The Best Couple Ever Drabbles
Chapter:2
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Chapter Title: Kids
Well I'm not stuck anymore and I would still like to thank Inuango and yehudi13 for being my first reviewers and well thank you. If you reviewed you shall be thanked accordingly. Roy and children sounds dangerous to me will the Colonel survive
How did I get stuck doing this. I'm a Colonel in the damn army and I get stuck watching two children. This is pure injustice I say. Pure malice I tell you. Well one was a child the other acted like a child half of the time actually. He was the hero of the people the Full Metal Alchemist. He was a child...that always managed to look good in those leather pants.
That's aside from the point. I Roy Mustang got stuck watching Hawkeye's little niece along with Full Metal.
Let me just say right away that I am not a kid person. I don't like kids at all they are noisy, messy, annoying, whiney, and I just don't like them. I should just tell Full Metal to watch her and then I can go and do something productive and relaxing , like finding a way to get Ed to fall for me. He looks so cute sitting there talking to the little girl I don't even remember her name. I wish Full Metal would talk nicely to me but I guess I haven't earned it I'm not exactly nice to the little shrimp.
"Hey Full Metal what's the girls name again?" I asked as he laid the girl down tenderly, gentle smile showing his care.
"That's the third time you've asked Colonel your such an idiot her name is Emily you dumb ass." he said rolling his eyes. See what I mean he is such a child yet I love him and he doesn't seem to get the hints that I drop.
"Well I forgot. Besides I don't really get along with children." I said shrugging he hated when I did that.
"So your telling me you don't like kids?" He asked curiosity showing in his innocent golden eyes.
"Not particularly no." I saw something flashing Ed's eyes, but I wasn't really sure what it was.
"Oh well that's not surprising because your such a womanizer and all. Figues that you really wouldn't want to settle and have kids or anything." He said his voice very sullen.
As I sat there watching Ed while he was putting Emily to sleep and I realized that I wouldn't mind having a little runt as long as it was with the right person. Someone that I wanted to spend my time with. We could settle down and adopt a few.
"Actually Ed," I said finally saying his name out loud which made him snap his gaze back at me. "It depends on the person that I settle with." I said my voice very sultry.
"You mean women right?" he asked with a bit of a tremble in his voice.
"No actually Ed I'm gay." I said flat out.
"What but you always have women all over you." He said with a disbelieving look.
"That doesn't mean I want them to be all over me." I said with a heavy sigh. "They fling themselves at me I want to be with a man that is worth my challenge.
"So what else exactly are you looking for in a man you want to settle with?" I didn't miss the eagerness in his voice.
"Someone who is different from everyone else." I said looking significantly at him
"Yah"
"I want someone younger." I pointedly said as I stared.
"Really." He said a perplexed look on his face. For a genius he sure wasn't getting the message, I said before that he didn't get hints that I dropped.
"I want to be with you Ed." He looked up at me briefly then all of a sudden he fainted, and I barely caught him before he hit the floor.I gazed down at him in my arms and looked over at the sleeping child in her crib. This was definitely what I wanted, a family. I wanted kids with Ed.
Well yah I re-uploaded this chapter as well and am working on the others when I post the new chapter I will thank all of my reviewers.
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koolmint