CHAPTER 2: FOOD

Tifa was sad. Cloud was dead she liked cloud because he was teh cool. Cid said "lets bring him bak." Baret said "o.k." They needed Clouds sword but yuffie had it and it was bad because they needed it but Yuffie would not let them have it. They needed to find her. They set off on an adventur. Vincent was not being a emo and came to with batman. Batmen got coaght in tifa cleavage because she was fat and could not come. So they had to leave without batman.

Cid was hungry and so baret caught a bunny. Vincent bit his head off and Cid gots mad. He started to swear. Then they found a acient artifact. It was a muffin. Baret ate it and said "that muffin is yum." Later it turn out to be bad.

They got to the ocean without having to fight. It was to esy. They stopped to rest because Vincent was starting to get emo. "It was easy if I had my coat to croos the iceberg." Said Cid. He was right it was very cold. They came to the cave of sadness and they were saddend by the sad music playing. They found a guy playing a piano and asked "what wrong?" He turned around and stabbed Cid in the balls (lol). Baret tried to explain what they were trying to do but he no listen. He took off his mask to reval he had no eyes (omg). How could they possibly make it out of this one?

To be continued….