Chapter Two: Charms

James Potter (Prongs)

Sirius Black (Padfoot)

Remus Lupin (Moony)

Lily Evans

Abby Sutton

Mr. Prongs asks Mr. Moony to poke Mr. Padfoot for him, his snoring is driving Mr. Prongs bonkers.

Mr. Moony gladly will poke Mr. Padfoot for Mr. Moony; as Mr. Padfoot is drooling on Mr. Moony's parchment

Remus pokes Sirius

The git didn't budge…got another idea James?

Yep...hang on a sec…

"GIANT MONKEYS ARE ATTACKING THE SCHOOL!" James yelled into Sirius' ear; waking him up with a start; and Sirius screamed interupting Flitwick. "20 points off Gryffindor Mr. Black; for disturbing the classes learning."

Nicely done James; couldn't have done it better myself.

Was that Lily Evans giving James Potter a compliment? I thought I would never see the day…now that I know you like me…will you marry me?

Nice try James but its not going to happen.

Damn!

Just try again tomorrow Prongsy….and also NEVER WAKE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!

Well I poked you but it didn't work so Prongs had to wake you the only way he seems to know how…

Hey…I know other ways…that one just seems the most effective.

Hey guys…hate to burst your bubble but we have to make the monkey's disappear now…

MONKEYS? NOOOOOOOOOOOO keep them away!

…

James, Lily and Remus laugh at Sirius.

Ah…Padfoot, she meant make the monkey infront of you disappear you know…because we are in charms…

Really? We're in charms? I hadn't noticed.

Just get rid of the damn monkey Sirius.

Abby does the spell making her monkey disappear; so does Lily. James surprisingly makes his monkey disappear and so does Remus but Sirius' only disappeared from the waist down.

Hey guys, look at Sirius' monkey!

They all look and burst out laughing.

Aww…Siri I would of thought you could make a simple monkey disappear…

It's not my fault Sutton…The damn monkeys are against me I tell ya! They are out to get me!

Padfoot…have you taken your medication today?

Which one?

The one that makes the pink monkeys go away.

Hahaha your so funny Lils. But no I ran out of that one yesterday.

Well Hogsmeade tomorrow so you can get some more Medication!

Moony! You've once again graced us with your presence!

I feel honoured…

Don't give me those 'what the hell is he taking?' Looks because you all damn know well what I take!

Yep…every morning you take your happy pills and then the pills to make the pink monkeys go away…

Oh Moony…I never grow tired of you dry sarcastic wit!

We all know that's why you love me Sirius…