked. What was with Toby's garrish orange suit? He looked like he'd been digging through Naruto's closet-NOT a good idea. Gaara had had to work on a project with Naruto once, and had come back to school looking like he had had his blood sucked by leeches. Kankuro had explained that Naruto's closet was a toxic waste pit...Gaara had returned home shaking and stating that he was "unclean". Sasuke stared at Toby for a second longer-then closed the door in his face.

"Who was that, Sweetie?", Mrs. Uchiha asked from the kitchen. She was a pretty woman whom Sasuke resembled greatly. While it was true that he and Itachi looked alot alike, Itachi had their father's sharp facial features, particularly the sharpness around the eyes, while Sasuke had their mother's softer features.

"Oh. It was just Toby", Sasuke shrugged.

Mrs. Uchiha sighed. Her nephew was insane, but that didn't give Sasuke the right to leave him standing outside on the doorstep. "Open the door, Sasuke-Chan".

"Do we have to? It's only Toby...he probably thinks he's inside anyway"

Mrs. Uchiha was starting to loose her patience.

"Sasuke, open the door."

Sasuke sighed and went to let Toby in.

Toby let out a high-pitched squeal of "DEIDARA-CHAN!"

"SASORI-DANNA! SAVE ME, UN!", Deidara cried, slipping behind Sasori.

Itachi was being supported by Kisame by an arm around the waist. He was laughing too hard to stand up himself, you see.

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Sasuke sighed as he trudged to P.E. from band. Orochimaru was still angry about the drum. Monday had rolled around quicker than he would have liked. The weekend had been hectic and chaotic. Events that took place included, but where not limited to

1). Sasori getting so annoyed with Toby's constant attempts to get in Deidara's pants that he tied him up with the cords to the amplifier and gagged him with a sofa cushion.

2). Toby somehow managing to escape this and torturing them to twelve verses of The Wheels on the Bus. Sasuke didn't even know there WHERE twelve verses to The Wheels on the Bus!

3). Sasuke and Sasori getting so mad they teamed up and stuffed Toby in a box and delivered him to Kankuro with a note telling the brunette boy to have fun with him.

4). Toby arriving back on the doorstep with a note from Kankuro telling them if they ever decided to send him their garbage again, he would tell Gaara all their darkest fears.

And so on. Sasuke's favorite recollection of the weekend had actually been when Toby had mistaken Itachi's shoes for Sasori's, and filled them with mustard. Itachi had put his foot inside and screamed bloody murder. Which reminded him of

5). Itachi having everyone spend the night and watching horror films. Deidara had freaked out, and Toby had offered to hold him. Toby wound up knocked out on the floor

6). Sasori coming out of the bathroom with black teeth Sunday morning. You see, Toby had replaced his toothpaste with the gel dentists use to stain the teeth when they're doing deep cleanings. It had taken Sasori thirty minutes to scrub the crap off. The whole time Sasuke imagined Lee, one of his classmates, crying like a baby.

The weekend had ended with Toby getting no closer to Deidara. Of course, Sasuke knew Toby was fighting a battle he'd lost forever ago. Deidara adored Sasori, called him his danna. Toby didn't stand a chance with the blond. Sasuke knew it, everyone else knew it, but Toby refused to accept it.

"WELCOME ALL MY YOUTHFUL STUDENTS!", Gai called joyously as they lined up before him. "TODAY IS GOING TO BE THE BELOVED ENDURANCE RUN! OF COURSE, I LIKE TO CALL IT THE ENDURANCE FUN!"

The whole class groaned. Didn't Gai ever run out of energy? Half of them were dead already.

"I'll do my best, Gai-Sensei!", a voice piped up from the crowds. Gai's favorite student, Lee, whom Sasuke also found to be weird, but not as weird as Naruto. Sasuke suspected Gaara had a crush on Lee, as Lee was one of the few students who wasn't afraid of Gaara and actually behaved kindly towards him.

"THAT'S MY BOY! SHOW YOUR CLASSMATES THE POWER OF YOUTH!"

The whole class sweat dropped. This class wouldn't end quick enough.

A/N I'm gonna end this here. Sorry so short, but I have to go, and I really wanted to update, since I made you all wait a week. Fear not, I know exactly where I'm going with this story, and I already have chapter four mapped out in my head. I will make it really long and juicy and you will all enjoy it. I may also stop following Sasuke in the next few chapters. I get bored following the same people, especially since I am NOT much of a Sasuke fan at all...Anyhow. Hope you enjoyed it! Peace all!