"Ok only outlanders in this one! So Pridlanders can hang around
and chill, stuff like that!" Rahne grins as she's handed a pile of
scripts by Ray and she sets them down on a chair next to her directors
one. Kitty notices them and whimpers putting her tail between her legs
and hiding behind Jean.
"Eeeep!"
Outlands. Wanda is tugging on a root, growling. Pietro approaches from behind.
"Lance, Lance, Lance. Magneto wasn't even his father. He just took him in." He turns his attention to Wanda. "Oh hey, Wanda. Where's the little termite, Lance?" Then he added sarcastically. "The "chosen one"."
Pietro touches the root with a claw; it snaps, and Wanda tumbles backward. Pietro guffaws.
"What a funny word! Guffaws!" Pietro muses.
"Ow RAHNE!" Kittys voice was heard of stage, persumably a script had been throw at her head again. "Stop it!"
"Pietro! Where's Lance? Did you leave him out there on his own again?" Wanda frowns smacking his head. "I love my part!"
"Hey-- it's every lion for himself out here. That little termite's gotta learn to be on his own!"
Pietro is ridden with vermin and termites. He is continually scratching himself. Everyone off stage is laughing like mad at this.
"Mother's gonna be mad. She told you to watch him!" Wanda stops. "Calling Mystique mother is just wrong."
"How do you think we feel?" Kurt spoke up for both him and Rogue.
"Oh, who cares? I should've been the chosen one." He begins scratching
his back against the tree trunk. "I'm the oldest, I'm the strongest,
I'm the smartest-- Ooogh! These termites!" He starts rolling around,
scratching every place he can find on his body.
Wanda looks self-satisfied at Pietro's condition as he carries on ranting scooting along on his ass.
"I could be a leader, if she'd just give me a chance!"
"Yeah right. Why don't you tell that to her?"
"Yeah? Don't think I won't!"
"Oh yeah?" She chuckled. "Here's your chance."
"What? Oh... Mother! Mother, hi!" He laughs nervously. "Mother, I
caught some field mice for your dinner, I left 'em by the, um... by
the... okay."
Mystique walks slowly by Pietro, carrying Lance in her mouth. She ignores Pietro entirely. Mystique drops Lance. Wanda pounces next to him.
"Hey Lance.You wanna... fight?" She mock-snarls; he looks earnest.
Mystique turns to Pietro, who becomes visibly frightened. "You were supposed to be watching him!"
"It's not his fault! I went off on my own!" Lance interupted trying to take the blame. "You owe me Pietro!"
"Ow ow ow ow! Rahne stop it! My shipment of silver bullets were
delayed! You're just lucky!" Kitty groans as she is pelted with scripts.
Mystique turns on Lance, backing him along the ground with her words.
"What were you doing?"
"N-nothing!"
"Who has made us Outsiders?"
"Scott!"
"Who killed Magneto?"
"Scott!"
"And what have I told you about them?"
"Sorry, mother! ...Sh-she didn't seem so bad. I thought we could be--"
"Friends? You thought you'd get to the daughter. And Simba would
welcome you with open arms? What an idea ..." She reconsiders. "What an
idea! You brilliant child-- I'm so proud of you!" She kneads the
frightened Lance with unsheathed claws. "You have the same conniving
mind that made Scar so... powerful."
"More like insane." Wanda mutters.
"OW!"
"Yecch." Pietro looks jelouse.
Mystique glares and snarls at Pietro, then picks up Lance. She carries him into a cave, as Pietro glowers.
"Ugh. The "chosen one"." He mummbles and Wanda smacks him.
"That wasn't in the script Wanda!" Pietro frowns.
"Yeah well...it makes the scean better!"
Mystique carries Lance into their "den", and deposits him in a hollow tree trunk; he lands with a grunt.
"I now see the path to our glorious return to power!"
"But I don't want--"
"Hush! Hush, my little one. You must be exhausted."
"Oh man i must be dreaming! My mozer singing a song!" Kurt groans.
"Well it's an evil song i suppose so it ain't that bad!" Rogue pats his shoulder.
Mystique:Sleep, my little Lance
Let your dreams take wing
One day when you're big and strong
You will be a king
Mystique tucks Lance in.
"Good night..." He yawns in a way that makes Kitty go 'awwww'. And most of the girls who proptly got beaten up by Kitty.
"Good night, my little prince. Tomorrow, your training intensifies."
She leaps up onto rocks to emphasize lines, and punctuates her graphic
points by beating up on Pietro. Lionesses aka Rogue, Amanda, Tabby and
Tyren leap as she musters her forces.
Mystique: I've been exiled, persucuted
Left alone with no defense
When I think of what that brute did
I get a little tense
But I dream a dream so pretty
That I don't feel so depressed
'Cause it soothes my inner kitty
And it helps me get some rest
The sound of Scott's dying gasp
His daughter squealing in my grasp
His lionesses' mournful cry
That's my lullaby
Now the past I've tried forgetting
And my foes I could forgive
Trouble is, I knows it's petty
But I hate to let them live.
Pietro:So you found yourself somebody
who'd chase Scotty up a tree
Mystique:Oh, the battle may be bloody,
but that kind of works for me
The melody of angry growls
A counterpoint of painful howls
A symphony of death, oh my!
That's my lullaby
Magneto is gone... but Mystique's still around
To love this little lad
Till he learns to be a killer
With a lust for being bad!
Pietro: Sleep, ya little termite!
Uh-- I mean, precious little thing!
Wanda:One day when you're big and strong
Mystique:You will be a king!
The pounding of the drums of war
The thrill of Lance's mighty roar
Pietro:The joy of vengeance
Wanda:Testify!
Mystique:I can hear the cheering
Pietro and Wanda: Lance! What a guy!
Mystique:Payback time is nearing
And then our flag will fly
Against a blood-red sky
That's my lullaby!
"And we're done!" Rahne grinned taking the scripts that she had used to
throw at Kitty from Ray her OSCAS (Offical Script Collector And Stuff)
then a coffee from Sam her OCCAS(Offical Coffee Collecter And Stuff)
then went to Roberto her OMOPPBF(Offical Make Out Partner Plus
BoyFriend).
"Rahne the silver bullets should be hear soon watch your back." Kitty smirked.
"Kitty you have no thumbs..." A birdy Jamie pointed out.
"I'll find a way!"
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