This is chapter three. I hope you like it. Disclaimer:I don't own any of M.C. Hammer's songs.
Well, Dumb Spidy was in the ambulance on the way to the hospital. He started to sing:
"100 bottles of beer on the wall, take on down, pass it around, 99 bottles of beer on the wall…."
It started to annoy the drivers. They told him to shut up. He couldn't hear them over his squeaky voice.
Driver: what should we do? This guy is a total nut job!
Paramedic: I have a idea.
So they took a shovel and smacked him in the head. He just kept singing. They smacked him again, and he punched in a reflex.
Paramedic: Oww! That guy is dangerous! He should be kept in a mental institute.
Dumb Spidy kept singing: "69 bottles of beer on the wall…."
Driver: That's it! I can't take this anymore!
They threw him out of the door
Driver: Gosh! That's finally over! Let's go back for donuts, I'll buy!
They finally got to the hospital. They opened the door. Dumb Spidy was standing right in front of him.
D.S.: Can I have a jelly filled donut?
One doctor ran away screaming.
Other doctor: How are you here? We dumped you in the street.
D.S.: Oh, I thought you needed room for the donuts. Can I have a jelly one?
Doctor: So you followed us?
D.S.: Yeah. I wanted a donut!
The doctors were very ticked off now. They put him in the basement.
The nurse came to ask if he wanted medication.
D.S.: No, toots, I am a rebel!
30 MINUTES LATER….
Dumb Spidy stared having hallucinations and walked around singing "You Can't Touch This" by M.C. Hammer.
The doctor saw him and tied him up to a pole.
D.S.: These ropes are itchy!
That's the end of chapter 3. Plz review. Thanks for reading!