Riku and Sora go to a Strip Club
I do not own Sora or Riku, just their souls,Satan you may see me at my personal office if you have any issues with that.
If you don't like Strip Clubs, Boobies, Titties, or Booties, this is not for you! But read it anyway, the more people I insult the better chance I can get that Double Bed Suite in Hell.
Thank You
Riku sat at home with Sora watching Cartoon Network, they were extremely bored and had NOTHING to do. Riku got bored with the PowerPuff Girls and changed the channel to Comedy Central hoping to catch a Carlos Mencia special only to find that annoying ad for Girls Gone Wild WWE BBC CNN DNA ABCXXX 14, or whatever. Rolling his eyes Riku was about to change it,until the ad abrubtly ended and a new ad came on for a strip club called the "Cat's Meow". This peaked both the boys interest. Sora furiously scribbled down the address and the map and smiled as he held it up to Riku, who in turn smiled.
The outside of the building said everything but "Meow", it basically said "Smoking HotSingle Mothers with rent due tomorrow willing to do anything for a dollar." Which is exactly what a Strip Club should say. Still smiling the boys entered.
"It's carpeted..." Riku said looking down at the maroon carpting that was a bit sticky.
"Just don't look down." Sora said staring at the strip stage.
"Too late..." Riku said turning green as he saw a dollar bill actually walk away.
"This place is my nirvana." Sora said walking towards a table. Riku followed making sure to keep his eyes on the back of Sora's head.
The place was amazing, it was a completly nude strip club, nothing between the men and the women. The waitress came up wearing a french maid outfit. Riku was now impressed. He recalled a very intelligent thing he read in a very unintelligent book. The waitresses are used to being looked through by the men becuase they are focused on the strippers, show a little attention to the waitress' and you get a hot chick around the table all the time, and an undisturbed flow of drinks. Watch and learn boys!
To be continued...
If you hate me, I have donea justice to society. If you hate my story, well, I guess you wont be reading the second installment will you? If you thought it was funny, praise you, I'm glad SOMEONE has a sense of humor! BTW, the beatles were playing in the background of the strip club, incase it was a question that was going to keep you up tonight. I only expect twomore chapters of this, since it is short, granted its not as funny as my other ones, like riku and sora skipping school...but its great none the less. THANKS!
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