"Why don't I try to web-sling?" he thought.
He kept on trying, and finally some web came out of his puny, weak, wrists.
He was standing on a building above the entrance to the zoo.
He shot his web at an airplane that was flying above him.
"That was convenient!"
Dumb Spidy jumped off the building and was now hanging for dear life.
The airplane sped up, and he let go of his web.
Spidy fell in the middle of the zoo.
"That near-death experience makes me hungry!"
Dumb Spidy looked around and saw the aquarium.
"Yum, sushi!" he said as he went toward the fishes, "I better bring some onions to season them up with!"
"Cool, no line!"
Dumb Spidy reached his hand in the water, hoping to grab a goldfish.
Instead, a poison sea urchin strung him.
He fell to the ground crying.
"It's just the onions." Some one said as they heard the crying.
Now Dumb Spidy was all pale white.
A young girl, no older than 4 came by him and thought he was Casper, the friendly ghost.
She stuffed him in her tiny stroller.
"Molly, we are going home!" her mother said.
They went to the van with Dumb Spidy still in the stroller.
The mother folded the stroller up, with Dumb Spidy in it.
The family drove home.
The heat of the car made the metal on the stroller really hot.
That heat burned up Dumb Spidy pretty bad.
The mother took out the stroller and opened it up.
She noticed what she thought was a burnt chip.
The 'burnt chip' was Dumb Spidy.
Not knowing that, the mom threw him in the garbage.
"Back where I started. In a trash can. Only now I have 4 degree burns!" that thought went through Dumb Spidy's little mind.
He still didn't eat.
The trash in the can started to look very appetizing.
He ate it all.
He puked which was acid puke, because he the trash.
The puke melted away a flower bed that revealed the entrance to a secret lab.
He went inside.
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It was very shiny. The metal walls looks polished, but our dumb hero was too distracted by the sight of a bag of Tofu Bites.
He loved Tofu Bites.
He started to eat them.
He ate so many, he became fat.
Dumb Spidy was so fat, he could roll like a ball.
A door in the lab opened.
It was the owner of the lab-Dark Dude! (the man who made Dumb Spidy dumb.)
"I'm surprised you came this far, Spiderman. I made you dumb so you couldn't find my hide-out. I guess I'll just have to kill you!"
Dark Dude put him in a glass cylinder over a tub of Dumb Juice.
"If you become any dumber, you will die!" Dark Dude said as he pulled a lever to lower Dumb Spidy in the liquid.
"I feel sick!" Dumb Spidy said.
Then he sonic burped.
The burp shattered the glass around him and destroyed the lab.
Dark Dude was stuck under some debris.
"I guess the Dumb Juice also gives super-powers!" Dark Dude muttered as the police came to arrest him.
"Thanks a lot Dumb Spidy. You helped arrest a dangerous criminal!" the police sheriff said giving Dumb Spidy a metal.
Now all evil will fear the name of earth's newest super hero- Dumb Spidy!
THE END