What Happened to Misato?

BY: BobtheSniper

There was a slight breeze blowing over her face, Misato Katsuragi stirred and awoke there wasn't darkness anymore.

"Damn I died because of that Shinji, I hope I helped him make the decision NOT to make all life end"

A curios thought entered her mind…."Where the Hell am I"

An Omnipresent voice booms "You Misato are in heaven we decided to send you here because your guidance help the human race survive third impact."

"Oh, well I suppose that is good'n'all but shouldn't there be more people here?"

"Actually they decided to go back to earth because that is what they truly wanted in their hearts"

Misato thinks about this "Well I want to go back to earth too!"

"You can't Misato you not killed by the third impact"

Misato sighs, "oh well as long as this is heaven there should be plenty of booze… right?"

"Wrong, beer is a drink of the devil that promotes debauchery"

Misato is silent "….did you say something?"

"There is no alcohol here Misato"

"…. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…… I chose to go down to hell!"

"OOOOOOOOK, are you su..."

"YES"

"Fine" Omnipresence zaps her and she is sent to hell

Misato is looking around at the flaming pit near her "oh well warm beer is better than no beer"

The devil walks over to Misato "Welcome to hell you will no endure an eternity of pain and torture"

"That's great now where is the booze?"

"Booze has been outlawed as it was a way to make people feel good….. MWHAHAHAHHA"

"GOD DAMNIT!" Misato jumps off a cliff with the hope of something lethal at the bottom. She hits the bottom and all goes black.

Misato opens her eyes as her senses start to come around to her. She looks over to see Gendo Ikari glaring at her.

"STOP DOING THAT!"

Gendo wakes up "oh so you are finally awake"

Misato sits up "please tell me there is beer here"

Gendo suddenly gets a maniacal thought "No Misato, I am sorry to inform you that alcohol is now illegal."

"..NOOOOOOOOOOO"

Gendo starts laughing at her "I was just shit'n you Misato!… here" Gendo gives Misato a beer

As Misato starts to open the can she savors the fizzing sound. She proceeds to glug it while thing "This is the crappiest stuff I've ever tasted…thank god"

THE END