"Huh, what? SASUKE! I WILL DESTROY YOU! RASENGAN!", Naruto mumbled as he wriggled under the covers. "Oh, Hinata. Sorry".
"Naruto... why do you sleep so late? I already have breakfast AND lunch sitting on the table!", Hinata said.
"Oh, yah, sorry I can't help sleeping. You have no idea how little energy i have when a demon is running around in my body in my sleep", Naruto sighed.
"I think I do, I've been waking you up almost every day for the past 5 years", Hinata replied. (A/N You might notice how Hinata doesn't seem quite as timid as she was in the show. It's because Naruto pounded the timidness out of her. And i don't mean with his fists)
"True...", Naruto said sleepily.
Later during the day...
Temari, Sakura, Ino, Tenten, and Hinata were having their usual twice a month meeting in Sakura's apartment. All they really did was share sex secrets though so it wasn't truly that important.
"Ok, so here's the first question for our game. Has your boyfriend or husband used any jutsus or techniques that make your sex more... interesting. If so, then which the weirdest one that he used?", Temari asked the group. "Sakura, you first".
"Well... The weirdest technique Lee used was... Umm... Oh yah, he used the second chakra gate!", Sakura exclaimed.
"WOAH", All of the other girls gasped at one time
"Ino, you next", Sakura said.
"His baika no jutsu. I think you can guess the rest", Ino smirked.
"How big?", Temari asked.
"About twice as big as what could fit", Ino said.
Temari was trying to claw her eyes out from the vision of that. "I DIDN'T WANNA HAVE THAT VISION!", she yelled.
"Whatever, me next", Tenten said. "He used 64 strikes. Every millimeter in there, hit", Tenten mumbled.
"Oh... My... God...", Hinata said.
"It apparently has a...mumble mumble...different effect when used during sex. Delayed. Reaction. I got dressed and everything and 10 minutes later. BOOM. Me and Neji were sitting on the couch completely wet", Tenten mumbled.
"Ouch. What was Neji's reaction?", Sakura asked.
"After 30 seconds everyting was dry, except for some drool, and Neji was licking his lips. He refuses to except that he's in love with the taste of my 'juices'", Tenten replied.
"HOLY SHIT", Ino yelled.
"Anyways, Hinata, it's your turn!", Temari said anxiously, knowing that HInata would 'beat around the bush'.
"Do I REALLY have to?", Hinata begged.
"YES!", Everyone ordered at once.
"Ok, ok, no need to yell... Naruto-kun used... Kage Bunshins...".
"Doesn't he do that alot?", Tenten asked.
"Yeah, but this time... he had 12 and they were... Kyuubi Chakra Clones".
All of the other girls blushed and covered their gaping mouths, Their jaws were still on the floor.
"Ok, enough with the embarassment. It's my turn", Temari said with a grin. Because of this, The girls knew that she would just blurt it out.
"He developed a knew technique just for the occasion. He created shadows of his arms and... super pleasure as i call it. I was screaming like a bitch after 2 seconds!".
"Wow", Sakura said.
"When he used it, i completely forgot about my plan to make him regret being late for the second time in a week. He was only late ONCE after that, and it was last night. He's taking a break from missions now", Temari smiled.
"Why?", everybody said at once.
"I'm having a baby!".
"Awesome! Tenji might have a friend!", Tenten smiled.
"Yeah, unless it's a girl. I really hope it's a girl!".
"Even then, it could turn out good, unless Tenji turns out gay...", Tenten sighed.
"That reminds me, Sakura. Since you're a nurse, I was hoping you could prescribe something... to... um... help along the process of pregnancy?", Hinata asked.
"Actually, I can. It's a fertility drug that will increase the chances of you getting pregnant by 90. It costs about $1200 because it's made out of expensive and rare materials", Sakura replied.
"I guess Naruto-kun wouldn't mind me paying that much if it would get us a baby. We've been trying for 2 years", Hinata said thankfully.
"Come by the hospital tommorow morning at 9:00 to pick it up".
"So i guess that's 3 kids that're gonna be around. What if they're on the same team when they graduate from the academy?", Temari asked happily.
"That would be great!", Tenten cheered. "2 Byakugan users and a master of wind and shadows! That would be a perfect team!".
"I wonder who would be their teacher?", Ino asked.
"It really has to be either Lee, me, Ino, Chouji, Gaara, or Kankurou", Sakura replied.
"It would be great if they were taught by Lee...", Hinata mumbled.
"Yah, that would be cool! Lee would have so many Taijutsu skills to teach them!", Tenten cheered again.
The next day...
"Naruto-kun! Wake up!", Hinata yelled into the house. She was wearing a miniskirt with black flames, a set of fake fox ears on her head, and a tight pink tanktop that exposed her stomach and much of her cleavage.
Naruto slightly opened his eyes and saw his angle of a wife. Or at least, she looked like one. The second he saw her outfit he was hard and throbbing. What he didn't know, is that Hinata took the fertility drug.
Naruto tried to say something but Hinata silenced him with a kiss. She climbed on top of him and ripped his clothes off...
That night...
"Naruto-kun, I'm back from my check-up", Hinata said into the house.
"What were you out at the hospital for anyway?", Naruto asked.
"I was checking if i was positive for a certain something...", Hinata smiled.
"You mean...?".
"2 years of work, not wasted", Hinata smiled again. "9 months from now we're gonna be parents!".
"YES!", Naruto yelled. He ran over, picked her up and kissed her. "Thank god!".
"But, it came at a price. Well, 2 prices. First, Sakura gave me an examination, and determined that we needed a fertility drug to get anywhere. And second, it cost $1200", Hinata mumbled.
"WHAT! $1200! WHY?", Naruto yelled in rage. His eyes turn red, showing some of Kyuubi's chakra.
"Naruto-kun... Please... It was either $1200 or no baby... If you hurt me, your child dies!", Hinata whimpered.
"Agh... Why am I letting this stupid fox control me and try to hurt my wife!", Naruto scolded himself. He puched himself in the face with all of his strength, which left him unconscious on the floor...