This is chapter 2 and I hope you like it! Disclaimer: I don't own Channel 8 News,Or any of the spider-man locations, characters, or settings

LAST TIME, DUMB SPIDY WAS LYING ON THE GROUND UN-CONSCIENCE. THE MAN WHO OWNED THE HUMMER GOT OUT OF IT AND CALLED 911. THE POLICE CAME.

MAN: THIS IMBECILE CRASHED INTO MY CAR! ARREST HIM!

POLICE GUY: WHATS HIS NAME.

THE MAN DIDN'T KNOW SO HE JUST MADE UP A NAME

MAN: UH, BILLY BOB JOE, YEAH, BILLY BOB JOE IS HIS NAME

POLICE GUY: THAT'S AN ODD NAME. IS HE A HILLBILLY?

MAN: I GUESS SO.

POLICE GUY: HELP ME STUFF HIM INTO THE POLICE CAR.

MAN: OK

SO THEY PICKED DUMB SPIDY UP AND PUT HIM IN THE CAR.

AS THE POLICE MAN WAS DRIVING AROUND, D.S.(DUMB SPIDY) WOKE UP.

D.S.: AGHHHH! WHERE AM I AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SANTA!

(DUMB SPIDY WAS STILL HALF ASLEEP)

POLICE GUY: AHHHHHHH! A MAD MAN IS TRYING TO KILL ME!

D.S.: TELL ME WHAT YOU HAVE DONE WITH SANTA!

POLICE GUY: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT SANTA BUT NOW I HAVE TO DO WHAT I HAVE TO DO!

THE POLICE GUY REACHED FOR SOME PEPPER SPRAY AND TRIED TO SQUIRT DUMB SPIDY WITH IT. BUT AS HE WAS TRYING TO DO THAT, THE POLICE CAR CRASHED INTO A TREE.

THE POLICE GUY RAN AWAY. DUMB SPIDY (NOW FULLY WOKEN UP) LOOKED AT THE DAILY BUGLE AND THE LIZARD WAS ATTACKING IT.

DUMB SPIDY STARTED TO WALK TOWARD IT, BUT AN ICE CREAM TRUCK CAUGHT HIS ATTENTION. IT MADE A U-TURN, AND CRASHED INTO SPIDY.

2 HOURS LATER….

DUMB SPIDY WOKE UP TO SEE CHANNEL 8 NEWS FILMING HIM. IT WAS A NEWS SEGMENT CALLED "WHEN DUMB PEOPLE GET HURT REALLY BADLY"

DUMB SPIDY LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID "HI MOM!" AND THEN THE AMBULANCE CAME TO TAKE SPIDY TO THE HOSPITAL. INSTEAD THEY ACCIDENTLY RAN OVER HIM.

THE PARAMEDICS HEARD A BUMP IN THE AMBULANCE AND BACKED UP TO SEE THEIR PATIENT FLATTENED LIKE A PANCAKE.

AMBULANCE WOMAN: WE NEED THE SHOVEL!

THE POLICE AND PARAMEDICS EACH TOOK A SHOVEL FROM THE BACK OF THE AMBULANCE AND SCRAPED DUMB SPIDY OFF OF THE ROAD. THEY CAREFULLY LAID HIM IN THE AMBULANCE AND DROVE TO THE HOSPITAL.

WELL THAYS IT FOR CHAPTER 2. Chapter 3 will come soon. Please review!