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Party Quirks

Drew: "All right ladies and gentlemen, we're back. And that break was not short at all." looks around with shifty eyes "We will now move on to a game called 'Party Quirks'".

Will gets up and goes into the middle of the stage. Jack, Ryan and Norrington are reading their cue cards.

Drew: "Will is going to be hosting a party, where he will receive some weird guests. As I ring in the doorbell, James, Jack and Ryan will come in and act their part, and Will has to guess who they are."

The three other contestants go on the opposite side of the stage, from Drew, and get in line.

Drew: "Whenever you're ready, Will."

Will starts the party.

Will: walking around arranging things "Hmm. Everything seems to be in order. We have all the party food we need and a section here just for Jack.." pretends to move bottles around. All the rum even he could possibly have."

Jack: aside to Ryan "A lad after me own heart."

Ryan: snickers helplessly

James: shakes his head disgustingly "Anyway." Rings the doorbell.

:Ding Dong:

Will: "Ah, this must be them now." Opens the door. "Welcome Commodore to my humble abode."

James' cue card: Thinks Will is trying to steal away Elizabeth and keeps asking him for a duel. (can you tell the stupid author is running out of ideas-- )

James: " 'Humble Abode' you say, Sir. How dare you insinuate that Elizabeth will like this hovel better then my estate? I say En Garde!" Pretends to draw his sword.

Will: stares at him.

:Ding Dong:

Will: "O.K. you stay right there while I see who it is." Goes to open the door.

James: "Hurry up, you cad! I will not be left unsatisfied."

Will lets Jack in.

Will: "Hey there Jack. I'm glad you could make it."

Jack's cue card: Thinks Will is hiding gold coins on himself, and keeps trying to steal it.

Audience goes wild with laughter, Will is uneasy.

Jack: "Will my Boy, there ye be." hugs Will, and pats him down the sides. The slash-crazy fan girls go wild.

Will: nervously backs away. "A little too friendly there Jack."

James: "I will fight you in the name of all that is honor and love." Slashes with his sword.

Jack: pretends to open a bottle and takes a drink. "Will. Great party." Moves closer to him. "Better than what we had in Tortuga." Pats him down the front of his shirt and mutters. "Damn. I know I saw a flash of gold there."

:Ding Dong:

Will: "Ooooo kay. I am going to go and get that. Why don't you stay here with the good Commodore who is trying to get me to duel with him."

:Buzz:

Audience clap and Norrington walks back to his seat.

Will opens the door and Ryan is standing with a slightly scrunched up expression on his face.

Ryan's cue card: He is Veruca Salt who thinks she is actually in the chocolate factory.

Will: "Welcome Ryan."

Ryan: stomps inside. "You call this a party. Where is the chocolate? I want my chocolate!"

Jack, meanwhile, is sneaking up behind Will who is staring wide-eyed at Ryan. He grabs him around the middle and Will jumps a foot in the air.

Jack: "Ah hah, there it is." Takes his hands out of Will's breast pocket, which is empty. "Ah hah, there it isn't."

Will: "Ryan. Meet my good friend Jack. He keeps trying to pat me down to find the treasure that he thinks I'm hiding on me."

Jack raises his eyebrows and nods.

Drew: "Yes treasure, but be more specific."

Will: "Umm. Smaller treasure. Oh gold coins."

:Buzz:

Jack walks back to his seat.

Ryan: stomps feet. "Gold coins! I don't care. But if they're chocolate gold coins than I'm listening."

Will: "Umm. You are someone who thinks they are in Wonka's chocolate factory?"

Jack: "That's 'Willy' Wonka, luv'."

Will turns around and glares at him. Jack winks and smiles.

Drew: "Someone, as in who?"

Will looks at Ryan speculatively.

Ryan: "I don't like this house, or this party. I am going to make my Daddy buy this house, just so I could burn it down."

Will: "Oh, you're Veruca Salt."

:Buzz:

Will and Ryan walk back to their seats.

Will: "Nice touch there with the burning the house down."

Ryan: "I thought I may as well bring a little bit of my own flare to it."

Drew: "Great game you guys. And by unanimous vote, Jack wins 10,000 points for patting Will down, and satisfying our slash-crazy girls."

Jack gets up and does a little bow. Loud girlish screams fill the air.

Drew: "O.K next we were going to do a little hoe-down. But I have been duly informed that the author does not have a single poetic bone in her body. So, when we return, we'll move on to another game. Until then, don't go away."

TBC.

AN: I know it was short. But I guess it's time to bring this puppy home. Click on the review button, and let me know what you thought, then go on to the final chapter, and tell me how you like it. You guys have been super awesome, I love you all