Echizen Ryoma / Fuji Syuusuke
Wallpaper
Echizen glared at everything and everyone around him as he was forcefully led around some stupid factory by an insane and sadistic brunette. He pulled his cap over his eyes in hopes to block out the mockingly bright colours of . . . well . . . everything, including the brunette's gaudy purple suit and even stupider looking cane. Really, what teenager needed to walk around with a cane? Ryoma fancied the boy thought it made him look cool and sophisticated. Ryoma disagreed, he thought it just made him look dorky.
The brunette clapped his hands, "Ichinen's!" In response to his call three of the most horrible looking creatures emerged from the shadows, the most horrible by far being the obnoxious one in charge, with the unibrow. The three began singing and dancing, the one with the bowl cut nearly falling into the river of tennis balls.
Echizen rolled his eyes before looking around the blindingly colourful place for a Ponta.
An arm looped suddenly around his shoulders and Ryoma looked up into a pair of sadistic cerulean eyes. "What's wrong Echizen-kun? Do you not like Fuji Syuusuke's Factory of Pain and Pleasure?"
"Pain and pleasure? You told me it was the Ponta factory!"
The brunette smiled disarmingly, "Of course, silly me."
Echizen grumbled and his eyes darted around, looking for an escape route. "Saa, Echizen-kun, would you like to try some of this new wallpaper I developed?"
"I'm not going to try your wallpaper!" Ryoma snapped, taking it the only way he could when Fuji Syuusuke was in the room.
"No no Echizen-kun, you misunderstand me," he pointed over to a fairly bright wall that was decorated with pictures of Ponta cans. "Have a taste Ryoma-kun, there are still a few bugs, but I can assure you it tastes perfectly fine."
Hesitantly, Ryoma took the other boy at his word and stepped forwards. Honestly, was there anyway to make Ponta taste bad? His tongue flicked out to lick the grape Ponta can and he coughed as a bitter taste exploded on his tongue.
"What do you thing Ryoma-kun? I thought Ponta would be the best way to disguise the come flavoured wallpaper so that no one would suspect people with tastes to that . . . flavour." The tensai was grinning, and Ryoma decided it was time to leave while he still could.
Abandoning all dignity in the face of pure evil, Echizen ran, hearing Fuji's mocking voice ring out behind him, "I'll be seeing you soon Ryo-chan!" Echizen shivered, and wondered what Canada was like this time of year.