Total crack i can't believe i did this, but it's based on this AMV which i don't own, which had south park, which i don't own, for ouran high school host club, which i don't own.
in fact, i dont own like anything here
but read anyways
Kyouya: Okay children, let's start the day with a few math problems. What's 5 times 2?
Silence.
Kyouya: Come on children, don't be shy, just give it your best shot.
Someone raised their hand.
Kyouya: Yes, Hunny?
Hunny: Twelve?
Kyouya: Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. Anyone? Come now, don't be shy.
A blonde boy furiously waved their arms.
Kyouya: Tamaki?
Tamaki: (eagarly) I think I know the answer Kyouya-sensei!
Next Tamaki were twins.
Twin 1: Nininininininini (trying to be annyoing and succeding)
Tamaki: Shut up bastard!
Bastard: Hey! Don't call me a bastard! YOU Fucking WHORE!
Kyouya: Kaoru, did you just say the 'F' word!
Silence.
Kaoru: Whore?
Tamaki: No, he's talking about 'Fuck.' You can't just say fuck in school, you fucking bastard.
Kyouya: Tamaki!
Kaoru: Why the Fuck not?
A brown haired girl spoke up.
Girl: You just said fuck again.
Kyouya: Haruhi!
Twin 2: Who?
Kyouya: Hikaru!
Kaoru: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody.
Hikaru: Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck
Kyouya: How would ALL of you like to go to the school councelor! (Renge)
Kaoru: How would you like to suck my balls?
Gasps from everyone.
Kyouya: WHAT. DID. YOU. SAY?
Kaoru: Uh...uh.. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, actually what I said was...
He grabs a microphone along with Hikaru's help.
Kaoru: (into the microphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS! (a little more quietly) Kyouya-sensei?
End
this is so stupid i laughed my head of when i saw how badly written it was
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Ouran High school host club south park