The Best Couple Ever Drabbles
Chapter: Ten
Chapter Title: Baking
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA ok people how many times do I have to say it? Oh well sorry for the delay you can all shoot me if you want lol well yah here you guy finally a new chapter
Why does this have to be so hard? I could just go down to the market and get a cake, but no Hawkeye insisted that it would be better if I made it myself. Ed's birthday is coming up and everyone is doing something for his party, but Hawkeye just had to put me in charge of baking the cake.
She knows that my cooking skills are horrible I am I can't even make Ramen Ed has to make it for me. Last time I tried I burnt my shirt, I think Ed actually liked that.
So here I am stuck in the kitchen trying to decipher this so called cook book, it's strange that I can understand the most complicated alchemic equations, but I don't get how to cook. I remember that once Ed said that cooking was just like alchemy. Well it can't be to hard can it?
Ingredients: (don't try to make this kids I don't know what will come out)
3 eggs
1 ΒΌ cup of milk
1 stick of butter
One bag of cake mix
Ok so I read the instructions and it said heat oven to 350 degrees and then lightly butter the pan. That wasn't to hard I got that part down now onto the next part. Beat cake mix, water, butter and eggs in a large bowl that seemed simple enough I think I can get this it's not so hard. Now I have to pour the mix into the pan. Now this is where thing's went wrong.
When I was trying to poor the cake batter into the pan the bowl slipped and I got my hands, and the counter covered in the batter. At least I salvaged some of the cake mix. Ok so next was to put it into the oven for 15-20 min or until you can stick a tooth pick into it and it comes out clean.
Damn baking this cake it's so dumb well I'd only do this for Ed, I hope the others won't get any ideas and think that I would ever make them birthday cakes. So I was sitting in the living room relaxing waiting for the cake to get done, when all of a sudden I smelled something burning. I looked to the kitchen and saw that there was smoke coming out of the door.
"Oh my god my house is on fire. What am I going to do?" I screamed(hello aren't you the Flame Alchemist?)
I ran into the kitchen and saw that there was smoking coming out of the oven and ran to it yanking to door open faster than I could blink. I quickly pulled out the pan and turned to the oven to see that I had put the temperature at 350 degrees Celsius instead of Fahrenheit.
Oh great I managed to screw up the only thing that I had to do for the party. No one was going to want to eat cake that was all burnt, and my poor Ed wasn't going to want to have a birthday cake. While I was sitting panicking someone had walked into the kitchen.
"What happened in here," I heard an all to familiar voice say behind me, "Roy what did you do?" Asked Ed curiously. I turned around slowly to face him afraid at what he would say.
"Ed I-I was try to make you cake but then I burned it and spilled it and now you won't have a cake because I messed it up and I'm so sorry Ed I didn't mean to," I kept babbling on and on until I heard Ed laughing. That's right he was laughing. "What's so funny Ed?" I asked glaring at him.
"Roy you weren't supposed to make the cake silly," He chuckled, "Gracia is making the cake. Riza sent me over to tell you that you had to go and get the cups and plates." When he said this my eye twitched and I could feel my anger rising. I did all this for no reason, I nearly burned down my house, and it was all for no reason.
I could tell by the expression on Ed's face that he could tell that I was about to murder someone. "So Hawkeye made me nearly burn the house down for no reason?" I asked my voice shacking with anger. "I didn't have to make this cake and I tried for no reason?" I yelled. I don't know why I was so upset it might have had something to do with the fact that I really did try and it was all for no reason.
As I began to walk out of the kitchen Ed suddenly stepped in front of me and I looked down at him stopping in my tracks. "Ed move." I said commandingly. Ed just ignored me and stepped closer to me, all of a sudden he wrapped his hands around me.
"Thank you so much Roy," I heard him mumble. "You tried to make me a cake. Wow that is so kind of you." He said looking up at me. I reached his hand up to my face and wiped some cake batter off, and then licked it off his fingers.
I suddenly became aware of how close he was pressed against me. I looked down and saw him smiling childishly. He seemed so innocent but by now I new way better than that. The fact that he took my hand and started to seductively lick the cake batter off only proves that.
"Ed do you ever stop thinking about sex?" I whispered into his ear.
"Did I ever tell you that the idea of you baking turns me on to no damn end?" He asked me completely throwing me of guard. The next thing I knew Ed had dragged me to our bedroom and practically stripped my clothes off except for my apron. Wow turns out baking isn't totally useless.
Well it turns out Ed has some kink thing with baking it's kind of hot. Umm Ed licking icing of Roy I should have made it icing but don't ask me but cake batter was kind of hot.
Well that is all buh bye
Love,
koolmint