Summer, bummer. What's the difference? I'm stuck in summer school. And my summer school teacher said that I should flunk! Sly, this is all your fault. And if you aren't reading it... Pinoccio, this is all your fault! And thanks for the reviews! Sorry it took so long for me to update! I have to memorize these whatyamacallit thing.

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School Days

Chapter Four

First Grade Halloween

"Hey! Red! Wat'cha lookin' at?" asked Itachi.

"Shhh. Can't you see I'm a little bwusy right now? Geez!" said Kurenai as she peered through the binoculars.

"You mean spying on Obito?" he asked smirking. GRR! Why is it always him and not me!

"Hey! H-how'd you know?" she questioned.

"Because this is the sixth time this minute I've asked you!" he said.

"Oh."

"C'mon! It's time for the halloween parade! Get you're costume ready!" he said.

"Right. The halloween pawade," she said as they rushed to fetch their costumes in class.

Ten minutes later, Kurenai was in a vampire costume and Itachi in a Dracula one. Obito, who had arrived nine minutes after they did, was dressed as the great...all powerful...evil...clown.

"I shall suck your blood!" Obito yelled as he pounced on Kurenai making her face go red then faint.

Itachi glared at Obito.

"What did I do?" Obito gulped, staring straight into the eyes of his kin. "Now, now. Don't get too upset. Remember how we're relatives. C'mon, I'm one of your cousins. Right? Hey what'cha doing with that dagger? Oh no! Not the face...NOT THE FACE!"

The first graders were lined up in a single file line. Shizune was counting to see that everybody was there, while Tsunade was busy, as in extremely busy, snoring.

"Uchiha Itachi...check! Grr! I still hate you for the monkey bars thing. I'll be getting my revenge soon. And call me! Uchiha Obito...check! I love your dead/hobo/clown costume! Keep up the great work! You should try this costume more often! It suits you. Yuhi Kurenai...check! Umm...Are you ok? You should really take off those shades. They so don't match your costume. Uh, Kurenai, did you hear me? (poke poke.) Kurenai? Oh well! Tsunade, they're all here!"

"Wha-! Oh. Okay. (yawn) That job sure was hard! I need to regain energy by...Z Z Z Z Z"

Everybody sweatdropped...again...again.

"Yosh!" said the almighty midget Gai. "Let the sensei have her rightful nap!"

"Give it a rest, Gai," said Itachi.

"Huh? I thought that only Kakashi would say that," Gai said.

"Er...actually, everybody thinks that way," mumbled Kurenai.

All heads nodded in agreement. Gai turned around doing his 'Gai-style' cry.

"So now who's gonna take us to the harvest carnival?" asked Kakashi.

"Dunno," replied Asuma still sucking on his lollipop.

"I vote for Kabuto!" shouted Shizune blushing.

"I second the vote!" exclaimed Hana.

"Oh no..." mumbled Itachi.

"Yeah! Kabuto big brother!" shouted a little boy who jumped out of nowhere.

"...Kabuto you had a brother and you never told me," asked Shizune in a very dangerous voice.

"Uh...Shizune (gulp), he-he's not my brother, you see," said Kabuto who was edging away.

"And now you try to lie to me! How stupid do you think I am!" she exclaimed as she marched away.

"Do you think she'll ever forgive him?" asked Rin uncertainly.

"I don't know... and could you please stop holding onto my arm! Go back to your boyfriend, Inoichi!" said Kakashi.

"He isn't my boyfriend!" she screamed back. Realizing what she said, she quickly apologized. "Gomenasai, Kakashi-kun!"

"Well this sure is touching," Zabuza said sarcastically in his boogieman costume.

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Yea... I know that this chapter was short, but I'll try making it longer. It's hard to write with only six hours of sleep each night. Now I'll have to study my vocab, poem, math,... or I could just wait 'til tomorrow. -