HELLO! I am finally updating….thank my best friends, sesshyluver101 and EnvyxEdsLoyalSlave for making me do this and giving me inspiration…and hitting me countless times rubs shoulder …the only thing really distracting me is all the walking corpses bugging the crap outta me! MAKE THEM GO AWAY! Swats at the zombies DIE…(sesshy)too much caffeine for one night….feel…DRUNK! Jumps around listening to Envy and Ed voice actor songs (Rage) WOOHOOOOOOOOO! …ENVYXED 4 EVER!…You still don't know who I am do you? Evil smirk

(Wrath) ……ok…I think my caffeine is gone…i'm ready to TYPE…lucky you!

Disclaimer: I regretfully don't own any of the characters on FMA….

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The voice said, "Wrath. Wrath? Are you in there?"

Wrath stared at the door for what seemed like a half and hour. He thought whoever had left.

"Hahahaha…hahahaha…HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! VICTORY IS MINE!" Wrath, once again, laughed manically because he thought the voice at the door had gone. He thought he was alone…how wrong he was.

"Wrath! I can hear you! I know you're there. Answer me, dammit!" The voice was getting more and more impatient with every syllable.

Wrath gave up. He knew the voice wouldn't go away until he talked to whoever it was.

He said, " Who are? WHO?"

The voice replied, "It's Ed. I came to see you. Al is here too…(sorry, had to take a break to dance to "The Cotton Eyed Joe")…and we also managed to drag Envy along."

Wrath perked up at his brother's name. "Envy is here? WHERE? SHOW ME ENVY!"

"Well, the doctor said nobody can see you, and you can't see anybody until you come out of The White Room. So, if you quiet down a bit, they'll let you out and you can talk to Envy."

Wrath crawled up into a little ball in the far right corner. He sat there, silent, for approximately 15 minutes. To him, it seemed like forever. At last, the doctor unlatched the many bolts on the door. It swung open and Wrath jumped up and said in a perfectly normal voice, " I think I am prepared to return to my quarters now, doctor."

The doc. looked at Wrath with a shocked expression on his face. He said, "You have visitors. Follow me."

Wrath walked out the door and down the hallway towards his room. The doctor turned to him and said, "I have some important business to attend to. Your room is just around this corner. I want you to go to it, talk to your visitors, and then they will leave. Do you understand?" Wrath nodded. The doctor turned and rushed to another White Room. Acting on the doctor's orders, Wrath rounded the corner and faced an embarrassing scene that lay before him. Literally. Lay. Ed and Envy lay entangled and kissing in Wrath's bed. Wrath stared in awe as they started ripping each other's clothes off. Before they got too far, Wrath coughed loudly as he entered his room. They both grabbed at their clothes and yanked them on.

Ed stuttered, " Umm…we were just…umm….uhh…." Ed rushed out of the room, looking like his was in serious pain, but no injury was visible (draw your own conclusions).

Avoiding sitting on his bed, Wrath took a seat on his desk chair. " So…I never knew you an Ed were…umm….in cahoots together. You never told me…Meanie brother! How long?"

Envy looked VERY uncomfortable. "Well…umm…about three years now. Look. Look. You got a bathroom in this place?" Envy started to look like he was also in unbearable pain.

Wrath nodded. "It's around the corner. I saw a doctor go in there once."

Envy yanked open the door and rushed around the corner. Wrath, being the curious homunculi he is, followed him (don't ask why, but he did). Envy practicly ran into an assistant and jerked the door Wrath had told him about open and dashed in. A few seconds passed and a woman asistant pulled open the door, stared for a couple of milliseconds, then screamed a deafing scream.

All Wrath saw was a blur whiz pas him, and a trail of some kind of liquid on the floor where had ran. Wrath didn't think either Envy or Ed would be coming back to his room, so he locked it behind him.

A/N" WAAAAHAHAHA! I am SO evil…poor Envy and Ed…and escpecially that woman assistant. She might need some therapy herself. Well, until next time…ADIOS!