Lee: YOSHA! LESS MISTAKES THAN NORMAL, UN!
Amaya/ YATA! And I bet all our regulars (all three of them XD) missed you in our A/N last chappie.
Lee: Yeah yeah... YOU COULD'VE WAITED! -throws Gaara at her-
Amaya: oO -catches poor Gaara-kun- I've had it for days. I was impatient. Oh well... On to the chappie!

Amaya-Keiko2005: Yes he did (damn bastard). And no I haven't. It's really not very decisive til the end actually. but yea... the trailer's awesome! AND STOP THREATENING ME!
The Masquerade Moth: Yea! XD Books are painful! And I dun like Sasori very much either. Oh well. I totally agree with the never become famous though... damn paparazzi. XD Thanks for reading
Devil-girllie: Hmmm... maybe. Never tried it. XD Woulda worked against my 7th grade English teacher... oh well. XD

"There are some places men should never wander."

Mitsuki was the first to notice them and pushed away from Sasori. A fake smile returned to Deidara's face, but his cerulean blue eyes show hurt and a small hint of anger. "I see you two have had fun while we're gone," he said, also lopping off the 'un'. She didn't look at either of the three of them, trying to get the blush off her face, remaining silent in guilt.

"Shut up, Deidara," Itachi growled. "Sasori, why don't you repaint Deidara's nails? All that commotion greatly ruined the polish." Sasori nodded, his breath slightly uneven, but took out his polish. "…Why don't we get another coffee, Mitsuki?" And he didn't even wait for an answer, taking her not by the hand, but by the wrist, pulling her up and out. She followed him, not struggling at all, if anything wanting to leave. They walked to a conveniently nearby-located Starbucks, got her another Frappucino that she liked, sitting down at a table nearby. Her eyes never left the ground, feeling too guilt to look at him. "So, tell me what that was about."

"I… I don't know… I just couldn't… he just…" she stuttered, not being able to explain it.

"Let me guess… he kept talking very soothingly until your guard dropped then kissed you and caught you by surprise, right?" She bit her lower lip and nodded. "Ahh, how can we ever expect anything less from the great Sasori?" he sighed. "Don't worry. He does to everyone. …Why're you all gloom-and-doom?"

"I just… I feel guilty…" she said quietly, wringing her hands in her lap, a guilty habit. "I just… can't help but feel like I hurt Deidara… and even like I let you down in some way…"

"Let me down? I have no expectations of you, girl. You're not letting down anything," he stated. "However I suggest not getting into romances with anyone in the group."

"I know…"

"I don't blame you though," Itachi said smiling. "When I first met Sasori, he thought I was a girl. He did the same thing."

"Really…?" she asked, daring to look up at him in surprise.

"He had the imprint of my knuckles on his cheek for a week after that," he stated, looking quite pleased with himself. She couldn't help but let out a small laugh. "There we go. Alright, let's go back to the trailer. It's about time we got moving again. Oh wait. …What did you take from your apartment with you?"

"Why…?"

"No, just, what'd you take…?"

"Um… my cat plushy… my brush… and a photograph…"

"To the mall then…" he said walking to the mall. Once they got there he spoke again, "Because I bought your stuff, I know… that you do not have any undergarments besides what you're wearing." In Victoria's Secret, Itachi stood next to her, oddly stiff, not knowing where to direct his eyes. "This is SASORI'S heaven, not mine…" he muttered as she stood next to him embarrassedly. "Ah, let's see, you would need HOW many of each… thing…?" he asked, not wanting to say it.

"Erm... 7?" she estimated, glad he saved her the embarrassment of him saying it. Itachi hid his eyes with his bangs, hiding more by taking his hair down.

"Erm… you can wait outside while I look…" she said, trying to save him the agony. 'While I look QUICKLY!' she thought.

"No, I'm…"

But he was interrupted by a woman walking up to him, "'Scuse me Ma'am, can I help you?"

"Did you just call me… Me… ME… Uchiha Itachi… a WOMAN…!" he muttered, quietly but deathly evil. The person gasped.

"UCHIHA ITACHI!"

"Oh shit…"

"ITACHI!" the other women in the store exclaimed, crowding around him. He brushed his hair behind his ears sexy-ishly.

"Hai, I am Itachi." And the women mobbed around him, Itachi signing stuff for them.

"Hey, do you want to model sometime?" one of the store's employees asked.

"Mm, for what product?"

"Victoria's Secret stuff."

"Isn't this women's lingerie, though…?" he asked, his eyes growing wide. "Oh… Um… Sorry ladies my modeling schedule is full for this month. …And the next month. Heck, its PACKED, heheh…" After that Itachi-scarring incident, they walked back to the trailer, finding Sasori and Deidara napping on their bed, curled up with one another and looking oh-so-cute and innocent… but in Sasori's case it's not innocent, because he's not innocent. Itachi sat with a newspaper, literally hot off the press. "Oh god…"

"What...?" she asked, sitting on the purple couch, hugging her plushy. He moved next to her, showing her the article: 'HAIL TO THE GRAVE WEARS PANTIES!'

"I hate media. Really, I do," he growled.

"I hated it before I was in the band…" she muttered.

"You even witnessed it! I do NOT wear panties!" She had to laugh, just from the humor of the statement. "SERIOUSLY!" He continued to flip through the paper.

"I know… I'm sorry… Just the way you said it…" she said, controlling her laughing and just resolved to smile, trying to look as innocent as possible. He shook his head, thumbing through the pages. He laughed softly, showing her the next article: 'LITTLE BIRDIE: SAVED BY A DICTIONARY!' She laughed again.

"So I'm guessing the dictionary worked?"

"And actually, someone ran off with it after I threw it into the crowd," he said, getting up and taking out a laptop, turning it on. He went on Ebay and looked up 'daybreak Itachi dictionary'. And she could see that someone was selling his dictionary for a few thousand dollars… and there were already bids. "Crazy people..."

"My god… how pathetic can people get?"

"Very. Someone was selling Deidara's gum before."

"I think my old boss bought that…" she laughed.

"ALRIGHT!" Baki exclaimed, slamming open the door. "ROAD TIME!" Dei and Sasori fell off opposite sides of the bed, their feet twitching in the air as Baki slammed the door shut again. The trailer started moving.

"My lord…"

"Ahhhh… Ow…"

"I think nearly choked on my tongue barbell, un…"

Sasori laughed and Itachi rolled his eyes as Mitsuki tried not to laugh and resolved on just smiling. Deidara sighed.

"On the Road again… On the road again…" Dei started singing.

"SHUT UP!" Sasori yelled, bonking the poor blond on the head.

"Meanie…" Deidara whined.

Lee: Poor Deidara, un...
Amaya: I've done that to you
Lee: But I never listen. See, THAT'S the difference.
Sai: Have you seen Naruto's penis anywhere?
Lee: SQUEE! -hugs him-
Amaya: ...my god you're strange
Sai: -V-sign-
Amaya: -shakes head in disbelief- Just... R/R