Note: This is a sequel of my previous story, "Total Drama Revenge Of The Island (But with Pahkithew Island cast)", so if you want to understand what happens here you have to have seen this story, thanks...
(Scene shows inside a prison, Chef Hatched and a guard walking through a row of prison cells, Chef holding a folder of paper, Chef walks past two cells containing a one-eyed prisoner and who appears to be the Insane Psycho Killer with a spiked hook)
Psycho Killer: "I AM INNOCENT, I TELL YOU! INNOCENT!"
(The one-eyed prisoner makes kissing faces at Chef and the Guard, Chef becoming increasingly worried when he hears a familiar voice...)
Voice: (Offscreen) "And crunchy cockroaches have a big advantage over stink bugs!"
Prisoner: (offscreen) "Shut up, McLean!" (laughs)
(Scene pans to reveal none other than Chris McLean, clad in an orange suit locked behind a glass door in a high-security cell, and littered with household items, Chris staring at two bugs staring at each other)
Chris: "Ooh! Shawn walks past Harold, the heat is on! Yeah, look at that! That's what I'm talking about!" (Finally notices Chef, and glares at him) "Well, well, well, look who finally came to visit me after a whole year."
Chef: "Come on, you finished your sentence for dumping toxic waste"
Chris: (Crosses his arms) "Whatever, I think I'll stay here, I have everything I need" (pulls out a cashew nut with a drawing of Chef's face) "Even Chef 2.0! I made it with a cashew" (Chef slides the folder through the slot in Chris's cell, Chris grabs it suspiciously) "What's this?"
Chef: "Your contract, the producers authorized another season, so you're in-?"
Chris: (Smiles) "On light again!" (his smile flashes)
(Theme Song plays)
(A light bulb rises from the ground and turns on, another light bulb from above comes out glowing with cleaning and also illuminating, a camera comes out of a hole releasing various cleaning products, and another camera comes out of a tree, leaving several bubbles)
(The camera pans to Wawanakwa Island, Chris and Chef get off a helicopter, then the camera goes up the cliff and then falls into the water)
"Na, na, na-na-na, na-na-na, na, na-na-na"
(Underwater, campers in bathing suits appear, Dakota and Lindsay fighting over a chest, as Scott and Ezekiel swim away from Fang, who is being grabbed by the tail by Sam and Shawn; Lindsay and Dakota drop the chest and opens, revealing Cody holding a bunch of immunity idols)
"I wanna be...! I wanna be...! I wanna be famous!"
(The camera pops out of the water, showing a large canoe, with B trying to catch some fish, while in the canoe Topher and Justin stare at each other and Staci just chatters, B looks at Cameron swimming away from Izzy in shark costume and frowns )
"I wanna be...! I wanna be...! I wanna be famous!"
(Camera pans to a row of boats lined up, where Jo, Lightning, Anne Maria, Dawn, Mike, and Zoey, staring at Ella, Harold, LeShawna, Sky, and Sugar, all start fighting with their dueling mallets, Jo knocks down Ella, Lightning knocks down Harold, Anne Maria knocks down LeShawna, Sky tries to knock Dawn down but she effortlessly knocks her down, Mike and Zoey put their dueling mallet together with Sugar's, who was setting her on fire, Mike and Zoey watch in shock as Sugar smirks wickedly)
(Later at night at the campfire, Mike and Zoey look at each other and are about to kiss, until Izzy appears and laughs, as Mike and Zoey stare blankly, the camera zooms out showing the other campers and Chris, showing the "Total Drama: Madness!" sign)
(Theme Song ends)
(The episode starts showing Camp Wawanakwa, with Chris on the dock)
Chris: "Welcome to Total Drama Madness! After my year-long 'involuntary' vacation, I really need to be in a familiar environment, surrounded by people I love...love to hurt, (evil laugh) it's a condition of my probation, except for the hurting part, that's all McLean!(walks to the edge of the pier, where Drama Machine is waiting) I will be bringing back 13 non-winning TD contestants to fight the most dangerous, and challenging, competition for a million dollars ever!" (The robot holds the box open, where the wind blows away a few dollar bills, a helicopter approaches in the sky) and here are now! From Revenge Of the Island, say hello to..."
(The helicopter door, revealing a terrified Shawn)
Chris: "The zombie freak, Shawn" (Chef in his military outfit pushes Shawn, screaming into the water) "The cheating athletic chick, Sky"
Sky: (she walks out and Chef pushes her away) "I'm not a cheating anymore!" (falls into the water)
Chris: "The cheating girl and pageant queen, Sugar" (Sugar falls)
Sugar: "The queen of this pageant will be me!"
Chris: "The singing beak and princess of the mutants, Ella!"
(Ella falls, she was now normal size and her tail was gone, but she was still light blue and kept her four eyes and four arms, but her orange hair was now at its original length tied in a bun and her dress was now tailored to his other two arms)
Ella: (singing) "I'm falling!"
Chris: "Wannabe to me, but not as impressive as me, Topher!"
(Chef tries to push Topher but he resists)
Topher: "Not the hair!" (Chef manages to push him and he falls into the water)
Chris: (laughs) "And from our original cast, the sneaky, partying sister, LeShawna!"
LeShawna: (glaring at Chris) "You're a dead man, McLean!" (Chef pushes her)
Chris: "The know-it-all and bad skills expert, Harold!"
Harold: (Chef grabs him by the shoulder and throws him out) "It's mad skills, Chris!"
Chris: "The Girl-Attracted Geek, Cody!" (Cody falls and yells as he does) "The hottie of the girls, Justin!" (Justin dives in and smiles at the camera) "The lovable dick brain, Lindsay!"
Lindsay: (free falling and waving her hands) "I'm flying!" (realizes and screams)
Chris: "The crazy girl, Izzy, now crazier than ever"
Izzy: "CANNON BALL!" (He falls into the water and those who were there walk away before he makes a big splash)
Chris: "Former feral freak-show, Ezekiel"
(Chef was holding Ezekiel, who was no longer wild, he had his hat back but now he had more hair and he had some stubble on his chin)
Ezekiel: "Back at the house, huh?" (Chef drops it while yelling)
Chris: "And finally, drama diva and co-star of Celebrity Hunters, Blaineley!"
Blaineley: (gets out of the helicopter) "Blaineley's here!" (She falls as some of the contestants below groaned and Cody said "Who was she?!") Yeah, the wonderful and perfect-(a nerd grabs her and grabs her from the robot) HEY!
Chris: (laughs) "Kidding! There's no way that girl is coming back!" (snaps his fingers and the robot shoots at Blaineley and she yells from a distance) "It's great to be back!" (To the competitors in the water) "Meet me here on the dock!"
(Then we cut to the competitors arriving at the dock, soaking wet)
Chris: "Greetings old friends"
LeShawna: (spitting out a starfish) "I'm NOT your friend."
Topher: "I do consider you a friend, Chris, but I don't like you at all."
Chris: "Whatever, it's time to reveal a surprise"
Harold: "Wait a minute, they said there would be 26 competitors, where are the rest of us?"
Chris: "Oh yes, that's what I was talking about, only you are here to represent the four seasons, the rest will be new people who compete here, well, not so new, they were going to participate in the previous season but because of a change of plans They ended up being interns, but now due to several demands from them, we are taking them back to compete for real"
Sky: "So the interns from last season are coming back?"
Chris: "Yup, and here they come" (a yacht pulls up to the dock) "They're inside that yacht and I'm going to introduce them in order for you to meet them" (yacht ramp stops at the dock) "First to the introduction, the girl who never shuts up and talks about her 'ancestors', Staci"
Staci: (coming down the ramp) "Thanks for the introduction, you knew that introductions were invented by my great-great-great-grandma Lorey, before that people just said things to people without introducing themselves."
Harold: "That's obviously made up!"
Chris: "Just ignore her"
Staci: "Ignorance was invented by my great-great-great-grandfather Jerry, before that-(Chris puts a helmet on him and you can't hear what he says)
Chris: "Much better, now join the others" (Staci leaves with the others)
Cody: "Great, let's start bad with her"
LeShawna: "Well, at least no diva has come believing yet"
Chris: "Next is a fame-monger model who became a mutant, everyone knows Dakota" (Dakota walks off the ramp, she was still mutated as before but she no longer had sharp claws)
Dakota: (wearing sunglasses) "Hi everyone" (giggles) "I'm Dakota and I'm here to win this"
LeShawna: (muttering) "I had to ask..."
Ella: "Great, another mutant like me"
Cody: "That girl looks weird"
Lindsay: "Maybe, but at least she has style"
(Dakota removes her sunglasses revealing her yellow eyes and red pupils, and blinks vertically, causing Lindsay to squeal in fear, while she continued to blink happily looking around)
Cody: "Okay, that's even weirder!"
LeShawna: "You know, maybe I prefer her to be normal and spoiled instead of being... that"
(Dakota watches a butterfly fly by and walks over to catch it in her mouth and eat it, chewing happily, much to everyone's surprise)
Izzy: (laughing) "Cool"
Chris: "Okay, Dakota, stop scaring us with your weirdness and join the others" (Dakota blows her a raspberry before strutting over to the others) "Now next is someone you don't want to talk about, in fact, they don't even talk, It's B" (B walks off the ramp and looks at the others) "What's up, B? How's it going?" (B shrugs) Speechless, too bad, join the others" (B joins the others)
Cody: "What's up, dude" (B gives him a thumbs up)
Chris: "Next is a very mysterious girl, she can 'read' people's auras, everyone, this is Dawn" (no one comes out of the ramp) "this is Dawn" (no one comes out yet) "Dawn?-"
?: "Here I am"
Chris: (screams and looks at Dawn next to him) "When did you get here?!"
Dawn: "Oh, I took a shortcut"
Shawn: "I don't think she took a shortcut, she literally appeared out of nowhere!"
Dawn: "You should calm down Shawn, defeating the zombies in your mind hasn't made you stop being afraid of them."
Cody: (confused) "Defeat who?"
Shawn: "What, how do you know that?! I mean...what are you talking about?"
Dawn: "It's in your aura, very blue from being so paranoid"
Chris: "Whatever, stop scaring our campers, Dawn, that's my job, join them" (Dawn walks up to them) "Next up is a nerdy gamer who has luckily managed to win the heart of a hot girl, Sam"
Sam: (comes off the ramp playing on his Game-Guy) "Hehe, cool, improved grenade launcher, we're getting better now."
Dakota: "SAM!" (She lunges at him, shakes her tail and starts licking his face like a dog) "I missed you so much!"
Sam: "And I you, my beautiful mutant girl"
Ella and Lindsay: "Awwww!"
Harold: "Awesome, someone who likes video games!"
Cody: "Score two!" (Both give a high five)
Chris: "Ok, enough emotional affection, you two lovebirds, behave yourself and go with the others" (Dakota and Sam get up and go with the others) "Now let's introduce our soldier who used to be a donkey, literally!, but has been brought back to normal, before you, Brick" (Brick walks off the ramp, now his donkey ears and tail are gone)
Brick: (greeting) "Brick MacArthur, reporting for duty."
Sugar: "Rest you, Private Bronkey!" (laughs as Brick glares at her)
Chris: "Wow, Brick, it looks like you're back to your old self"
Brick: (sighs) "Yeah, I had to use what I saved to get into fashion school to pay for that."
Justin: "Fashion school?"
Brick: (crosses his arms) "Yeah, fashion school, you heard right and I don't care what you guys say"
Chris: "Soldier, rest and follow the others"
Brick: "Yes sir!" (He leaves with the others)
Chris: "She just like Brick mutated last season but back to normal, fake tan hairspray loving girl Anne Maria" (Anne Maria exits, now she was completely normal again)
Anne Maria: (spraying on hairspray) "Oh yeah, three coats won't cut it."
LeShawna: "Really? Hairspray? Fake tan? That's not even really cool."
Anne Maria: "Pff, you're just jealous"
Ezekiel: "Hello, Anne Maria, my queen"
Anne Maria: (glares at him) "YOU!" (walks up to him and grabs him by the shirt)
Ezekiel: (nervously) "What did I do, huh?"
Anne Maria: "You know, I was going to hit you for giving me a fake diamond, but this diamond did turn out to be real after all and it helped me get back to my beauty, so thank you for giving it to me" (kisses him, as some gringed of disgust)
Justin: (shocked) "She's kissing HIM?!"
Topher: "Looks like I've never seen such an odd couple before
Anne Maria: "Yes, I like it, you two have a problem with that?!" (sprays them in the face as they scream)
Chris: "Ok, enough of that, I still can't memorize what I just saw, but let's continue, the next ones are the 'perfect' couple, the 'actor' with his four multiple characters, Mike, and his love turned into Dragon powerhouse, Zoey"
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(Mike and Zoey walk together off the ramp, Zoey is still mutated from last season)
Mike: "Hi!"
Zoey: (nervous) "Umm, hi."
Cody: "Woah, you look amazing!"
Zoey: (blushing) "Umm, thanks, my parents couldn't afford my treatment so I've spent a whole year being a human dragon, and there was no shortage of teasing at my school."
Brick: (embarrassed) "I understand you"
Mike: "But Zoey, remember that I still love you" (holds her hands) "And you will always be beautiful to me"
Zoey: "Aww, thanks Mike, I totally understand" (they both share a kiss on the lips together)
Dakota: (Growls in anger.) "Stop kissing him, you hypocritical-b*tch!"
(Mike Zoey both gasp in shock about what she said, as do the other competitors)
Brick: (addressing Dakota up front) "HEY, soldier, repeat that!"
Dakota: "Hypocritical bitch!" (Brick glares at her) "You said to repeat it"
LeShawna: (whispering to Harold) "What's wrong with that Girl? Why does she hate her so much?" (Harold shrugs)
Mike: "Don't worry, Zoey, don't listen to her"
Zoey: (wiping away some tears) "Yeah" (both join the others)
Chris: "The next one is the son of a famous athlete and he is a very strong boy, everyone knows Lightning" (Lightning leaves the ramp)
Lightning: (flexing) "Sha-bam! Lightning has hit the field, and he's ready to win!"
Harold: "Who the hell is in the third person?"
Lightning: "Lightning does it! And nothing will stop him!" (Lightning leaves with the others, Sky notices Lightning and blushes nervous, he realizes that) "How's it going, girl?"
Sky: (nervous) "Um, good, I think so"
Chris: "Next up is a boy genius who has spent his entire life in a bubble, y'all, this is Cameron" (Cameron exits)
Cameron: (looking around) "Woah, a real lake! And birds!"
Izzy: (laughs) "That reminds me of Zeke."
LeShawna: "Let's hope he has respect for girls, or he's a dead man"
Ezekiel: 'I already told you I was sorry, ladies!'
Cameron: "Don't worry, my mom raised me to be kind to others, I'm just excited to be here for the second time and this time competing, the internship almost killed me"
Chris: "I could kill you here, so watch out" (Cameron gulps and joins the others) "Next up is a dirt farmer and likes to be a little social, Scott" (Scott exits)
Scott: (looking around) "Not bad, but could be better" (sniffs his armpit, choking some girls)
Lindsay: (shuddering) "That's disgusting!"
Scott: (scoffing) "Ha, city people, they're not easy to beat."
Ezekiel: "I'm from the country"
Sugar: "Same here"
Scott: "Whatever, I'm better than you guys combined, and no one's gonna stop me" (joins the others)
Cody: (whispering to Harold) "I don't get a good vibe from this guy."
Chris: "And finally, our jock-ette who tried to steal the million last year but was arrested, is Jo" (Jo exits)
Jo: (to Chris) "Stay away if you value your kiwis" (walks up to the others) "Great veteran people, I guess it'll be hard to beat them-(notes to Sky) "YOU! You steal my chance to keep the million, you're a dead fly, you little-"
Lightning: (coming forward) "Hey, don't be mean to this girl!"
Jo: "You again, really?!"
Lightning: "Lightning showed up before you!"
Jo: "Pff, we'll see about that, soon you will be defeated by a girl"
Lightning: (confused) "What girl? What girl? Lightning never loses, bro, Lightning never loses" (Jo rolls her eyes)
Chris: "Alright, now that everyone knows each other and we're complete, it's time for the group photo"
Cody: (nervously) "The pier isn't going to collapse again, is it?"
Chris: "No, it's fixed so it can withstand 26 people, now take your positions"
(Then all of the contestants get around together, as they all pose for the photo, but Zoey's mutated hand is covering Lightning's face)
Lightning: "Hey! Creepy monster! You're covering the Lightning!"
(Zoey groans as she puts her hand down, as Lightning smiles)
Chris: (Put up on the boat, gets his camera out, and prepares to take a photo.) "Ok... Everyone say... Explosivo!"
(All of the contestants get confused at what Chris said, except Izzy)
Izzy: "Explosivo!" (Laughs)
(Then Chris throws the camera away, as he gets a remote control out, presses the button, and the dock explodes, sending the contestants flying, screaming, except for Izzy who cackles)
Chris: (Laughs) "This was for last season! Which teams will get formed? And what would the first challenge be like? Find out after the break on Total! Drama! Madness!"
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(Commercial Break)
(We cut to the beach, where all the contestants are moaning in pain)
Chris: "Greetings again, old and new friends"
Jo: (Spits sand out of her mouth.) "I'm not your friend, McLame."
Lindsay: "Oh, I miss Tyler! And that guy named Jalapeño a little too."
LeShawna: "Who, Alejandro? Yeah right! I'm glad he's not back, that handsome jerk..."
Cody: "Same here, it feels good not being without Heather"
Anne Maria: (Walks towards Chris angrily) "You're going to pay for my dry cleaning and hair!"
Chris: "No, I don't" (pulls out various papers) "New contracts, remember?"
Confessional
LeShawna: "Same old Chris, same old disgusting island..." (Sweeps a fly out of the way) "What was I thinking?! ...oh yeah, the million dollars!"
End Confessional
Chris: "In fact, we have a lot of big changes this season, for example, the island is now 100% free of toxic waste"
Sam: (walks up to Chris with an octopus on his head) "What?! I just came back to get something up close and personal with a toxic substance! So I can become a butt-kicking mutant! (takes a picture of him and mutated Dakota) "Like my beautiful girl, Dakota"
Dakota: (walks up to Sam) "Awww don't worry Sam" (hugs him) "Dakota will always think you're cool"
Confessionals
Ella: "On the one hand I'm glad there's no more waste on the island, but on the other hand I miss my mutant friends, they were the only ones I could understand and socialize with, besides Dave, I miss my prince so much"
Izzy: "Oh, I would also like to jump in toxic waste, I would become a cool and crazy mutant, can you imagine?"
End Confessionals
Chris: "Geez, too bad...I guess it'll be a painless game for you, huh?" (Laughter) "On the bright side, I've upgraded your accommodations." (Robot pulls out a TV) "This season, the losers are still sleeping in a stinky old cabin." (Everyone groans) "But, winners, they can stay in the new eco-friendly Mclean-Spa Hotel! Complete with butler, hot tub, and 24-hour masseuse." (All cheers) "And in honor of your status, I'm dividing you into teams based on the theme of the season, Veterans VS. Newbies!"
Confessional
Jo: "Obviously I'll be on the Newbies team, but I'll kick the ass of all those Veterans"
End Confessional
Chris: "LeShawna, Shawn, Harold, Sky, Cody, Sugar, Justin, Ella, Lindsay, Topher, Izzy and Ezekiel" (the robot carries Zeke with the aforementioned) "From now on you are the Veterans Falcons! " (A golden falcon logo appears)
Harold: "Awesome!"
Chris: "And now the new ones, Mike, Zoey, Cameron, Sam, Brick, Jo, Lightning, Scott, Dakota, Anne Maria, Dawn, B and Staci" (The robot pushes Staci with the aforementioned) "You are the Newbies Birdies!" (The red logo of a little bird appears, Jo did not seem happy with the name)
Jo: "Excuse me? Newbies Birdies?"
Chris: "It was that or the Newbies Babies"
Jo: (rolling her eyes) "Birdies we'll be, people."
Sky: "Wait a minute, they have 13 people and we only have 12, that's not fair!"
Chris: "I needed that seat on the plane for the Blaineley prank" (Sky glares at him and he sighs) "Well you guys can have the robot" (presses the button and the robot leaves with them)
Scott: "I thought your robot could talk"
Chris: "Nah, the intercom chip went kaboom when I was in the cage."
Lindsay: "What language is that?"
(The robot stands next to LeShawna but she pushes it away)
LeShawna: "Keep your distance, toaster."
Confessional
LeShawna: (shuddering) "There's something about that robot I don't like at all."
End Confessional
Chris: "Since you guys are new and old here, we decided to give you a welcome lunch" (walks towards the jeep driven by the chubby intern) "Go to the Mess Hall to get your food, whoever doesn't get there in 15 minutes won't eat, chop chop!' (The intern drives and they leave)
Mike: "Wait! Shouldn't we store our luggage first?"
Chris: (yelling from a distance) "Sorry, no time!"
(Then we cut to the teams walking through the woods, the newbies in front of the veterans and the robot attached to LeShawna)
LeShawna: "Ugh! I said stay away from me!"
Sam: "So, Staci, what's up with you?"
Staci: "Okay, you knew that greetings were invented by my great-great-great grandfather, before that people just said things to people" (Sam is confused and walks away from her) "And so is my great-great-" (realizes) "Hey, where are you?"
Confessional
Staci: "Nice confessional, confessionals were invented by great-great-" (cut off)
End Confessional
Sugar: (shoving LeShawna out of her way) "Excuse me!"
LeShawna: "Hey, watch out, honey boo boo!"
Sugar: "Your care, queen of rap"
Sky: "Girls, just because we're not from the same generation doesn't mean we should get along badly, we're a team, we should work together as a team!"
(All veterans give answers in agreement)
Confessionals
Sugar: (scoffs) "There's no way that's going to happen, I-"
LeShawna: "Don't trust-"
Shawn: (pointing at the camera) "Nobody-"
Justin: "Of this-"
(The robot beeps twice)
Topher: "Team!"
Sky: (smiling) "Huh, I think it was good" (sighs) "I'm afraid not"
End Confessionals
Lightning: (approaching Sky) "Pss, hey girl, that was a good lead move."
Sky: (nervous) "Um, thanks, you seem like a great athlete too"
Lightning: "Yes, Lightning will beat everyone!" (Smiles at him) "I'll go easy on you though" (Sky chuckles)
Confessionals
Sky: "Ok, I may be attracted to that guy, but I'm here to win, and I don't want to behave like I did last year, so I have to keep my eye on the ball."
Lightning: "That girl looks really hot" (blushes) "...I mean, she looks good, but that's not what Lightning's here for, she's here to win, SHA-BAM!"
End Confessional
(The teams finally arrive outside the Mess Hall and see a sign above that says "Free BBQ")
Harold: "We're finally here"
Cody: "Mmm, free BBQ, now that's delicious"
Sam: "Cool, let's eat!" (Runs and enters the Mess Hall)
Lightning: "OH NO, he's going to eat all my protein, STOP HIM!"
(We cut inside the Mess Hall, where the teams enter and see Sam eating from the pot until Lightning pushes him away)
Lightning: "Save room for Lightning!" (Starts to eat from the pot too)
Jo: "Hey, Jock-Straps, save something for us!"
Lightning: "I'm sorry, but I'm done with everything"
Chef: "Don't worry, there's still gruel for everyone" (pulls out a container full of gruel and laughs, everyone looks disgusted)
Ezekiel: (to Topher) "That tastes like cow like him" (Topher laughs)
Chef: "What did you two say?! Come HomeSchool, bring your plate and serve it!" (hands porridge to him and he leaves, then looks at Topher) "You, Wannabe, come over here and give me your plate" (hands porridge on the plate, which jiggles a bit and Topher looks on nervously)
Zoey: "Wow, this is such a waste" (to Dakota) "right, buddy?" (Dakota looks at her angrily and walks away ignoring her, then Zoey starts to look at her) "Oh, so that's how it will be, right?-"
Chef: (yells in his ear) "MOVE!"
Sky: (looking at the plate) "Um, sorry, I'm on a strict diet so I can't eat something like this" (Chef uses a hammer and smashes the plate)
Chef: (glaring at her) "Do I look like I care?"
Sky: (with some porridge on his face) "Um, nothing, that's fine" (walks away with his plate)
(We cut to the teams at their tables eating the porridge)
Lindsay: "Woah, it's great to see all of you again...um, what were your names?"
LeShawna: "Um..."
Lindsay: "Oh I know! LeBandwa, Henry, Coco, Judy, Izzo and Zeko, can someone name my name?"
Topher: "Yes, LindSiot!"
Sky: "Hey, be nicer to her!"
Topher: (rolling his eyes) "Whatever..."
Lindsay: (confused) "What? I did say is right?" (Topher was about to say something until Sky covers his mouth)
Sky: "Well, you did good!"
Lightning: (tasting his porridge) "This must be a sha-joke" (his spoon gets stuck in the plate) "This plate is too frozen" (looks at Zoey) "Hey, red dragon! Would you mind setting fire to it? to my plate?
Zoey: (nervously) "Um, sorry, I can't do that"
Confessional
Zoey: "Yes I can do that but I prefer not to, I want people not to see me weird to be their friend, so I'll act normal as if I'm not a freak"
End Confessional
Chris: (just walking in) "Do you like the welcome lunch?"
Scott: "Tastes like garbage" (Chef throws a knife at him but he dodges it) "WOAH! Calm down man, I was just kidding!" (Scott chuckles as Chef glares at him)
Chris: "Put on your bathing suits and head to the beach for your first challenge" (leaves)
(Then we cut to the teams walking into the woods again, this time in their swimsuits)
(Lightning had a pair of blue briefs, Staci had a pink one-piece with purple stripes, Scott had a red pair of briefs, Sam had an orange pair of briefs, Dawn had a purple one-piece, Dakota had a pink bikini with a space for her little tale, Zoey had a green one-piece and a space for her tale, Cameron had mustard-colored briefs, Mike had a green bathing suit and a white tank top, Jo had a gray piece, Brick had his pants but with a white tank top, B had a yellow swimsuit and Anne Maria had a red bikini)
Harold: "Wow, LeShawna, you look beautiful in your bathing suit."
LeShawna: "Harold, we already talked about this, but we are not dating"
Harold: "Come on, LeShawna!"
LeShawna: "It's not NO, Harold!"
Confessionals
Harold: "I've lost my instincts, and he doesn't seem to like LeShawna anymore, I have to get her back!"
LeShawna: "Harold is a very sweet boy, but he has to understand that we are just friends, besides, we are playing for the million"
End Confessionals
Zoey: (realizes Dakota was glaring at her) "Ugh, Dakota keeps looking at me like she's trying to burn me alive!"
Mike: "I'll watch her for you!" (stares at Dakota but she ignores him, then gasps)
Chester: "Damn youngsters now, they don't listen to their elders anymore!"
Zoey: (laughing) "You're funny! ...unless you're serious, right?"
Confessional
Mike: (playing with the paper) "Ok, Zoey is a nice girl, she and I have been going out for a year now, and things are still going well, I just hope my condition doesn't screw it up again" (sighs)
End Confessional
Lindsay: (approaching Dakota) "Hey Kota, I think Zo wants you to talk to her?"
Dakota: "Why? She and I are not the same type, that would never work, but I can't believe she did what she did to me!" (Sighs) "Last time I make that mistake."
Lindsay: (gasps) "Do you know how to stop making mistakes? Teach me!"
(The campers are now all lined up on the beach, the newbies standing in front of a red baby stroller, and the veterans in front of a yellow baby stroller)
Chris: (Flies up from his jetpack, laughing) "Greetings, Veterans and Newbies!" (Jetpack flings sand in everyone's face, making them wince and cough, Chris lands between the strollers) "Here are your carriages; ruby red for the Newbies Birdies and pure gold for the Veterans Falcons, you guys have 30 seconds to choose a member to drive his carriage, Starting... Now!"
Scott: (grabs stroller rail) I drive!
Jo: (puts his hands on the bar next to him) "No, I'll drive!"
Lightning: "Sha-please! You're the slowest go-kart driver ever!"
Jo: "But I'm also the champion of the shopping cart racing circuit!"
Confessionals
Jo: "I'm not, I just said that because-"
Lightning: "You have to respect the status of champion, Jo drives"
End Confessional
(Lightning carries Scott on his shoulders)
Scott: "Oh come on!"
Zoey: "But Jo, wouldn't you make a better diver since you're so athletic?"
Jo: "No one tells me what to do, Freak! And don't even try to get close of me!"
Zoey: (gasps) "What?!"
Confessional
Zoey: "After a year of goodness, am I being reduced to mutant freak status? For the last time, I'm not a monster, at least not psychologically!"
End Confessional
Chris: (To the Veterans) "Ten seconds!"
Cody: (to Sky) "You have to do it!"
Sky: (points at Shawn) "Maybe you should do it!"
Sugar: (rolling her eyes) "Ugh, Ella will!" (Pushes Ella into the baby cot)
Chris: "Okay, everyone except Jo and Ella, get on the cliff!"
(We cut to the top of the hill, where Chris is waiting for them when they arrive out of breath)
Lightning: "Sha-first!" (Everyone else follows him panting as Sam groans in exhaustion and collapses on top of Cameron)
(Sky, Topher and Scott peek out from the shore and depending, FANG, emerges from the water, as 2 unmutated sharks surround him, greeting the contestants above with an evil grin, as Scott and Topher scream in fear)
Scott/Sky/Topher: (scared) "Fang!"
LeShawna: (peeking) "Who?!"
Chris: "Who's the best key spotter and who's going to get lost in the shark-infested waters? Find out when we get back, in Total! Drama! Madness!"
(End Episode)
The sequel has arrived, originally the original story would not have a continuation, I didn't even have the intention of doing it, but then I imagined what would happen next and that's how the idea came about, besides this story will be bigger than the other previous stories
Do you like the cast I chose? What characters would you have liked to be here? I decided not to include winners or runners-up here, to make everything fairer and less predictable, plus we're joined by the original cast of ROTI, with their done relationships but completely new in-game experience.
Originally there were going to be 26 contestants, 13 Veterans and 13 Newbies, but accidentally when selecting the cast and thinking about the challenges, I made a bad count in the original cast and only put 12, but in order not to ruin the already planned challenges I decided to include Blaineley As a joke
And this time I will not be alone, "gman5846" will be giving me a little help, he who already works once and right now, and so that you know what he writes, every text that begins and ends with "(G)", will be written by him, with some arrangements by me
The next episode is available at the same time as this one, competitors will jump into shark waters to search for keys, which team will win? Will it be the Veterans? Or will it be the Newbies? Find out right now...