WARNING: Slashy themes ahead. Bad language, read at your own risk.

World's Worst Dating Videos.

Drew: "All right ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome back to whose line is it anyway, where the games are improvised and the points don't matter. Yes, that's right, the points are just like the extras on Pirates of the Caribbean, they just don't matter.

"We are going to continue with the fun. Next we'll play a game called 'World's Worst Dating Videos', with Jack and Will, and Ryan and Norrington."

The contestants get up and receive two boxes from Drew, containing the hats. Two stools have already been placed in the center of the stage.

Ryan: wearing a Captain's hat and an eye patch "Aaarrrrghhh, me darlin'. What say you we get together and we can visit me ship and you can help me raise my jolly roger."

:Buzz:

Jack: wearing his own hat tilted over his left eye, and his elbow propped on his knee "That's right ladies and gentlemen. It doesn't get any better than this. One night with Captain Jack Sparrow is all you need to make your wildest dreams come true. Just make sure that there is absolutely no rum involved. Otherwise I would get up next morning not remembering the events of the previous night, and wondering how I ended up in a bed with a very prissy bedmate, whom I made hot monkey love to all night long."

Will: Coughcough

:Buzzzz:

Drew: "All right, which one of you idiots put Mr. Sparrow's hat in the box?"

Random guy from the back: "He brought it along with him sir."

Drew: "Oh, o.k. then."

Norrington: wearing a baseball hat "How would you like to hit my balls out of the park?" (winks and blows kisses to the camera, then gets up and does a pelvic thrust)

Will, Jack, Ryan, Drew: Wide-eyed shocked faces

Jack: "That is just NOT right mate."

Will: scratching furiously at his face "My eyes! My eyes! They have been seriously violated!"

:Buzz:

Will: wearing a nurse's hat and holding a large needle. In a cute voice "If you'll go out with me, I'll fill you up with my shot, and it will be virtually painless."

Ryan: "Oooohhh, that one was dirty."

Jack: throws an arm around Will's shoulder "You're learning, luv'."

Ryan: wearing a white, powdered wig "Yes ladies, I know what you're wondering. Is this really my natural hair color? Well, if you want proof, I'll give it to you right now." Unzips zipper

:Buzz:Buzz:Buzz:

Jack: wearing a beret "If you go out with me, I shall paint you like a masterpiece. I shall require a bottle of rum, three paint brushes, five leeches, one bowl of pudding, one large cactus from the Sahara desert and my sword. See, what I'll do is……."

:Buzz:

Drew: "That is something we don't want a mental image on. Thank you Mr. Sparrow."

Jack: smiles insanely and steps off

Norrington: wearing a chef's hat "How's about you and I get together and we cook up something spicy?"

:Buzz:

Jack: whispering in Will's ear "Yeah, I'll bet his definition of spicy is giving the lass a kiss on the cheek and then offering her a cinnamon breath mint."

Will: snickers

Will: wearing a red bandana "We pillage, we plunder, we're really bad eggs, drink up me hearties, yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho a pirate's life for me."

:Buzz:

Drew: "Just out of curiosity, Mr. Turner, who were you supposed to be, anyway?"

Will: "A really annoying pirate."

Jack: coughcough

Ryan: sitting on the stool with a top hat placed in his lap "Would you ladies like me to take out my bunny?" slowly starts to lift the hat

:Buzz:Buzz:Buzzzz:

Drew: "Believe me Ryan, we do not want to see that!"

Ryan: bring out a stuffed rabbit from the hat "Geez Drew, what were you thinking? You've got a very filthy mind."

Jack: wearing a policeman's cap "You're under arrest for stealing my heart."

Ryan: "Oh no, way too lame."

Jack: "Yeah, you're right." Places a finger on his lip. "Let's see. How's about 'If you go on a date with me, I'll let you stroke my night stick.' How's about that?"

Will: "That's even lamer."

Norrington: looking at Drew exasperated "Will you please put a stop to this insanity?"

:Buzz:

Norrington: wearing a knight's armor with the helmet pulled back "If you're searching for someone to save you from your everyday clichéd heroes glares at Will and Jack then look no further. Your knight in shining armor is waiting for you right here."

Will: retching noise

Jack: searching on his person "Why the hell did I wast that one shot on Barbossa. I should have saved it. And where the hell is my gun!"

Drew: coughcough

Will: wearing a cowboy hat "How would you ladies like to ride my mustang all around Port Royal. If you're good, I'll let you visit my smithy, and maybe even let you caress my ass."

Drew nearly falls off his chair, laughing hysterically. Both Jack and Ryan stare at Will's posterior, but Ryan averts his eyes after a glare from Jack.

:Buzz:Buzz:Buzzzzzz:Buzzzzz:

All four of the contestants walk back to their seats.

Drew: "That will be a thousand points for Mr. Turner for his comment about his ass."

Will gets up and does a little bow.

Drew: "And ten thousand points for Ryan for not proving to us that he in fact isn't naturally white-haired."

Ryan: "Hey, I do what I can."

Drew: "All right folks, we are going to take another short break. We'll be right back with more fun and games, so don't go away too far."

TBC.

Author' notes: Please tell me what you think. Comments and Criticism welcomed. Coming up next, is "Film, TV and Theater Style". I have the outline written out, so it should be updated in the next few days. Bye for now