Hey Guys,

Thanks for the reviews! Im glad you fine it funny, because this would be my first attempt at a humor story espessially like this...so yeah...

Here is chapter four...and for the sake of the chapter Sinistra is holding a class in the middle of the night for Astronomy so that they can do some practical work with telescopes and stuff...

Sphinxgirl: Well I thought for a while about how they would know how to get the note on the parchment, i really didnt think about it at first when i was writting the first few chapters but then i realised i could have it like the DA coins the HP5, (I'm reading it at the moment) and like you said, it could warm up a bit, but it doesnt catch fire, it slowly warms up as the writing appears, it doesnt get too hot so the owners on the parchment can still write and it doesnt affect the ink...does that sound the least bit logical or it might have just sounded good in my head...

Anyway without further ado...chapter four (this one is abit longer, they are getting longer slowly dont worry)

Kasey


Chapter Four: Astronomy

James Potter (Prongs)

Sirius Black (Padfoot)

Remus Lupin (Moony)

Lily Evans

Abby Sutton

Remind me Padfoot…why aren't we in bed? We could be sleeping.

Because Prongs…Damn Professor Sinistra insists we come up to do our Astronomy classes in the middle of the night.

Astronomy isn't that bad guys…I mean look at the stars…

But Moony…I don't care about the stars…or the moons of Jupiter I just want to sleep!

I second that…

I third it…

I actually agree with Remus. There is no greater beauty then the sky and the stars…Its incredibly romantic…

Romantic shmantic! I want sleep!

Then sleep Prongs! Half the class is asleep any way.

But then I wont be able to annoy you Moony…Either I sleep and not annoy the rest of you or I not sleep and annoy the rest of you…see? It's quite a pickle.

Pickles? Trust you to make some sort of food reference Padfoot…

Even in the middle of the night.

Oh shut up the both of you…Now remind me why you two aren't going out?

Because I simply hate James…His cockyness gets the best of him.

You know you love me Lils…and my cockyness.

You are made for each other…but your stubbornness gets in the way Lily.

Exactly! C'mon Flower…gimme a chance, put your stubbornness aside and go on one tiny date…

I am NOT Stubborn! And no James…I told you earlier…no.

C'mon Lils give the guy a chance…

So you're on their side eh?

If you must know, yes...you guys would be great together…

So Abby, you do like me?

No…not exactly…but I'm doing it because Siri told me to be nice…

So your still...hang on…Sirius…Padfoot?

He's asleep…your not going to get an answer out of him…and he is drooling on my parchment again!

So…Abby…is there something going on between you and dear Padfoot?

No Comment.

C'mon Abbs you can't lie to us…

Exactly…if you don't tell us then I will just ask Padfoot later. He will tell me.

We won't tell anyone…

Fine Fine…Siri asked me out to the Three Broomsticks with him.

See…that wasn't so hard was it Abbs?

Hey…umm Prongs my good friend…

Yes Moony.

Could you wake up Padfoot again? His drooling is starting to make my ink run.

Sure…only because I think Sinistra is starting to realize he is asleep and because of your ink.

Thank you.

James conjures up a bucket of cold water and tips it over Sirius; waking him up. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Yelled Sirius jumping from his seat.

"MR. BLACK! WILL YOU CALM DOWN AND SIT DOWN! AND DO NOT FALL ASLEEP IN MY CLASS AGAIN! 20 POINTS OFF GRYFFINDOR!"

Sirius dried himself off with his wand and sat back down in his seat, glaring at James.

Don't think I didn't know that was you Prongs!

Why…What makes you think that Padfoot my good friend? It could have been Sinistra himself.

He has a point Padfoot…

Even I would have to agree with Potter on this one…

First the complement in charms; now agreeing with me in Astronomy, What will come next? Agreeing to walk down a corridor with me?

Oh Shut up Potter…I was merely siding with the logical side. Sirius jumped to conclusions.

But my conclusions were not wrong…I was right and Prongs please don't wake me again. I'm asking nicely.

This is a change to the usual…

You have brought out the better in my Abby…

Oh gag me!

Me first…Padfoot please, please don't tell me your Abbs is making you go soft? If you are!

Don't worry, Prongs buddy…I wont go soft! Just DON'T WAKE ME AGAIN!

Hmm…I will have to think about it…

No it wasn't a question…

Fine…I will stop waking you if you stop snoring in class and drooling on other peoples parchments.

Whose parchment was I drooling on? I don't drool.

Believe me Padfoot…you do…look at my parchment.

Oh…umm sorry Moony…umm…fine…I agree…

Is Sirius backing down? This isn't something you see everyday…

Well…I'm tired and Sinistra isn't doing anything to help that…I don't care about learning the names of the damn stars…

But it's so romantic…for once see the romantic in you Siri…

They are beautiful.

Yeah…I'll even agree…I mean I'd rather be sleeping but it's not all bad

All right…all right…It's …it's………… pleasant.

See Padfoot, that wasn't so hard.

But you couldn't think of a better word than pleasant?

Pleasant is a fine word I see nothing wrong with it! Are you against pleasant Abbs?

No…how can you be –

Forget it Abby, you're fighting a losing battle…just accept it.

Fine Fine…

Five Minutes Later

Plotting stars is so boring!

Here here!

Yep…defiantly…

Hey Padfoot…you wanna prank Snivillius tomorrow?

What did you have in mind?

Well I always wanted to see what Snape would be like as a blonde…

I saw him more as a redhead…

I saw him as a brunette…

Fine fine…how about we change his hair then… so that every…10 – 15 minutes it changes colour…

Prongs! You are a genius!

A very handsome genius with a great smile and hair that makes the girls go wild.

You wish, Potter. The only thing redeeming about you is the fact that you keep me entertained in class, and may I add your hair…frankly, needs to know how to tame itself.

Lily, Flower, my sunrise and my sunset, how can you say such hurtful things to me when you love my hair and its unruliness.

You keep dreaming Potter…you keep dreaming.

I would…if Sinistra would let me sleep.

"Ok class by next week I want you to finish those star charts done. Class dismissed." Professor Sinistra said clearing up his work.

"WOO HOO! Sleep!" Sirius jumped up, grabbed his books and started to hurry up the others who were taking their time, yawning as they got up.

They all went back to the Gryffindor tower without a word; too tired to talk. When they got to the tower; James mumbled the password (Flying dragons) and they quickly said goodnight and walked up to their dormitories; where James true to his word was dreaming sweet dreams of Lily.