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Slept Well?

"NO WAY" shouted the bounty hunter and Zelda.

"Yes way" casually replied the 3 love-sick guys.

"It is okay girls, they won't do anything" the owner said. But the girls weren't convinced… That night, the two girls crept out of bed and decided to sleep under the stars. Unfortunately, the stars were covered by the nearby redwood trees. "God dang these trees" muttered Samus. Zelda shrugged as they swiftly fell asleep… Marth woke up from Roy's loud snoring and gazed around with sleep covering his eyes. Noticing that Zelda was gone, he rubbed his eyes over and over again until his eyes burned red. "Oh my god that princess is surely tricky!" exclaimed the blue-haired prince. He woke up Roy by whacking him on the head with a hard fist. "Wake up you noisy, sleeping pig!" he shouted during the process. Roy shot right up and hit Marth on the nose. "DON'T CALL ME A PIG YOU MORON!" he screamed. Marth rubbed his nose with his eyes burning with anger and muttered "Zelda's gone". "NOW WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE" Roy shouted some more. "Because you were busy hurting my innocent nose" grumbled Marth. "Yeah, yeah… who cares about that nose, the big deal is Zelda!" Roy snapped back. Marth crawled out of bed in his Barney pajamas and slipped his feet into his fluffy ducky slippers. "Let's find that princess" he muttered unenergetically between a yawn. Roy, in his airplane pajamas, slid out of bed and slipped on his squeaky slippers. Marth walked out like he was retired and Roy did the same while his squeaky slippers squeak every step. "We don't want to wake the others" Roy mumbled. "We won't if you take off those annoying slippers" scowled Marth. Roy whimpered and said "I had these slippers ever since I was 10, can I wear them, please?" "Baby" thought Marth. "Guys these days are becoming wimps" The two searched in places that were impossible to contain Zelda. Under rocks, in the 2ft. by 1ft. closet, in bushes, in fish tanks, in the pond, and etc. "We are not going to find her!" Roy wailed. "Let's get back to bed…yawn I'm sleepy" Marth muttered. "Fine with me" Roy yawned. They slurred back into bed and fell into deep sleep. The next morning, Zelda and Samus awoke very early and hurried back to the beds w/o making a sound so that the boys won't yell at them and kill them that day. Roy awoke next, then Mewtwo, then Sheik, then Fox, then Marth, then Link, then Peach, then Falcon. Each one of them strolled into the dining area to gobble down some grub. During the feasting, Marth tried to make eye contact with Zelda and find out where she was, but she didn't look up from her food to glance at him. He couldn't imagine where she went, and he really wanted to know. Marth stood up, knocking over his coffee, slicked his blue hair and walked over to Zelda. "Well lookie here, a beautiful princess named Zelda" he cooed "Slept well? Where were you in the middle of the night?" Zelda replied "Oh, hi Marth, I didn't move anywhere last night. Marth raised an eyebrow and said "Sure honey, whatever you say". He left the table and returned chugging down his eggs. Zelda let out a sigh of relief and finished her food contents. Everyone finished their food an hour later, and they climbed into the car Samus rented. Fox in the driver seat and the rest sat wherever they felt like sitting. Fox started the car and the creaky thing wheezed and screeched until it was able to run. The old car bumped along the pavement and into the woods.

Finally they start moving, they'll have a surprise at that forest, the dang leprechaun and those retarded kids didn't stop them… This time, they'll be stopped!

"Wow..."

"Creepy…"

"That's it?"

"Um…"

"It looks haunted"

"Yeah, sure"

"I mean it!"

The Smashers gaze at their surroundings with the mix of awe and fear. Then, a rustle came from the forest. "What was that?" Falcon whimpered. The Smashers shrugged and continued to stare at the direction it came from. Taylor, the winner of American Idol, popped out and sang the Ford commercial song. "POSSIBILITY!" he screamed on the top of his lungs. He looks surprised when the Smashers stare at him as if he was from Mars. "Um… My duty was to sing so good that you cover your ears?" he said.

Oh my god that singer is SUCH A DOPE! I knew that he sings so badly when he tries to do good, but that singing doesn't make their eardrums die! I'll fire him right away. But don't feel victorious yet, my dear fellow Smashers…BWAHAHAHAHA!

Peach: That is such a short chappy!

Me: So what? It doesn't affect me.

Samus: ….

Zelda: Who the heck is that Smasher trying to destroy SSBM?

Me: Tell that to the readers.

Me: Tell us who you think it is!