Lee: What is this.. WHAT IS THIS! You... You...
Amaya: Don't make me ducttape you again...
Lee: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU UPDATE ACCORDING TO HOW MANY REVIEWS YOU GET! THAT'S AGAINST EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING! -keeps screaming until Lee explodes-
Amaya: I don't... just... normally we get reviews by certain people... One of them didn't review... ,
Lee: ONE! UNO! ICHI!
Amaya: yes. ;; its very special to me to have my threatening review...
Lee: -throws a gremlin at Amaya- I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T UPDATE! THERE, HAPPY!
Amaya: -throws a bag of crisps at you- Yes. Yes I am.
Lee: -catches crisps- Mm... -hides in a corner eating crisps-
Amaya: -rolls eyes- Alright... time for the actual chapter... ¬¬

The Masquerade Moth: Yep. XD I love the guard idea. Bag-pile. lol. You're so abusive to our poor Sasori! We'll have to get him a special guard just to ward of you! XD
BasicallyAnIdiot: No. In no way is Mitsuki even close to Sakura. Mitsuki is a completely OC that I made up... so yea... definately not Sakura.

"So I pretend to be a bird sometimes... doesn't mean I deserve to be in the loony bin!"

A few days later a hotel in Osaka was disturbed by the yelling of a very hyper blonde. "GOOD TO BE IN A HOTEL AGAIN UNNNN!" Deidara screamed as he jumped on one of the two beds in his room, then jumping onto the other from the first. "AHAHAHAHAHAH UNNNNNN!" Mitsuki stood watching in some kind of amazement in how much energy he had, in the doorway with Sasori and Itachi. Sasori grabbed Deidara by the straps on his pants. "…AHAHAHAHAH- UN!" Deidara yelped, falling to the hard cheaply-carpeted floor.

The Masquerade Moth: Yep. XD I love the guard idea. Bag-pile. lol. You're so abusive to our poor Sasori! We'll have to get him a special guard just to ward of you! XDBasicallyAnIdiot: No. In no way is Mitsuki even close to Sakura. Mitsuki is a completely OC that I made up... so yea... definately not Sakura.

"Good luck taming that thing. You're his roommate," Sasori smiled. "I'm with Itachi." And with that he left the poor girl alone to cope with the over-sugared blonde.

"Stupid Danna…" he pouted, climbing back on his bed. "Always thinking he pwns everyone, un…" He continued his pouting, looking oh-so-adorable. She smiled, holding back a laugh. She then got up walking over to the pouting Deidara and poked him in the forehead doing her special li'l smile before walking over to the fridge and taking out a thing of strawberries that had been put in there next to Dei's blueberries just for her. She went back and sat on her bed, cross-legged, (once again skilled at not flashing anyone sitting like that) and eating her strawberries.

"Strawberries…? Yuck," he said, scrunching up his nose and sticking out his tongue. She stuck her tongue out at him.

"I like strawberries." He took out his bird plushy as she continued eating her strawberries, and she took out her zombie-like kitty plushy.

"Mine is better, un." He flapped his bird's wings.

"Nuh-uh." She twirled her cat's tail.

"Mine is better, un!" he whined, throwing his bird at her.

"Mine is!" she retorted as well, throwing it back at him as well as her kitty plushy. He picked up the kitty plushy.

"Hahaha, un… Prepare to be annihilated!" he laughed evilly, making his bird attack her cat, and throwing it against the wall. "AND THE BIRD IS VICTORIOUS, UN!"

"Deidara!" she whined, going and picking up her kitty, stealing his bird, and doing the same thing only the bird, this time, is thrown against the wall, defeated. "The neko is victorious!" He took her cat and his bird again.

"I USE MY CLAW-FANG-TALON THINGS! RAWR, UN!" And he chomped down on the plushy's head, chewing on it, his bird safety on his head.

"Don't chew my Neko-chan!" she whined, tackling him, not with much force, but enough to knock him over on the bed unexpectantly, trying to get her neko away from him… and his teeth. Deidara pretended to flap his "wings", her neko still in his mouth.

"Caw! Caw! CAAAAAAAAAW!" He pounced on her, squawking for added effect. She held back a laugh, pretending to hiss and swat him with her "paws". He bit her ear gently.

"I WILL POOP ON YOUR HEAD AS I FLY, UN!" he exclaimed, her ear still in his mouth. She couldn't hold it in any more and burst out laughing.

"I am triumphant, un!"

"Yea yea," she laughed. "If you don't stop chewing on my ear I'll stick a strawberry in your mouth!"

"I dare you!" he laughed, nibbling. She narrowed her eyes playfully, sneakily grabbing a strawberry from the package on the floor without him noticing, and poking his forehead to move his head away from her ear just long enough to stick the strawberry in his open mouth.

"Don't ever dare me, cuz' I will win," she smiled as Deidara's eyes grew wide. He quickly popped it out of his mouth and shoved it into hers.

"I think you came straight from the Funny-farm, un!" he exclaimed, then added quietly, laughing to himself, "Hehe… Loony-Bin…"

She swallowed and stuck her tongue out at him, "You're not so sane yourself."

"So? Insanity is fun, un," he smiled, standing up and picking up his bird plushy, throwing it on his bed. He unzipped his backpack and his thick, heavy black clothes exploded out of it. After somehow managing to pick out his pajamas, he started getting changed right in front of her, not seeming to care. She grabbed her kitty plushy, hugging it and sitting on her bed. But suddenly he got caught in his jacket. "Ah… ah… ow… my earring, ow… un… ah… un…" He fell backwards, continuing to try and get himself free. She shook her head, trying not to laugh.

"Need some help?"

"Un…" As she helped him as best as humanly possible, she could see he has a nipple piercing, but only on his right. Which, actually, made her wonder why she was even looking. "Un…" Finally the axe-like dangly earring came free of the chains on his collar, and she manages to get him untangled from the coat. "Un!" he exclaimed in victory, taking it out. "Heh, I leave everything in when I sleep, except this guy."

"And you've never gotten caught on anything?"

"No, other than fans pulling my ears, un. Oh well… CAW!" He jumped on her again, now shirtless. (Me and Lee: nosebleed) His chest is well-toned… and… well… smexy. She fell back on the bed, her plushy falling to the ground, laughing.

"Mew...?" He laid down on her, cuddling, in a very awkward position, making an odd cooing sound. She did a sort of mew/purr, just allowing him to cuddle her, cuddling back a bit. He nuzzled his head to her shoulder, pretending to fall asleep. She looked down at what she thought is the sleeping Deidara, thinking: 'Awww… he's so cute… dammit… remember what Itachi said. I gotta' focus on the music. The guys are just friends. I should probably try and get out from under him and get changed… hell… I'm still in a skirt!' He nuzzled against her.

She sighed. "Dei... you awake?" He continued to pretend to sleep. "Dei… wake up for a sec… I just need to get changed…"

"SQUEE UN!" he singed happily, popping awake and flopping on her bed, rolling around. She smiled, getting up and going over to her bag, digging through and grabbing her pajamas which consist of a pretty long t-shirt with 3/4 sleeves and shorts. She walked into the bathroom, unlike Dei, and got changed very quickly, not having anything to get tangled in, and came back out, 8 of her 9 piercings out and in a small satin pouch. The moment she came back out he tackled her back onto the bed, cuddling.

"You're so cuddly!" she smiled.

"So, un?"

"Just sayin'."

"Well I'm always cuddling with Sasori-danna…" he said quietly, shifting his eyes. "But don't tell anyone I promised I'd keep it a secret, un." She nodded, doing a cross over her heart with two fingers.

"Cross my heart and hope to die." She laughed, poking his forehead again as he did a cute little embarrassed face. "You're so fun." He curled up in a little ball beside her.

"I'm going to sleep. Tomorrow's a big day, un."

Suddenly realization hits. "Oh shit… I'm scared…"

"Oh don't worry! You'll do fine, un! One of us will introduce you, though… you can pick." She curled up next to him, hugging the kitty plushy that had magically appeared back on her bed.

"Thanks Dei…"

He wondered why he was called "Dei" but he shrugged and went to sleep.

"Oyasumi, un…"

Lee: -still protecting the crisps-
Amaya: see? it was worth the wait! right...? yea. It was. End of story. >>
Lee: No it wasn't. I mean. Yeah. Sure.
Amaya:
Lee: >>
Amaya: -gives lee another bag of crisps-
Lee: IT DEFINATELY WAS!
Amaya: Good Lee... now... REVIEW DAMN YOU REVIEW!