Welcome back, everyone! And thanks so much for the reviews! I'm so…HAPPYYYY… Eight reviewers so far! EIGHT! THIS IS LIKE A RECORD FOR ME! (dances insanely) OHMIGODOMIGODOMIGOD! (smirks and prepares to type) Also, I realized that my little brackets that I'd used for the actions "mysteriously" disappeared when put on SO, I'll be using these "-" for the actions instead. Now, then…

Disclaimer: Noooo, I don't own XS or Whose Line. Nor do I own any of the movies/threatre styles mentioned in this fic. I own only the made-up island mentioned by Kimiko.

Chapter 2: Theatre and Movie Styles and Props

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Godell: -waves to the camera- Welcome back everybody!

Audience: YAAAAAY! –throws confetti-

Godell: Yes, yes, yippee-ki-yay, woo-hoo, etc. It's time for MOVIE AND THEATRE STYLES!

Crowd: -goes nuts-

G: This is a game for Raimundo and Kimiko. Now, what sort of film or theatre style do you guys want? Shout out your idea! –turns to audience-

Audience Member 1: JAMES BOND!

G: …Okay, James Bond. –smirks at Raimundo- This'll be fun.

Audience Member 2: SHAKESPEARE!

G: Ooh! I was wondering when somebody's shout that out! –does the "word" sign-

Crowd: -goes NUTS-

Audience Member 3: SCOTTISH ACTION MOVIE!

G: -cocks eyebrow- There seems to be a theme today…

Audience Member 4: MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!

G: —Alright, now I just KNOW you did that to tick me off. –adds it to the list anyway-

Crowd: -laughs-

G: …Is that it? –puts on a pleading tone- PLEEEEEASE let there be one more!

Crowd: -laughs uproariously-

G: …None? –mock-sobs- Y'know, it's not nice to make a girl cry…

Audience: -laughs and claps-

G: Okay, okay—meanies! Just kidding. Anyway, Rai? Kimiko?

Raimundo: You forgot to tell us the scene!

G: Ack! That's right! The scene is…a dance party.

Kimiko: -begins to dance up to Raimundo- Hey, you look lonely. Wanna dance?

Raimundo: Sure, pretty lady. –they begin to dance to a random tune-

G: -honks the buzzer- Shakespeare.

R: …The lights. The lights…are bright.

Crowd: -dies laughing-

K: Bright they are…for it is nightfall.

R: The night is dark, is it not?

K: Right thy are, for thou art…right.

Crowd: -laughs uproariously-

G: -honks buzzer- I think that's the worst Shakespeare impersonation I've ever heard! Anyway… -cackles- James Bond.

K: Just…step right this way, Mr. Bond.

R: -"sexy voice"- I'm terribly sorry, but I have a mission to run—

K: —It can wait! I wish for only you! –grabs Raimundo and drags him to one side of the stage-

Crowd: -goes nuts- WOO-HOO!

G: —Okay, that's enough. –honks buzzer- Scottish Action Movie...like Braveheart.

K: Hmm…och aye, yer a bonny lad. Can ye do the River Dance?

R: -snorts- Ye may have taken away me shirt, but you'll never take away me freedom! –does the River Dance anyway- Och, och aye!

K: Stop, ye bloch-'ead! Och aye!

Crowd: -laughs-

R: Never, ye foul tyrant! Och, och, OCH aye!

K: NOOO! You've defeated me with you use of "och ayes"! –she slumps to the ground- I admit defeat.

Crowd: -goes nuts-

G: -beeps buzzer- Alright, here comes the fun one! …Mission Impossible!

K: -turns to Raimundo- Good evening, gentleman.

Audience: -cracks up-

R: Good evening. –smirks-

K: Anyway, your mission is…to obtain a ancient artifact from the lands of Waka-Laka-Gon-Dam-Choo.

Crowd: -roll in their chairs laughing-

G: -is dying on the floor out of mirth-

R: I will except this mission with my life.

K: Oh, yeah—if you don't come back, can I have your iPod?

R: NO.

Audience: -are breathless from mirth-

G: …Okay…okay…that's it for that game… -climbs back onto chair- Next…we have "Props"!

Crowd: -goes NUTS-

G: WHOO! Alright, this'll be for Omi, Raimundo, Chase and Wuya. Omi and Rai, you get—this! –holds up a humongus rubber band-

Omi: -carries the 'band back to where Raimundo is standing-

Raimundo: -covers his mouth with his hand to keep himself from laughing outright-

G: …And Wuya, you and Chase get this…thing. –chucks Wuya a feather duster-

Wuya: …What the heck IS this!

G: -smirks- I'll let you decide. Anyway…Omi and Raimundo will start. –beeps buzzer- Go!

O: -is attached to one end of the rubber band, while Raimundo is on the other- Ready…aim…!

Crowd: -cracks up-

G: -buzzer sounds- Chase? Wuya?

Chase: -waves the feather duster around like a sword- Engarde! (aka "On Guard")

Wuya: -screams- Stay back! I have a gun!

C: -"runs"-

G: -again sounds buzzer-

O: I say…we go THIS way! –drags his end of the rubber band to the right-

R: No, THIS way! –yanks his end of the rubber band to the left-

O & R: ACK! –the rubber band gives in, sending both monks into each other's back- WE'RE STILL OKAY!

Crowd: -general laughter-

G: -lazily presses the buzzer-

W: -is dusting imaginary objects and whistling-

C: -crouches down- Hi ho, hi ho, it's home from work we go…

Audience: -die laughing-

G: -is laughing too hard to press the buzzer- Gahh…

R: -holds up rubber band- Hey, Omi, d'you think rubber's a bit of a stretch?

O: Until you get your sash back from that fangirl, this will have to do.

Crowd: -goes NUTS-

Kimiko: -covers mouth with hand- Mmph! –is trying not to laugh-

G: O-Okay…now let's take a break. Next up will be… "Superheroes"!

Audience: YAAAAAAAAAY!

G: -waves- See you then!