Hey Guys!
Here is the next chapter! Sorry it took me so long to get up...I will start posting more reguarly again so dont panic!
The people just wanted to see me again...
And the fact that you hate Monkeys Padfoot.
They want Lils and James together too...so see! you are meant to be!
Well they are wrong arent they!
I think they readers should get what they want!
Well the readers wont now will they?
They will sooner or later.
No girl can resist the Potter charm.
Guys!
Yes dearest author? the author who i love so much
I thought you loved me!
I do...
We need to get on with this...The people want to read about your Transfig class...Not whether the readers want Lily and James together...which they will get soon! If Lily complys!
Which I wont!
Sooner or later you will...hopefully...So anyway here is the chapter!
Enjoy of lovely beautiful readers and enjoy Padfoot the Magnificent!
Group sighs On with the story!
This is Kasey Signing off till the next authors note enjoy the chapter.
Chapter Six: Transfiguration
POTTER! BLACK!
Yes, Lily; my dearest?
What is it this time Evans?
STOP! Stop flinging pieces of parchment at Amos Diggory and Pay Attention To McGonagall!
Listen to Minnie? Why would we do that?
To pass your exam perhaps…
Incase you don't already know…I am an expert at Transfiguration Sutton and don't need to listen to Minnie McGonagall…
And besides have you tried flinging pieces of parchment at Diggory? It's fun! Try it…
Siri…I thought you said you would stop cursing random, innocent people...you said you would do it for me…
Remus and James burst out laughing at Abby's remark.
Sirius?
Sirius Black?
Our Sirius?
Give up cursing random and innocent people…
That's never going to happen Abby…
Ever!
That's like James giving up on Lily…
Which is also never going to happen…
Unfortunately…
Evans…why must you hurt me so?
Not this again…
I like these moments…
They are quite entertaining…
I will ignore those comments…
Good Idea Lily
Thank you… and to answer your question, Potter; I enjoy hurting you…
I knew she was a cold heartless witch! Burn her!
Shut up Black! I am not heartless…
You just have a weird sense of humor?
Yes…
Padfoot, shut it and hurting me brings you joy Lilykins?
Yes and Lilykins?
I needed a new name for my flower…
Oh god!
Love sick Prongs is back…
Yep! You know you love this side of me!
I beg to differ…
Whatever…
What is it lately with teachers and using monkeys?
They like to see you suffer Pads…
And Monkeys make good test subjects…
When there not yelling and throwing things at you…
Exactly! They throw things and they look weird!
Paddy…
Padfoot put your hand down!
I'm choosing to ignore you…
Fine
Make a fool of yourself Black
It will keep us entertained.
Don't have fun in seeing my Siri get embarrassed
Now I long for my best friend back…being with Sirius has made her soft and love sick…
It's the same down our end Evans…
Well at least the love sick bit…he hasn't gone too soft…he keeps hexing people for fun…
Least I haven't lost him entirely
And you never will
Put your hand down Siri…please?
No…
The remaining four watch as Professor McGonagall comes across to Sirius.
"Yes, Mr. Black?"
"Professor, I refuse to work with this monkey." He said pointing to the monkey who was trying to poke him.
"Why is that Mr. Black?"
"Because…" He started but the monkey jumped on him. He screamed very girl-like and ran out of the classroom, leaving the remaining on the floor laughing. Once they had regained their cool they sat down and continued to work.
I never thought I would see the day when Black would scream like a girl…
Well it obvious you don't hang around us much Evans…
And I don't plan too…I plan to spend as little time with you as possible…
Which is why you never sit near me isn't it?
Yes…
But anyway…we see it at least once every two days…
Ah yeah…we are used to it…but its still funny every time it happens…
Because you would never pick that he would have such a high pitched scream…
DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY SIRI WHEN HE IS NOT HERE!
Why not?
We do it all the time…
Remus you're meant to be the responsible one!
Yes…but it is fun…seeing that Padfoot does do it to me too…
Siri would never do something like that!
I beg to disagree…
Hey look here comes Black again.
Hello Peons I know you all missed me but Padfoot the Magnificant is here once more.
Padfoot the pathetic more like it and you spelt Magnificent wrong…
Shut up Moomy!
It's Moony not Moomy!
No that's your new nickname; we have Moo, Moon, Mo and now Moomy!
So original Padfoot…
HEY DID YOU CALL ME PADFOOT THE PATHETIC?
Bit slow aren't you Padfoot?
Well its true isn't it?
My two best friends…against me! How could you do such things?
Moony the gifted and Prongs the nimble are against Padfoot the Magnificent calling himself as such…
How come we aren't included in that?
I want a name…
Fine! Moony the Gifted, Prongs the Nimble, Evans the dramatic and Abby the infatuated would like to declare that Padfoot the Magnificent should change his name. If he fails to comply he will be hexed for an hour, with the wands of all four of the wizards and witches above.
Evans the Dramatic? Why cant I be Lily the brilliant or something?
Because that sounds better and does Padfoot the magnificent comply?
Fine Padfoot the magnificent will change to Padfoot the…
Awkward?
Comical?
striking?
Panicky?
Ha ha ha! Padfoot the Awkward? Are you saying I am clumsy Moomy? Padfoot the Panicky, Evans? I do not scare easy…
Well when it comes to monkeys…
…and most things…
…You are…
…So good choice Evans.
Thank you Potter! And you too Remus…
I am not scared of anything! But the I will go with Padfoot the Striking because I am of course the most handsome Marauder!
Pfft! You wish but fine!
What about Peter? Does he get one?
Sure!
Where is he anyway? I haven't seen him all week!
He had to go home and visit his mum, she brought a thing that was meant to keep death eaters away from her and it gave her warts that don't disappear.
That's horrible!
I hate how people make money out of people being scared of you-know-who.
Well, hopefully he will be back next week. He just needed to see how she was going and spend sometime with her and his dad.
That's nice.
And Wormtail can be Wormtail the Frightened!
Agreed.
Agreed.
Agreed.
Agreed.
Prongs the Nimble would like to invite Moony the Gifted, Padfoot the Striking, Evans the dramatic and Abby the infatuated to the head's dorm before the next class.
You don't need to invite me! It's my dorm too Potter!
So it is…Fine.
Prongs the Nimble and Evans the Dramatic would like to invite Moony the Gifted, Padfoot the Striking and Abby the Infatuated to there dorm before next class to discuss matters concerning Padfoot the Striking and the fact that we let him call himself Padfoot the Striking.
Thank you Potter.
No problems.
HEY! I changed! And yet I am still being bullied! I am furthermore still Padfoot the Magnificent!
No your not and I will be at that meeting!
So will I count me in!
You don't like my nickname Abby?
Siri…I love you and all but I don't like it no…
Fine I'll do to the stupid meeting.
Good!
Excellent!