Yanagizawa Shinya / Oishi Syuuichiroh
Microwave
"Hey, Eiji, what did you do to the microwave?" Oishi yelled across the Senbatsu cafeteria as he tried valiantly to get the thing to work by pressing random buttons.
"Nya, Oishi, I didn't do anything," came the reply as the redhead turned pouting to him.
"You were the last to use it though," Oishi said hesitantly, watching as his boyfriends pout grew.
"Doesn't Oishi believe me?"
"Of course I believe you Eiji," Oishi sighed knowing already where this was going.
"No you don't! Nya, Oishi is so mean," the redhead cried immediately fleeing over to where Fuji sat and loudly telling the brunette just how mean Oishi was, much to the amusement of the tensai.
"Need some help, dane?"
Oishi turned to the unexpected voice to see one of the St. Rudolph's members, whom he could only remember as "duck boy". "Ahh, if you could, I can't seem to get it to work."
"Outta the way then, dane, I can fix it."
"Thanks."
Duck boy promptly marched up to the microwave and banged his fist on the top. Oishi winced and the two waited for a moment to see if anything would happen. When nothing did, duck boy frowned and hit the appliance harder.
"Ano . . . I don't think that's helping . . ."
"Uresai, dane!" Duck boy shouted, not even looking back and striking a formidable blow atop the microwave only to have it explode in a huge cloud of smoke.
((yes . . . crappy ending . . . BLAH!))