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Force of Attraction
Authoress: cookiiex
Chapter 0NE: Oh Hell

"SASUKE!" screamed a woman with pink. A man with black hair grimaced. He was currently hiding behind the kitchen counter. "Stupid Sakura." he mumbled. He sighed. He married a banshee didn't he? 'Well I guess she's better than Ino.' he thought.

Sasuke heard Sakura sniff. 'Aww.. fuck. Great she's friggin' crying.'. Sasuke, who was feeling guilty, came out of his hiding place only to find his wife smirking at him with a whip in hand. Sasuke cringed. 'Nice going moron!' . Be fore he could make a run for it, his wife caught on to his collar. "Sasuke.." she greeted him with a sweet voice. Way too sweet for his liking.

He closed his eyes. Hell was probably better than facing a pissed off woman. His pissed off woman. All morning long the villagers could hear.. very interesting things about the Uchihas.

"Sasuke you stupid bastard get your ass over here!". Sasuke gulped. She wasn't just pissed off, she was friggin' PMSing! As a last effort he ran. "GET BACK HERE!". Cracks of her whip were heard.

"Naruto-kun." a pettie woman said as she walked into the room. THe man with whiskers looked up from his ramen. "Yea Hinata- chan.". She frowned and handed the phone to him. "Oi, what'd you want." he said into the phone. What ever the other person said, Naruto was pretty happy about. Of course his eyes were twinkling with mischief.

"Oh hell yea count me in!" Too busy answering to whoever it was, he didn't notice his wife's eyes twich. "What? Right now?" Hinata looked up. Maybe there was hope for him after all...

. . Or maybe not. "Okay I'm coming!". He hung up and walked to his wife giving her a peck on the cheek. If it was going his way, he wouldn't have been pulled back into the room by the once ultra shy girl he married. But being a 'ultra skillful' ninja, his awesome reflexes stopped him from falling. He looked at his wife.

"Eh? Hinata-chan what was that--". Once he got a good look of his wife, he resumed to being quiet. Her eyes were prectically flaring. It seemed like there were flames emitting from her being. Too make it more understandable, he almost crapped in his pants. "Where do you think you're going, Naruto-kun?" Her vioce was now deep and superior. Much like her father. ' I never thought I'd make that comparison.' he gulped.

In a vain attempt, he ran for his friggin' life. With an angry white eyed woman hot on his trail.

Ino looked her watch. 12:45 pm. She sighed. Taking a deep breath she screamed. "SHIKAMARU!". Unfortunely for him not only was his wife screaming, she was screaming..in his ears. He bolted up, head-first, andcollided with his wife's forehead.

"I-itai." he muttered rubbing the spot where he hit his head. He looked over to his wife. "What the hell was that for?" Ino opened her mouth to explain.. well scream, but wasn't given the chance. "..troublesome.".

Going from tired to full blown pissed. She took him by the collar. "Will it kill you to get up and spend some time with your wife once in a while!". Which reminds her, why did she let Sasuke go for him again?. Shikamaru was a simple man with simple dreams. Ino was a opinionated person with high expectations. How the hell did that mix?

Shikamaru thought about her question. Will it kill him to get off his ass to spend time with her? Then he thought about all those times he did go and spend time with her. Okay he broke four bones, his wrist and his shoulder, carrying her loads of things she bought when she was at the mall. If you don't call that near death then what else could it be?

So he nodded. Ino's eyes flashe as she whipped out eight kunais. Shikamaru tried to calm her down. "Now, Ino, be civil, somebody could get hurt." his voice breaking. She had a sadastic grin on. "Nobody's going to get hurt... just you." Then she let the kunai's fly while Shikamaru escaped out the window. Nothing like an afternoon jog.

Neji looked at the scene before him unfold. All he did was lecture her about defying fate and being a woman of the Hyuuga family. No harm done, he wasn't breaking the law. Afterall his clan's women were supposed to be delicate creatures that were supposed to obey her man's every wish. So Tenten should just act like that ,right?

But all of the sudden she was trying to rip her hair out or something. Muttering shut up now and then. She can't deny it, he heard her. He didn't mind and went on with his lecture like he wasn't interrupted. But to start throwing numerous kunais at him and barely dodging it was out of the question.

"What are you doing Tenten?" he asked her, his voice as stern as ever. Tenten didn't stop throwing kunai's though. That was until two ANBUs came and said the hokage requested for their presense. Then off they went.

Tsunade cleared her throat. Then she looked at the married couples, that were now sitting on different sides of the room. The guys with the guys and the girls with girls. All were looking at her with questioning stares. Apparently they didn't know why they were here.

Tsunade frowned. "Well are you going to say anything, obaa-chan?" Naruto to asked, almost mockingly. But since Tsunade was too pissed off to noticethis time, she let it slide. " You're all married now. You're all adults now. So start acting like it." she sneered clearly pissed off.

"You have no idea how many villagers come to me and complain that said residence is annoying the crap out of them. It's so annoying to have to hear the same friggin' request 15 times a day. So if you wish to live,shut up!" Now this is the part where she starts losing her cool.

"And in addition to that, I could hear you , yes you too Hinata, screaming on andononething to the next. ALSO-- " "Tsunade-sama, I'm sorry to interupt but the Kazekage is here to see you." Shizune announced. Tsunade smiled. "Excellent, send him in. He's just the man for this."

Stepping in to the room, Garra looked around. What was wrong with this picture? Tsunade sends the Kazekage in when she already have guests? He pouted inwardly. How rude.

" Ah, Garra, come here." Garra walked to where the Hokage was. "Yes?" Tsunade gave him the ' wait on minute sign' before turning back to the shinobis and kunochis.

"As punishment for disturbing the peace, you will all go thorugh marriage consueling. Meet you consuelor will be.. The Kazekage, Gaara." She finished with a smile on her face.

The only thing that was on their minds you ask.

'Oh Hell.'

TBC..

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