Lee-chan: YOU SUCK! YOU REALLY DOOOO! I can do it WAY better! And my name is for commenting your stories.
Amaya: Uh huh -rolls eyes- Whatever
Lee: I'd NEVER post my own work because I'm an emo kid and I suck.
Amaya: -laughs-
Sai: Penis.
Lee: I love this man! -hugs-
Amaya: Not this again...
Sai: -Zefie-like V-sign-
Amaya: -puts tape over Lee's mouth so she's quiet for the rest of the story-

Amaya-Keiko2005:Gahhhh! Don't take my head! lol. Glad you like the story.
Devil-girllie: Why thank you! Keep reading please.
The Masquerade Moth: Only if you keep reading and reviewing. Thanks.

"Insanity's just when people don't conform to what one concieves as 'normal'."

"Why're we going out a back door?"

"Shhhhhhhh…"

Mitsuki nodded, still curious, but followed him quietly as they snuck down the alley, also quietly. Suddenly a random female voice cried out, "CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!" And a squad of paparazzi flew out from a nearby bush. 'That explains it…' she thought.

"RUN AWAY, UN!" Deidara cried and ran away faster than she ever thought a guy that chains his legs together could move. She followed him, just barely keeping up. The crowd followed him like piranhas swarming an animal that fell into the Amazon, which was bad (-gasp-)! They both continued running as fast as they could, when Mitsuki sped up, turning around the corner and hiding in an alley, grabbing Deidara and pulling him in as he tried to run past, letting the crowd chase some other random guy down the street. Deidara stood panting beside her, "Sankyuu…"

"No problem…" she said smiling. "Good thing I know these streets better then they do."

"Our hotel is right over there… un," he said, pointing to a low-class hotel. "We pick hotels and stuff that don't scream 'We have famous people'. It's our little sanctuary, un."

"Good idea," she noted as he peeked out and raaaaaaaaaaaaaan for the hotel.

"LOOK, THERE HE IS!" and the crowd swarmed. She followed him, grabbing him and pulling him down yet another alleyway right next to the hotel. The crowd ran by again.

"Sankyuu… again, un." He peeked out again and started slowly inching along the wall to the hotel.

A few meters radius of the door…

Closer…

A few feet…

The crowd suddenly swarmed again but she pushed him in quickly. He dashed up the stairs, not even bothering with the elevator… elevators give the crowds time to swarm the other side of the door! He threw himself against his hotel room door, hastily swiping the card and pushing the door open. She followed him in quickly, slamming the door behind her. They heard the noise of the crowd outside the door. Deidara locked and bolted the door, also padlocking it and putting that little chain thing on. "I… hate… that…un…"

"Yea… that's annoying after one time…" she sighed.

"Ah, you get used to it, after 23 times they eventually get it. So anyway..." He opened his mini-hotel fridge and took out a pint of blueberries. He sat on his bed, popping in two at a time. "So, how's it like knowing you're part of an all-famous boy band?"

"Odd," she stated. "Very… odd…"

"What do you think of us all?" he asked, smiling. "Like… of Itachi, Sasori, and me?"

"Itachi-san's kinda quiet…" she started. "But otherwise you're all cool." She smiled.

"Yosh!" he exclaimed. "Yeah, 'Tachi's weird…He also has a weird little brother… They don't get along. Gaara, 'Kuro, and 'Ri are Sasori's cousins. That's how we were able to rent out the Moonshine."

"Ah," she said. "How about you, any family? If you don't mind me asking that is…"

"Oh. My family died a long time ago, in a terrorist bombing, un."

"Oh… I'm sorry," she said quietly, immediately regretting her question.

"I don't remember any of it, though…" he explained. "Sasori-danna's family was close to mine... they adopted me, un."

"I see…"

"Un… I just recently found this out, though. So I reclaimed my family name. Un, I was really young, so, it doesn't matter. Just keep your chin up and keep smiling!" he smiled before adding randomly. "Sasori-danna's a pervert." She laughed. "No, really, un!" She managed to stop herself from laughing and just smile.

"Yea… I know… but it was so random."

"Oh," he shrugged as the noise died down in the hallway somewhat. "Hah, Security's here… Good, to wipe out the crowd."

"Yea." She sighed then poked herself in the forehead. "I'm not actually dreaming am I?"

"Huh?" he asked, popping some of the last of the blueberries in his mouth and poking her in the forehead. "Didja' feel that?"

"Yea."

"You're not dreaming." He looked at the last three blueberries. "Want one?"

"Erm… alright…" she shrugged and he put the box in her lap, getting off the bed and walking over to the door, peeking out the little eyehole thingy.

"Itachi and Sasori-danna…!" he exclaimed, opening the door. "Danna, 'Tach! Where's she staying for the night?"

"I don't know. With me, maybe…" Sasori started but was interrupted by Deidara.

"NO!" he exclaimed, his eye growing unbelievably wide. A sweat drop appeared on Mitsuki's forehead.

"…I don't want to know what you were thinking, Deidara," he sighed. "We checked the main office and this hotel is booked solid. So there's a change in plans. Instead of leaving tomorrow morning, we're leaving today. So, everyone, get your things packed and meet in the lobby. Baki's going to bring out the trailer. You all have a half hour. Let's go." And with that Itachi and Sasori left to their rooms. Deidara scurried inside and took everything he had, stuffing it in a really big backpack.

"I better run then…" she said, resisting the urge to laugh at the sight.

"Huh? Why, un?" he asked, sitting on it to compress it.

"I need to go home to get my stuff…" she said, thinking: 'Luckily I live right down the street…'

"What stuff?"

"I need clothes don't I?"

"No you don't. We're buying you everything new tomorrow," he explained and she blinked in surprise, like, 'Seriously!' "What? We are like, the most successful band ever. We got money to waste."

"I think I'm just still in shock…" she smiled embarrassedly. "I thought I was trying out for some really low key band today…"

"Oh. Un, whatever, but are there any like, personal possessions you need?

"Well…" She thought of the two things she wouldn't go anywhere without. "Yea…"

"Oh. Okay. Un, you can go get it. Meet us in the lobby of this hotel, okay?"

"Hai," she nodded, doing a little two-finger salute and running out. He took his backpack and struggled to zip it, then dragged it downstairs. She ran down to her house, grabbing three things from around her tiny apartment and stuffing them in a small messenger bag before running back to the hotel. When she arrived she saw a huge black trailer with hand-painted things on it…

-Flashback to the day of the Trailer's design-

"Alright, after our other trailer was stolen by fan-girls, it's wasting money if we hire a professional to paint it. So, I'm leaving it to you three to design it. Here… every color of the rainbow," Ibiki, a tall and military-looking man said, more than 30 cans of gallons of paint behind him. "Have fun." And with that he walked away. Itachi took the red and started splashing it on like really big blood drops. Sasori painted a rainbow for the sheer hell of 'we got color'-ness.

"…Hehehe… un…" Deidara giggled to himself, taking the lids off of the 7 actual colors of the rainbow. He dumped the cans on himself. "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He threw himself against the trailer, rolling around, smacking himself on the trailer.

-End of insanity-

"I don't think I want to know…" she said, a sweat drop appearing on her forehead as she saw 'The Trailer'. Sasori stuck his head out the window of the trailer.

"Yo, in here!"

She walked in and was surprised at the extravagance of the trailer compared to her itty bitty, broken-down apartment. Dei was sitting on a leopard-print fuzzy bed, rolling around. Sasori was looking at a playboy magazine and Itachi could be found now reading 'The Five People You Meet in Heaven' with his glasses on. She sat on a comfy couch, that's color resembled her vibrant purple bangs, timidly. "ALRIGHT, everyone here?" Baki, aka Towel-Head exclaimed.

The three original band-members all droned it out unenthusiastically. "Yes."

"ALRIGHT, we're OUTTA HERE!" he yelled again, leaving the trailer and closing it.

Later that night on the road, Deidara giggled, "He's such a towel-head…" Mitsuki laughed slightly.

"I'm going to bed," Itachi proclaimed, stowing his book and climbing onto a bed that just kinda hung from the ceiling and wall. For some odd reason none of the guys had yet noticed that she had been hugging something, although the actual 'thing' was hidden behind her knees. Sasori finished looking at the magazine. He sighed.

"Brand new issue… new girls… doing nothing for me. How sad... hmm?" He started staring at her. She eventually noticed his eyes on her and eyes come back into focus, looking over at him. "…What are you doing?"

"Erm… sitting…?"

"…You look like a little kid in that position."

"I do…?" she asked in slight surprise, but just shrugged.

"…What are you holding?"

She looks back over at him, "Why?"

"I don't know, curious." She shrugged and moved her knees down slightly to show this, in a way, adorable little blue cat plushy, but also it was made to look like it had stitches and bandages everywhere, a little black heart sewn onto it's chest.

"…"

"How kawaii!" Deidara exclaimed, smiling and reaching behind him and taking out a bird plush. "Mine." She smiled.

"He even had a pet bird back where we usually stay."

"Awww," she laughed.

"I love birds!"

"I can tell."

Mitsuki smiled but suddenly a UFO came out from Itachi's hammock, hitting its target dead-on. The 'UFO' they soon found was a quite large encyclopedia. "I'm trying to sleep!" he growled, pulling his blankets over his head.

"Ow, un…"

And so they laughed at the poor Deidara.

-duck tape still over Lee's mouth-
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